So far, she's put her foot in her foot, so often, that she deserves her own thread....

The latest....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1oTsni4ung&NR=1&feature=fvwp

And it gets much better....

According to O'Donnell, Nancy Pelosi is not really Catholic....

"First, let me say that Nancy Pelosi has—can benefit from making Christians look bad because she touts her Christianity when it's politically expedient for her, yet she doesn't follow any of the Christian moral principles.

What I want to point out is that Christianity is not a set of beliefs that you can pick and choose from. It's not a smorgasbord; it's not a buffet. You either embrace it all and represent it all, or embrace a worldview that says you can do whatever you want."

http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/09/christine-odonnell-nancy-pelosi-not-true-christian

Ladies and Gentlemen, we may have our next Sarah Palin.

God, help us all.

::)

Christine O'Donnell's Greatest Hits (so far):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRfvThrZ_Cc



Cat

This pretty much sums it all up....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk8T9xAlsvE

So far, she's put her foot in her foot, so often, that she deserves her own thread....



she has one:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=41585.msg2518340

Gotta see this one:


http://investigatechristine.com/


Cat

And it gets much better....

According to O'Donnell, Nancy Pelosi is not really Catholic....

"First, let me say that Nancy Pelosi has—can benefit from making Christians look bad because she touts her Christianity when it's politically expedient for her, yet she doesn't follow any of the Christian moral principles.

What I want to point out is that Christianity is not a set of beliefs that you can pick and choose from. It's not a smorgasbord; it's not a buffet. You either embrace it all and represent it all, or embrace a worldview that says you can do whatever you want."



If you want to talk creed, Jesus said give all your belongings to the poor and follow me.  We all fall short.  We're all sinners.  You too, Christine.

Judge not lest thee be judged.
::)

BTW, I'll bet she's a very kinky girl.

The Wiccan community has an interesting response to McDonnell's claim of being a witch.

http://evilslutopia.com/2010/09/wiccan-community-responds-to-christine.html

I guess the message is this.....

If a tree says crazy things in a forest, will anybody give a crap?

By the way, if Christine O'Donnell, is a witch, then I'm a Oscar Meyer wiener.

::)

I love Bill Maher's take on the whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nECxQUi_pr0&feature=player_embedded

I'd vote for a witch -- a qualified witch!
8)

I'd vote for a witch -- a qualified witch!
8)



Like me?  ;) ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Like me?  ;) ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Sure!

Vote Cat in 2012!  She's more qualified than Christine O'Donnell!

This ad was paid for by the committee, to elect Cat as Senator and not Christine O'Donnell.

Sure!

Vote Cat in 2012!  She's more qualified than Christine O'Donnell!

This ad was paid for by the committee, to elect Cat as Senator and not Christine O'Donnell.



I'm Cat and I approve this message.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

I'm Cat and I approve this message.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


All you need is a banner, and an attack ad, and you are set!

;D

All you need is a banner, and an attack ad, and you are set!

;D



Don't need an attack ad. She is doing that all by herself.



Cat

All you need is a banner, and an attack ad, and you are set!

;D


I'd vote for her in a sec, of course, but we live in Vermont, and this is a Delaware election.  No time to establish residence

I'd vote for her in a sec, of course, but we live in Vermont, and this is a Delaware election.  No time to establish residence



I wouldn't want to live in Delaware and I really don't want to run against Bernie or Pat. Oh well.



Cat

Like me?  ;) ;D ;D ;D

Cat


Christian, Muslim, Wiccan what have you, God/Gods/Goddess/Goddesses bless...I just have to trust you will keep religion out of government.  No vetting process required.  The First Amendment says there shall be no religious test for holding public office.  If a candidate was following Anton LeVay's Church of Satan, I would mention it at every turn if I was his/her opponent.  Not because it's Satanic but because it's so....goofy.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devilsmile.gif

Christian, Muslim, Wiccan what have you, God/Gods/Goddess/Goddesses bless...I just have to trust you will keep religion out of government.  No vetting process required.  The First Amendment says there shall be no religious test for holding public office.  If a candidate was following Anton LeVay's Church of Satan, I would mention it at every turn if I was his/her opponent.  Not because it's Satanic but because it's so....goofy.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devilsmile.gif






Oh man, and here I was planning to have In The Goddess We Trust on all our money.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Oh man, and here I was planning to have In The Goddess We Trust on all our money.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Glenn Beck, would be less then thrilled about that!

