Nearly impossible to overdose on drug - Traumeel - that Alexa Ray Joel took

it's sad, but kind of funny at the same time.

Nearly impossible to overdose on drug - Traumeel - that Alexa Ray Joel took

it's sad, but kind of funny at the same time.


man,that's sad,maybe she's still upset about the break-up.

The more you read about celebrity kids, the more you are glad your own kids don't have that burden.

The more you read about celebrity kids, the more you are glad your own kids don't have that burden.


Isn't that the truth.  There are very few that have normal lives.

She's pretty hot...  :P

She's pretty hot...  :P


And apparently not terribly bright!

::)

She's pretty hot...  :P



and she just broke up with her boyfriend.

and she just broke up with her boyfriend.


and she lives in New York.

and she lives in New York.


Yeah,Long Island and damn I want to date her,But does she really want to go out with a Pathmark cartguy?  ???

Yeah,Long Island and damn I want to date her,But does she really want to go out with a Pathmark cartguy?  ???


No, cause she's going out with me.

No, cause she's going out with me.


Doesn't she want a hot hunk of a man? ???

Doesn't she want a hot hunk of a man? ???


No.

Yeah,Long Island and damn I want to date her,But does she really want to go out with a Pathmark cartguy?  ???


Hey why not?  Marrying celebrity types never seemed to work out for her mother or father.  Maybe what she needs is a little bit of Howard  to get her motor running.  ;)

But the fact that she's taking homeopathic medicine makes me wonder if maybe she really wants a woman.

Yeah,Long Island and damn I want to date her,But does she really want to go out with a Pathmark cartguy?  ???


Don't be so hard on yourself Howard.  It's not like you're an offshore oil rig engineer for BP.

Hey why not?  Marrying celebrity types never seemed to work out for her mother or father.  Maybe what she needs is a little bit of Howard  to get her motor running.  ;)

But the fact that she's taking homeopathic medicine makes me wonder if maybe she really wants a woman.


My sister said I should try Bach Flower Remedies.  She said they were homeopathic medicine.

I said, "I ain't no homo-path!"
:D

I remember a guy in my neighborhood tried to kill himself by sitting in the car in with garage door closed, except he forgot you had to turn the car on.  That's sort of like what BJ's daughter did!
:P

Hey why not?  Marrying celebrity types never seemed to work out for her mother or father.  Maybe what she needs is a little bit of Howard  to get her motor running.  ;)

But the fact that she's taking homeopathic medicine makes me wonder if maybe she really wants a woman.


I'm just a regular guy,making money but not much and have a part time job so what could be wrong with that?  ???

Don't be so hard on yourself Howard.  It's not like you're an offshore oil rig engineer for BP.


I'm not a celebrity but people at work call me Tom Cruise,Does that count?

I'm not a celebrity but people at work call me Tom Cruise,Does that count?


Depends on if its the 1983 "Risky Business" Tom Cruise of the 2007 Oprah Winfrey jumping on the couch Tom Cruise!
:D

Depends on if its the 1983 "Risky Business" Tom Cruise of the 2007 Oprah Winfrey jumping on the couch Tom Cruise!
:D



No,It's the celebrity sunglasses wearing Tom Cruise.

Nearly impossible to overdose on drug - Traumeel - that Alexa Ray Joel took

it's sad, but kind of funny at the same time.


Overdosing on homeopathic medicine is sorta like...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jcrew2/FAIL__by_DreamerOfShadows.jpg

Where's the sad part?

"You hear about the guy who tried to OD on homeopathic aspirin?  He took so much it cured his headache!"

(Actually, it is possible to OD on homeopathic medicine.  In the joke about the asprin, the guy would die of electrolytic imbalance after the first few gallons of water - out of the swimming pool's worth he'd have to drink to get a therapeutic dose of asprin - but either way, at least he wouldn't be complaining about a headache!)

http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/alexarayjoel.jpg

I mean,look at her,She's hot,Who wouldn't to go out with a music star's daughter? ;)

She even has the jewish nose.  :D

http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/alexarayjoel.jpg

I mean,look at her,She's hot,Who wouldn't to go out with a music star's daughter? ;)

She even has the jewish nose.  :D


Billy is Jewish, so that makes sense.

