TMZ is reporting that Larry King's marriage (number 8 if you're counting) broke up due to his wife's suspicions that he was kickin' it with her sister.  8-P

http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/14/shawn-southwick-larry-king-shannon-engemann-divorce-affair-cnn-sister/

This is the year of the sex addict douche bags?

::)

Who's next?  ::)

I'd party with Larry for a 160K car!
:-\\

I'd party with Larry for a 160K car!
:-\\


;D

Not that I would ever sleep with a married guy but at least Tiger,Jesse and Tiki look good, Larry King looks like a corpse.  Must be his money.  ;D

I'd party with Larry for a 160K car!
:-\\


Sounds like ol' Larry gave his sister-in-law a 160K car.

And he gave his wife a K-Car.  ;D ;D

Ick...I can't imagine anyone wanting to sleep with Larry King.  Mega yuck factor.

Ick...I can't imagine anyone wanting to sleep with Larry King.  Mega yuck factor.


I heard he's got the "Milton Berle" factor going for him.  ;)

Ick...I can't imagine anyone wanting to sleep with Larry King.  Mega yuck factor.


Would you rather sleep with Hugh Hefner instead?

Would you rather sleep with Hugh Hefner instead?



Gag, no

And he gave his wife a K-Car.   ;D ;D


Then I'd party with Larry in the back of the K-Car for that 160K car!
:-[

Gag, no


But I'd love to sleep with The Playboy Bunnies. ;)

But I'd love to sleep with The Playboy Bunnies. ;)


You didn't need to tell us that...we already understood that concept. ;D

Ick...I can't imagine anyone wanting to sleep with Larry King.  Mega yuck factor.


You mean you're not turned on by his turkey neck and his liver spots?  :o :o :o





God only knows what his nut sack must look like. 

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/arrrrrgh.gif

You mean you're not turned on by his turkey neck and his liver spots?   :o :o :o





God only knows what his nut sack must look like. 

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/arrrrrgh.gif



Why not ask him?  ::)

Why not ask him?  ::)


Tell you what, next time I'm on Larry King Live I'll be sure to bring that up.  :D

You mean you're not turned on by his turkey neck and his liver spots?   :o :o :o





God only knows what his nut sack must look like. 

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/arrrrrgh.gif



Great, now I gonna have nutmares nightmares.  :D

Great, now I gonna have nutmares nightmares.   :D


LOL @ nutmares!  ;D ;D ;D

God only knows what his nut sack must look like. 


I hear he shaves it with a straight razor.  :o

What is the Milton Berle effect?

What is a K-Car?


I hear he shaves it with a straight razor.  :o


No way! 

What is a K-Car?



One of the Chrysler-Dodge models.  A real sh*tbox made from '81 to '95.  This one is a 1986 convertible K Car:

http://www.festivals-and-shows.com/images/1986-dodge-600-k-car-convertible-975-st-petersburg-florida-21112574.jpg

What is the Milton Berle effect?


Let's just say that Uncle Milty was packing a Polaris Missile.   ;)

Let's just say that Uncle Milty was packing a Polaris Missile.   ;)


Uncle Miltie could win a three-legged race all by himself.  :D

Let's just say that Uncle Milty was packing a Polaris Missile.   ;)



Uncle Miltie could win a three-legged race all by himself.  :D



why the hell do you guys know that???  :o

Really, isn't Larry King like 130 years old now? He's too damn old to be doing mess like that! Gosh. I mean Tiger is younger and appealing--I love the caramel guys, woo!--but Larry king is just ridiculous. He's not Hugh Hefner. He doesn't have cool cred like that.

Really, isn't Larry King like 130 years old now? He's too damn old to be doing mess like that! Gosh. I mean Tiger is younger and appealing--I love the caramel guys, woo!--but Larry king is just ridiculous. He's not Hugh Hefner. He doesn't have cool cred like that.


Larry taught Tiger all Tiger's moves!  Larry might not have the caramel, but he's got plenty of the green for the scene!  As for age, that ain't important unless your a wine or a cheese.  Hugh Hefner taught us that.  So long as you stay partying, you can keep partying!

As for monogamy, there's the Rule of 3: If a man has been married three or more times, he ain't gonna keep the vows.

(There is no Rule of 3.  I made it up.)
8)

why the hell do you guys know that???  :o
I thought everyone knew about Uncle Miltie's kickstand.

Tell you what, next time I'm on Larry King Live I'll be sure to bring that up.  :D


tell me the time and date. ;D

It ain't his Uncle Miltie, it's his Uncles George, Abraham, Ulysses, Alexander, Benjamin....

http://expat21.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/a-million-dollars.jpg

God only knows what his nut sack must look like. 


Given Hugh's financial resources, I'd think that God's not the only one who knows.  :)

I thought everyone knew about Uncle Miltie's kickstand.


How would anybody know about such a thing?  And more importantly, why would we want to? 