;D

If we evolved, why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/09/24/odonnell-evolution-maher/

If we evolved, why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/09/24/odonnell-evolution-maher/




http://www.roflcorner.com/wp-content/gallery/facepalm/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

This is goin' out to my favorite hep chick, Christine O'Donnell:

Well, I'm a monkey man,
And I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman, too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNY8eYmzdH4

Oh man, and here I was planning to have In The Goddess We Trust on all our money.  :D ;D ;D ;D


http://home.comcast.net/~yeahyeah11/yes-wiccan.gif

Doing what keepeth me from wilting shall be the loophole in the law! 

(Then again, Christine's far enough off the deep end today that I'll bet that wasn't even far enough for her back in the day.  Man, where's my hot tub time machine when I need it?)

My music request to her!

;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4

http://home.comcast.net/~yeahyeah11/yes-wiccan.gif

Doing what keepeth me from wilting shall be the loophole in the law! 

(Then again, Christine's far enough off the deep end today that I'll bet that wasn't even far enough for her back in the day.  Man, where's my hot tub time machine when I need it?)



I don't like that poster because whatever it was she was into, it definitely wasn't Wicca.  Wiccans do not believe in satan and Wiccans don't have blood on their alters-as she claims it was a satanic alter with blood.  ::)


Cat

The real Satanists don't worship Satan.  You know them by their deeds.

The real Satanists don't worship Satan.  You know them by their deeds.


Let me think of a few: the Koch brothers, Glenn Beck, Karl Rove, Philis Shafly, Newt, Mitch, and the sultan of orange...

Let me think of a few: the Koch brothers, Glenn Beck, Karl Rove, Philis Shafly, Newt, Mitch, and the sultan of orange...


It's right in the Book of Amos.  These rich guys are killing lambs and calves to carry on their gluttony while homeless people huddled in the street.  They had fallen from God. 

Catholic Church.  Day one. Book one.  Page one.  "The rich are supposed to share their wealth with the poor." 

I understand why their was a Liberation Theology movement, but the Bible can be read as Liberation Theology straight from the King James version.  That's why it's important for the bosses to give a lot of media coverage to the pope strutting in all his finery and a few priests who happen to be pedophiles (or a few pedophiles who happen to be priests?)
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/fuzz.gif

I don't like that poster because whatever it was she was into, it definitely wasn't Wicca.  Wiccans do not believe in satan and Wiccans don't have blood on their alters-as she claims it was a satanic alter with blood.  ::)

Yeah, it was a parody.  Best I could do was take the witchcraft angle away from you new-agey folks and roll with a Crowley reference.  (Crowley wouldn't have had her because she was a ditz, and LaVey, total fraud that he was, wouldn't have had her because she wasn't a redhead, but that was the best the Internet had to offer, and I'll bet LaVey's followers would have said "redhead, brunette, close enough, especially at that time of the month" :)

Obligatory Non-Sequitur Pop Culture Reference: anyone who wasn't paying attention to Al Jourgenson in Ministry's Psalm 69 will never listen to that song in quite the same way again.


Christine O'Donnell's Greatest Hits (so far):


So how 'bout we go with a Joe Walsh reference.  (Side 1, Track 5.  You bought it, you name it.)

You see bipartisans?  Left and right.
Christine's big hits.
I try to look away, but I can't resist.
Every time I try to call it quits,
Her greatest hits.

(That's a big 10-4...)

Yeah, it was a parody.  Best I could do was take the witchcraft angle away from you new-agey folks and roll with a Crowley reference.  (Crowley wouldn't have had her because she was a ditz, and LaVey, total fraud that he was, wouldn't have had her because she wasn't a redhead, but that was the best the Internet had to offer, and I'll bet LaVey's followers would have said "redhead, brunette, close enough, especially at that time of the month" :)

Obligatory Non-Sequitur Pop Culture Reference: anyone who wasn't paying attention to Al Jourgenson in Ministry's Psalm 69 will never listen to that song in quite the same way again.

