Anybody here done it yet? ???

Anybody here know anybody who's done it? ???

Anybody here planning to do it?  ???

Good gravy, I had to look this up and it's exactly what I thought it was going to be.  Do women match it up with their cellphones?

If I did that, it would get lost in a fat roll.

  Interesting that some women report that vajazzing helps boost their cell phone signal.  Probably better than those little antenna extender things that you stick on your battery.  I'm ashamed to admit that I tried that once.  The results were disappointing...

  GF wanted to have her vj crystals arranged to read "I Brake For John Cusack" but I told her if she did I was gone in a hot second.  She's still thinking about it... :P

 

I read an article where Jennifer Love Hewitt  :-*  said that she's vajazzled.

She said "It's like a disco ball down there"...  ;D

GF wanted to have her vj crystals arranged to read "I Brake For John Cusack" but I told her if she did I was gone in a hot second.  She's still thinking about it... :P

 


I love your girlfriend.  John Cusack loonies of the world unite!

I love your girlfriend.  John Cusack loonies of the world unite!


  Gah...you're one of THOSE...

    ;D

  Gah...you're one of THOSE...

    ;D


Oh yes.  I've been in love with John Cusack since I was about five years old and saw him in "The Journey of Natty Gann".

Now if only he'd come back to Chicago for awhile....:D

How about vajizzling?  :o :o :o

Jeez I had to look that up now did I?  ::)

:P

I read an article where Jennifer Love Hewitt  :-*  said that she's vajazzled.

She said "It's like a disco ball down there"...   ;D


It must cause major problems with her husband.  ;D

It must cause major problems with her husband.  ;D


Um, don't think she's married.

I read an article where Jennifer Love Hewitt  :-*  said that she's vajazzled.

She said "It's like a disco ball down there"...   ;D


You just know some metrosexual is gonna glue a bunch of tiny mirrors to his sack in order to one-up Ms. Hewitt.  :o :o :o

Um, don't think she's married.


I'll take her.

You just know some metrosexual is gonna glue a bunch of tiny mirrors to his sack in order to one-up Ms. Hewitt.  :o :o :o


But Al, what about all that balls sweat and stuff?  :P

But Al, what about all that balls sweat and stuff?  :P


Well, I just guess they'll be sweatin' to the oldies then.  ;D ;D ;D

Well, I just guess they'll be sweatin' to the oldies then.   ;D ;D ;D


I'd be worried about all the ball sweat and pubic hair.

Oh yes.  I've been in love with John Cusack since I was about five years old and saw him in "The Journey of Natty Gann".

Now if only he'd come back to Chicago for awhile....:D


"The Journey of Natty Gann."    ;D

Honestly, if you have time to Vajazzle, you have far too much time on your hands.  I can think of far better things to do with that area than stick goddamn rhinestones to it! 

Honestly, if you have time to Vajazzle, you have far too much time on your hands.  I can think of far better things to do with that area than stick goddamn rhinestones to it! 


Rhinestones?  Heck, they oughtta use Mood Ring jewels.  Based on the color of the vajazzlery at any given time you can then tell what she's in the mood for.



I'd be worried about all the ball sweat and pubic hair.


It is recommended that male pejazzlers first manscape the affected area, so as to obtain maximum adherance of the jazzle to the, uh, substrate.

Rhinestones?  Heck, they oughtta use Mood Ring jewels.  Based on the color of the vajazzlery at any given time you can then tell what she's in the mood for.




Why not just ask her?

Why not just ask her?


That's low tech. Not only will the next step in vajazzling incorporate Mood Ring jewels, but they will also be 802.11N capable, so that everybody's junk will be networked.

Whatever happened to vajazzling as God intended?
???

So the Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter was ahead of her time?

Well, I just guess they'll be sweatin' to the oldies then.   ;D ;D ;D


Karma dude!

I likes me some of those ol' disco balls!
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I'd be worried about all the ball sweat and pubic hair.


Then I'd trade you your worries for mine.

Not the equipment, mind you, just the worries!

That's low tech. Not only will the next step in vajazzling incorporate Mood Ring jewels, but they will also be 802.11N capable, so that everybody's junk will be networked.


Does that mean men too?  ::)

Honestly, if you have time to Vajazzle, you have far too much time on your hands.  I can think of far better things to do with that area than stick goddamn rhinestones to it! 


Give it a haircut?  :D

For the record, I think a woman turning her genitals into a junkyard has no erotic appeal whatsoever, thank you very much.
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For the record, I think a woman turning her genitals into a junkyard has no erotic appeal whatsoever, thank you very much.
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It's only good for 2 things but I won't mention them you figure it out.  ;)

For the record, I think a woman turning her genitals into a junkyard has no erotic appeal whatsoever, thank you very much.
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What about a modern art museum?

Where's Frank Lloyd Wright when we really need him??? :o :o :o

What about a modern art museum?

Where's Frank Lloyd Wright when we really need him??? :o :o :o


Or The Museum Of Sex?

Or The Museum Of Sex?


They have one of those in Copenhagen.  If I ever get to go to Denmark, that'll be first stop.  Maybe I'll get some licorice first!
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Where's Frank Lloyd Wright when we really need him??? :o :o :o


Dead.

Dead.


;D

;D


Dagnabbit!

They have one of those in Copenhagen.  If I ever get to go to Denmark, that'll be first stop.  Maybe I'll get some licorice first!
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What do you need licorice for?  ???

Dagnabbit!


That's me. :D

What do you need licorice for?  ???


Everyone likes a snack at the museum. 

Everyone likes a snack at the museum. 


Too bad those women aren't real,I'd sure love to snack. ;)

What do you need licorice for?  ???


The Danes make the best licorice and the best pornography in the world!
8)

Getting out of the limo, she really could... flash someone...  ;D

The Danes make the best licorice and the best pornography in the world!
8)


When was the last time you saw licorice in pornography?  ???

When was the last time you saw licorice in pornography?  ???


I don't think I'll ever see "licorice whips" in the same way...  :o ;D

I don't think I'll ever see "licorice whips" in the same way...  :o ;D


I think there's a licorice scene in the porn film by Snoop Dogg "Doggystyle".

When was the last time you saw licorice in pornography?  ???


Rule 34 -- Seek and ye shall find.

Shouldn't play with your food that way, though, could give a gal a yeast infection!
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When was the last time you saw licorice in pornography?  ???


Hmm...

That would certainly be a new twist.

Hmm...

That would certainly be a new twist.


;D

It would make set strike easier.  The cast could just eat all the props!

Hmm...

That would certainly be a new twist.


In the porn film by Snoop Dogg called Doggystyle there is a licorice scene with 2 lezzies.

In the porn film by Snoop Dogg called Doggystyle there is a licorice scene with 2 lezzies.


I didn't know that Snoop did a porno.

I'd think with his scraggly look, and skinny build, he would not be much of an attraction.

I didn't know that Snoop did a porno.

I'd think with his scraggly look, and skinny build, he would not be much of an attraction.


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and here you go LB. ^. ;)