One of the Chrysler-Dodge models.  A real sh*tbox made from '81 to '95.  This one is a 1986 convertible K Car:

http://www.festivals-and-shows.com/images/1986-dodge-600-k-car-convertible-975-st-petersburg-florida-21112574.jpg


Awww!  I drove a car like that in high school.  Butter yellow.  I called it my Bad Mutha F*^%(!  :)

How would anybody know about such a thing?  And more importantly, why would we want to? 


Are you kidding? The alleged size of Milton Berle's manhood is one of the all-time greatest legends of old Hollywood!

Are you kidding? The alleged size of Milton Berle's manhood is one of the all-time greatest legends of old Hollywood!


Yep. Milton would make even Tommy Lee feel inadequate.  :o

Are you kidding? The alleged size of Milton Berle's manhood is one of the all-time greatest legends of old Hollywood!


maybe we should dig him up and find out.

maybe we should dig him up and find out.


From Wikipedia:

In 1947, Milton Berle founded the Friars Club of Beverly Hills at the old Savoy Hotel on Sunset Boulevard. Other founding members included Jimmy Durante, George Jessel, Robert Taylor, and Bing Crosby. In 1961, the club moved to Beverly Hills. The club is a private show business club famous for its celebrity members and roasts, where a member is mocked by his club friends in good fun.

Unlike many of his peers, Berle's off-stage lifestyle did not include drugs or drinking, but did include cigars, a "who's who" list of beautiful women, and a lifelong addiction to gambling, primarily horse racing. Some felt his obsession with "the ponies" was responsible for Berle never amassing the wealth or business success of others in his position.

Berle was also famous within show business for the rumored size of his penis. Phil Silvers once told a story about standing next to Berle at a urinal, glancing down, and quipping, "You'd better feed that thing, or it's liable to turn on you!" Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel, who had written many Friars Club jokes about Berle's penis for other comedians, described being treated to a private showing: "He just takes out this— this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I'm looking into this thing, right? I'm looking into the head of Milton Berle's dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, 'What do you think of the boy?' And I'm looking right at it and I go, 'Oh, it's really, really nice.'" At a memorial service for Berle at the New York Friars' Club, Freddie Roman solemnly announced, "On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis will be buried." Radio shock jock Howard Stern also barraged Berle with an endless array of penis questions when the comedian appeared on Stern's morning talk show. When fielding phone calls, Stern purposely asked his producer to only air callers whose questions dealt with Berle's penis.

From Wikipedia:

In 1947, Milton Berle founded the Friars Club of Beverly Hills at the old Savoy Hotel on Sunset Boulevard. Other founding members included Jimmy Durante, George Jessel, Robert Taylor, and Bing Crosby. In 1961, the club moved to Beverly Hills. The club is a private show business club famous for its celebrity members and roasts, where a member is mocked by his club friends in good fun.

Unlike many of his peers, Berle's off-stage lifestyle did not include drugs or drinking, but did include cigars, a "who's who" list of beautiful women, and a lifelong addiction to gambling, primarily horse racing. Some felt his obsession with "the ponies" was responsible for Berle never amassing the wealth or business success of others in his position.

Berle was also famous within show business for the rumored size of his penis. Phil Silvers once told a story about standing next to Berle at a urinal, glancing down, and quipping, "You'd better feed that thing, or it's liable to turn on you!" Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel, who had written many Friars Club jokes about Berle's penis for other comedians, described being treated to a private showing: "He just takes out this— this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I'm looking into this thing, right? I'm looking into the head of Milton Berle's dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, 'What do you think of the boy?' And I'm looking right at it and I go, 'Oh, it's really, really nice.'" At a memorial service for Berle at the New York Friars' Club, Freddie Roman solemnly announced, "On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis will be buried." Radio shock jock Howard Stern also barraged Berle with an endless array of penis questions when the comedian appeared on Stern's morning talk show. When fielding phone calls, Stern purposely asked his producer to only air callers whose questions dealt with Berle's penis.


I had never heard any of this.  And had lived my life happily that way.  Thanks for effing it up Al.   :P ;)

I had never heard any of this.  And had lived my life happily that way.  Thanks for effing it up Al.   :P ;)


Well, if it's any consolation, what you just read is absolutely nothing compared to this horrible image that 2kidsami planted into my brain a few days back:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40332.15

8-P 8-P 8-P

A nightmare:

Phil Silvers looking at your penis.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek2.gif

A nightmare:

Phil Silvers looking at your penis.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek2.gif



Damn,What's worse than that? :P

A nightmare:

Phil Silvers looking at your penis.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek2.gif




Damn,What's worse than that? :P


Phil Silvers watching Ernest Borgnine and Bea Arthur playing with it.

;D

Phil Silvers watching Ernest Borgnine and Bea Arthur playing with it.

;D



Why would I want Bea Arthur to play with it?  :P

Why would I want Bea Arthur to play with it?  :P


That's why it would be a nightmare.  ;D

A nightmare:

Phil Silvers looking at your penis.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek2.gif


OMG...Phil Silvers was a "meatgazer!"  :o :o :o

Phil Silvers watching Ernest Borgnine and Bea Arthur playing with it.

