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Subject: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Dude111 on 01/20/09 at 7:47 pm
Mine would be "Why dont you stop all the evil on earth,it cant be what you wanted!"
Yours?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/20/09 at 7:49 pm
"How does evolution work?"
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/20/09 at 7:59 pm
I think I'd just say WTF?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: McDonald on 01/20/09 at 8:18 pm
'Why do you make it so incredibly difficult to totally believe in you and, short of just believing that you exist, to believe that you give a shît about mankind?'
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Macphisto on 01/20/09 at 8:20 pm
My question would be... Why do you typically only speak to crazy people?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Red Ant on 01/20/09 at 10:47 pm
"Why don't you heal amputees?"
signature banned as well
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Jessica on 01/20/09 at 10:54 pm
"Where's the money you owe me?"
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/20/09 at 11:17 pm
Is this the way you really intended for thing to go?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 01/21/09 at 2:53 am
"Why on earth did you have to create uranium?!?" :o :o :o
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/21/09 at 3:36 am
Why asparagus?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: danootaandme on 01/21/09 at 8:33 am
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Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: whistledog on 01/21/09 at 10:07 am
"Do you wear Boxers or Briefs?"
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: philbo on 01/21/09 at 10:53 am
Seeing as 99.999% or higher of people who have ever expressed an opinion about you must have been wrong.. who was right? Was anybody? Does that count as two questions? Or three? Hold on, does that make four? I mean five? Six?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: joeman on 01/21/09 at 12:39 pm
Why did you create evil if you desire good?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: MrCleveland on 01/21/09 at 1:49 pm
Why do you make me wait?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/21/09 at 1:53 pm
How did Ron Jeremy ever became a porn star?
Why was war invented?
Cat
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: thereshegoes on 01/21/09 at 7:36 pm
What's up? ;)
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Foo Bar on 01/22/09 at 12:58 am
"Why on earth did you have to create uranium?!?" :o :o :o
So that instead of just getting hints on how clever I was when I built the Universe, you'd also have a pretty spiffy energy source to tie you over for the century or two it'll take you to figure out muon-catalyzed fusion.
(*grumble*)
...ya wait 3.6 billion years for 'em to evolve sentience, another 2 million years before they're ready to hear from Me, a few more thousand years before my Kid's ready to take one for the team, 2000 years later, you're still burning dead trees in the form of dark black rocks and gooey black muck? I gave you 3.6 billion years' worth of that stuff, but I didn't give you an infinite supply, and last I checked, you're running low. There's 6 billion of you trying to live on that rock now? You think I gave you those big friggin' brains just so you could figure out new ways to kill each other in My name? Jesus H. Ch--(no, Son, I'm just ranting at My creation again, not callin' ya for dinner)--rist, humanity, get with the program already. Don't make Me come down there!
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/22/09 at 1:26 am
How did Ron Jeremy ever became a porn star?
Why was war invented?
Cat
Trick question, Ron Jeremy IS God!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sex.gif
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/22/09 at 6:26 am
Why looks after the Pearly Gates when St Peter takes a day off?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/23/09 at 1:36 am
Why looks after the Pearly Gates when St Peter takes a day off?
Ron Jeremy
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/23/09 at 10:23 am
Trick question, Ron Jeremy IS God!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sex.gif
If he is God they why didn't he heal his friend Tammy Faye Baker? :-\\
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/09 at 11:12 am
Why looks after the Pearly Gates when St Peter takes a day off?
Ron Jeremy
If he is God they why didn't he heal his friend Tammy Faye Baker? :-\\
What kind of God is Ron Jeremy?
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/23/09 at 12:15 pm
What kind of God is Ron Jeremy?
A god with a gigantic wang.
"What if you were one of us?"
Subject: Re: If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/23/09 at 12:27 pm
A god with a gigantic wang.
"What if you were one of us?"
If you were God, what kind of wang would you give yourself?
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