Lord, you know my folly and my sins are not hidden from you.

--Psalm 69

Lord, you know my folly and my sins are not hidden from you.
--Psalm 69


Well, I was actually going for a way to succeed, and a way to suck eggs, but damn, how I love coincidences like that.  

But let's break up all this talk of the occult with something a little more lighthearted.  How about an episode of Animaniacs?

Bill O'Reilly: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Christine O'Donnell:  American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment.

Bill O'Reilly: Silence, Christine, or I shall have to hurt you.

http://www.twolvesblog.com/images/stories/pinky_and_brain.jpg

No, really.  I didn't change a word of Chrstine's dialog.  Here's the actual transcript from her 2007 interview on The O'Reilly Factor.

It's like having Carrot Top as a candidate!
:P

It's like having Carrot Top as a candidate!
:P


I think so, Maxwell, but Christine and a carrot named Maurice?  What would the children look like?

I think so, Maxwell, but Christine and a carrot named Maurice?  What would the children look like?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKULi72yUko&feature=related

Christine O'Donnell:  American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment.





I think O'Donnell is just such a clone, except that she has a fully functional mouse brain

It's like having Carrot Top as a candidate!
:P



But, I think Carrot Top is smarter.



Cat

You know I don't think Christine O' Donnell has the proper experience to be a US Senator. She should work for the state legislator first.

On the other hand the guy who is she running against(Chris Coons) didn't he say he was a bearded marxist or something? At least he has the proper experience to be a US Senator though.

I think O'Donnell is just such a clone, except that she has a fully functional mouse brain



Whose hand controls the mouse?
???

Whose hand controls the mouse?
???



Sarah Palin?



Cat

Sarah Palin?


Nope, her dad, Bozo the Clown.

http://i.imgur.com/sAH3q.jpg

YA RLY.

Daniel O'Donnell was the guy who starred as Bozo the Clown. (bugmenot.com if you need a login/pass for the New York Times' bogus registration link)

Runs in the family, I guess.  I can't even make this stuff up.

Nope, her dad, Bozo the Clown.

http://i.imgur.com/sAH3q.jpg

YA RLY.

Daniel O'Donnell was the guy who starred as Bozo the Clown. (bugmenot.com if you need a login/pass for the New York Times' bogus registration link)

Runs in the family, I guess.  I can't even make this stuff up.


Her sister is a lesbian.  So, it seems to me that Christine, the formerly pseudo-Wiccan turned Christian extremist, is compensating for her own "untraditional" family history.

Her sister is a lesbian.  So, it seems to me that Christine, the formerly pseudo-Wiccan turned Christian extremist, is compensating for her own "untraditional" family history.


Her sister is a lesbian and her father is a scary clown...is O'Donnell Cheney's long-lost daughter?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_scratch.gif

Oh, to be 25 years old again.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9755/odonnell12.jpg

Chrstine, never you mind Hallowe'en.  It's almost erlection night.  November 2nd.  You dig out a ladybug costume, I'll find a boy scout uniform.  You and me, babes.  I'm no prize, but it's either me or Carl Paladino, take your pick!  So whaddya say?  See you next Tuesday?  :)

Oh, to be 25 years old again.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9755/odonnell12.jpg

Chrstine, never you mind Hallowe'en.  It's almost erlection night.  November 2nd.  You dig out a ladybug costume, I'll find a boy scout uniform.  You and me, babes.  I'm no prize, but it's either me or Carl Paladino, take your pick!  So whaddya say?  See you next Tuesday?  :)


^ Looks a lot like one of my ex-girlfriends whose memory has plagued me for years.  I'll just leave it at that.
8-P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUn2c_PKho



Cat

http://i53.tinypic.com/2j4yion.jpg

...AND SHE VOTES!

- From the Washtington Mall: Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, 10/30/10.