;D



Playing with mine or Ernest Borgnine's...or do I wanna know?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/confused2.gif

I thought everyone knew about Uncle Miltie's kickstand.


nope...I've gotten along very well in life not knowing about it thank you very much  ;D

How would anybody know about such a thing?  And more importantly, why would we want to? 


ash has a great mind....and so do I!  :)

I had never heard any of this.  And had lived my life happily that way.  Thanks for effing it up Al.   :P ;)



ditto!  :D

That's why it would be a nightmare.  ;D


Can it be someone younger than Bea Arthur to play with it? ???

I had never heard any of this.  And had lived my life happily that way.  Thanks for effing it up Al.   :P ;)




ditto!  :D


A BRIEF HISTORY OF
MILTON BERLE'S PENIS.






























Aw, hell, you now know it already.   ;)

A BRIEF HISTORY OF MILTON BERLE'S PENIS.







Aw, hell, you now know it already.   ;)



No I Don't. ;)

No I Don't. ;)


Ask Ash or snozberries, I'm sure they'd be more than happy to tell you all about it.  :D

Ask Ash or snozberries, I'm sure they'd be more than happy to tell you all about it.  :D


FYI I found an article on it.


http://www.thenewz.com/milton-berle's-penis.htm

Can it be someone younger than Bea Arthur to play with it? ???


OK.  How about Gaboray Sidebe? ???

OK.  How about Gaboray Sidebe? ???


Buyah! I'd party with her bigtime!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/occasion16.gif

Why would I want Bea Arthur to play with it?  :P


http://i44.tinypic.com/2vweff4.jpg%5B/IMG%5D

I mean, look at her handling Milto^H^H^H^H^Hthat terrible lizard!

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w304/QuirkyTonya/Funny/HotLikeBea.jpg

The prost^Hecution rests.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w304/QuirkyTonya/Funny/HotLikeBea.jpg





I am totally stealing this for my Avatar.  I'm not even bothering to ask permission.  I couldn't be more enamoured with it, or Bea, if it was made of chocolate and flying through the air! 

I am totally stealing this for my Avatar.  I'm not even bothering to ask permission.  I couldn't be more enamoured with it, or Bea, if it was made of chocolate and flying through the air! 


Hey, I stole it from the meme-generating wonder that is the Internet, so it's not you're not stealing it from me.

There are even T-shirts out there.

Hey, I stole it from the meme-generating wonder that is the Internet, so it's not you're not stealing it from me.

There are even T-shirts out there.


Nice! 

I have this one:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.loopsandpluto.com/images/staygolden190.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.loopsandpluto.com/stay-golden-womens-tshirt-p-432.html%3FcPath%3D28_24&usg=__rjzBWSWMVjop5iAdo-3YiJNsgZI=&h=185&w=185&sz=19&hl=en&start=54&sig2=tPvxaHFwVGIOWwpcmVsRow&itbs=1&tbnid=DlF51mxsUgJI6M:&tbnh=102&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dstay%2Bgolden%26start%3D42%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbo%3D1%26ndsp%3D21%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=mCbNS5KfHJKotAPYzMivDg

OK.  How about Gaboray Sidebe? ???



Don't they have anyone skinnier? Gaborday will sit on me!  :o

Don't they have anyone skinnier? Gaborday will sit on me!  :o


You would love it Howard! 

You would love it Howard! 


No I wouldn't!  :P

No I wouldn't!  :P


Don't knock it 'til you tried it!
:)

Don't knock it 'til you tried it!
:)


So you've done it with fat women? ???

:o

So you've done it with fat women? ???

:o


Sure have, Howard!
8)

Sure have, Howard!
8)


I don't think I would like to.

I saw Larry King walking down the street in Beverly Hills yesterday.  Seriously!!!

I saw Larry King walking down the street in Beverly Hills yesterday.  Seriously!!!


Did you say anything to him? ???

Did you say anything to him? ???


She said, "Can I be your tenth alimony recipient?"
:D

Did you say anything to him? ???


No, I panicked.  I wouldn't even let Snoz stop the car.  She wanted to, she tried to, and I said no no no!

She said, "Can I be your tenth alimony recipient?"
:D


Don't think I didn't think it.  But believe it or not, even I have standards!  ;)

No, I panicked.  I wouldn't even let Snoz stop the car.  She wanted to, she tried to, and I said no no no!



You wouldn't want to disturb him.

Don't think I didn't think it.  But believe it or not, even I have standards!  ;)


;D

No, I panicked.  I wouldn't even let Snoz stop the car.  She wanted to, she tried to, and I said no no no!


I should've stopped anyway!

You wouldn't want to disturb him.


what's to disturb? he was just walking down the street. another week with me and Ash would be chasing people down the sidewalk like I do...

I would have asked him some questions, like the ones he would ask:

"Soooo, Larry, how does Larry like being Larry?"
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/glasses9.gif

I would have asked him some questions, like the ones he would ask:

"Soooo, Larry, how does Larry like being Larry?"
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/glasses9.gif


or How does it feel to have your own talk show?