I'd definitely party with her.  But only after getting the OK from Howard.  Howard has first dibs.

Billy is Jewish, so that makes sense.

I'd definitely party with her.  But only after getting the OK from Howard.  Howard has first dibs.


I'd love to meet Billy Joel one day then I could ask If her daughter would go out with a 36 year old man? ;)

I'd love to meet Billy Joel one day then I could ask If her daughter would go out with a 36 year old man? ;)


Billy won't care about the age diff. His last wife was 23 when he married her.

Billy won't care about the age diff. His last wife was 23 when he married her.


I've never gotten married before,I'd love to but at my age now 36?  ??? It might be too late,I've never heard of late 30's guys getting married,some get married in their 20's,maybe right now it's best just to just date and have sex then see what happens after.

Billy is Jewish, so that makes sense.


It's funny because "Movin' Out" was ripping on the Italians so bad, I thought he must be part Italian.  I mean, you could definitely tell he was Jewish.  He could have written "Movin' Out" with a Klezmer rhythm...but I doubt it would sell real big, and he might get a call from the JDL!
:o

It's funny because "Movin' Out" was ripping on the Italians so bad, I thought he must be part Italian.  I mean, you could definitely tell he was Jewish.  He could have written "Movin' Out" with a Klezmer rhythm...but I doubt it would sell real big, and he might get a call from the JDL!
:o


"Movin Out" should've been jewish.

I've never gotten married before,I'd love to but at my age now 36?  ??? It might be too late,I've never heard of late 30's guys getting married,some get married in their 20's,maybe right now it's best just to just date and have sex then see what happens after.
Howard, I;m 30 and I;m not married so its ok. I totally suck at talking to women so thats why. At least you have a good sense of humor so you have that going for you. You should try EHarmony.

Unless you have a stellar resume as a dude, those Internet dating services are going to be a garden if false promises for most guys.
::)

Unless you have a stellar resume as a dude, those Internet dating services are going to be a garden if false promises for most guys.
::)


The gals on those sites are notorious for false advertising too.  The copy reads like Brooklyn Decker, but the reality is Broom Hilda.  ;)

The gals on those sites are notorious for false advertising too.  The copy reads like Brooklyn Decker, but the reality is Broom Hilda.  ;)


They took that picture when she was 26 and now she's 54!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/orangehat.gif

Howard, I;m 30 and I;m not married so its ok. I totally suck at talking to women so thats why. At least you have a good sense of humor so you have that going for you. You should try EHarmony.


No,I don't do dating sites,not my thing!

No,I don't do dating sites,not my thing!


You get on the wrong dating site and you could end up on Dateline NBC, talking to Chris Hansen!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6954/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg


:-X

You get on the wrong dating site and you could end up on Dateline NBC, talking to Chris Hansen!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6954/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg


:-X


LOL!  ;D

LOL!  ;D


So what are you doing here?
I'm Christoph, you know, from Rentboy.com.  You called me two hours ago.
Oh, right...I thought...uhhh, never mind.

You get on the wrong dating site and you could end up on Dateline NBC, talking to Chris Hansen!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6954/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg


:-X


I'd rather talk to Larry King or Barbara Walters.

Gee, nobody noticed my picture of Chris Hansen and Howard talking in the kitchen.  :-[

Gee, nobody noticed my picture of Chris Hansen and Howard talking in the kitchen.   :-[




Probably because it was an attachment rather than embedded...but I saw it.  :D 

What's crazy is that show's been on for a while and they still catch idiots who are into that. 

Gee, nobody noticed my picture of Chris Hansen and Howard talking in the kitchen.   :-[




with Chris Hansen?  ???

You get on the wrong dating site and you could end up on Dateline NBC, talking to Chris Hansen!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6954/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg


:-X


Ok Now I see it.  ;D

What's crazy is that show's been on for a while and they still catch idiots who are into that. 


Some guys have been caught TWICE.  ;D

Anyone want to date her?  ???

Anyone want to date her?  ???


Heck yeah.  But you got first dibs.

Unless you want to take a shot at Christie Brinkley.  I think you'd have a chance there...

Heck yeah.  But you got first dibs.

Unless you want to take a shot at Christie Brinkley.  I think you'd have a chance there...


Christine has so many problems I don't want her to burden me with them.  ::)

Christine has so many problems I don't want her to burden me with them.  ::)


I think Nicole Ritchie might be more your kinda gal!
:D

I think Nicole Ritchie might be more your kinda gal!
:D


Nah,She's too skinny and too young for me.

Nah,She's too skinny and too young for me.


Tina Turner then?
???

Tina Turner then?
???


Nah,too old for me.

Nah,too old for me.


Tina Tequila then? ???

Howard has high standards.

I'd party with BOTH Tina Turner AND Nicole Ritchie...what a range of mathematical possibilities.  Just stock the minibar with all the necessary refreshments and let 'er rip!
8)

Howard has high standards.

I'd party with BOTH Tina Turner AND Nicole Ritchie...what a range of mathematical possibilities.  Just stock the minibar with all the necessary refreshments and let 'er rip!
8)


Tina may be a bit, well, *mature* for my tastes.

But Nicole?  I'd party with her in a New York Minute...  :P

Tina Tequila then? ???


Ok,How old is she? ???


Doesn't she have a boyfriend or is she still a lesbian?  ???

Howard has high standards.

I'd party with BOTH Tina Turner AND Nicole Ritchie...what a range of mathematical possibilities.  Just stock the minibar with all the necessary refreshments and let 'er rip!
8)


So you'd have a little menage a trois?  ;)

Howard has high standards.



maybe that explains his single status

maybe that explains his single status



I like someone my age range Karen,that's how it is with me.

Ok,How old is she? ???


Doesn't she have a boyfriend or is she still a lesbian?  ???


She is both straight and lesbionic.  Quite a versatile gal.  8)

And she is 28 years old.  I think that would be in your range, Howard.  ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tila_Tequila

She is both straight and lesbionic.  Quite a versatile gal.  8)

And she is 28 years old.  I think that would be in your range, Howard.   ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tila_Tequila



I'll party with her.

So you'd have a little menage a trois?  ;)


I think we'd have to bring some Ben-Gay for Tina.  I gotta watch I don't throw my back out.  We both better be careful not to squish Nicole.  Yeeeah, I think we'd better skip the video tape.
:P

I think we'd have to bring some Ben-Gay for Tina.  I gotta watch I don't throw my back out.  We both better be careful not to squish Nicole.  Yeeeah, I think we'd better skip the video tape.
:P



Tina Turner isn't as young as she used to be.
And Nicole Richie is skinny as a toothpick.

Tina Turner isn't as young as she used to be.



she ain't as young as she used to be, but I would venture to guess she can still take any guy around the block twice and make him beg for mercy.

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Ti_Tp/TinaTurner/crops/tina-turner06.jpg

she ain't as young as she used to be, but I would venture to guess she can still take any guy around the block twice and make him beg for mercy.

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Ti_Tp/TinaTurner/crops/tina-turner06.jpg



At 66 she still looks good,She must dye her grayness.

At 66 she still looks good,She must dye her grayness.


One can only imagine how Beyonce will look at age 66.  8-P

One can only imagine how Beyonce will look at age 66.   8-P



give her time to age..  ;)

Beyonce will do just fine...remember  "black don't crack"    ;D

Beyonce will do just fine...remember   "black don't crack"    ;D


But white is just right. ;)

But white is just right. ;)


No, Howard, no...don't go there.  Just don't, okay?
:-X

No, Howard, no...don't go there.  Just don't, okay?
:-X



;D

No, Howard, no...don't go there.  Just don't, okay?
:-X


Ok I won't.  ;D