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Subject: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: danootaandme on 11/25/08 at 5:21 pm
Seems she broke her jaw.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus ;D
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/25/08 at 5:26 pm
Ok, so she has her jaw wired shut-can we do the same to her mouth?
Cat
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Jessica on 11/25/08 at 5:33 pm
Seems she broke her jaw.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus ;D
I assume it has something to do with all the sh*t that spews from her piehole.
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: snozberries on 11/25/08 at 6:45 pm
Karma..... It all boils down to karma! ;)
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/25/08 at 7:29 pm
Aw, poor Ann! Maybe she can do a ventrilogquist act with a Sean Hannity dummy!
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Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/25/08 at 8:01 pm
Aw, poor Ann! Maybe she can do a ventrilogquist act with a Sean Hannity dummy!
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No,no, no she's going to replace Colmes. The darn Liberals have control of everything now, Fox isn't safe. She can be pisted off at everything and not make a sound. Sean would just love that!!!! He can hear himself talk. ;D
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/25/08 at 8:53 pm
No,no, no she's going to replace Colmes. The darn Liberals have control of everything now, Fox isn't safe. She can be pisted off at everything and not make a sound. Sean would just love that!!!! He can hear himself talk. ;D
Colmes resembles a ventriloquist dummy just a bit. I always wondered about that. I suspect the network is going to go "Hannity's America" five nights a week and Colmes will come back with a Saturday at 5:00 show, "The Wimpy Liberal Szchmuck Hour."
:D
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/25/08 at 10:27 pm
There is a God after all! ;D
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: snozberries on 11/25/08 at 10:40 pm
There is a God after all! ;D
and then there was karma ;D
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Step-chan on 11/25/08 at 10:56 pm
I was going to say what Jamie said.
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: snozberries on 11/25/08 at 10:57 pm
I was going to say what Jamie said.
then you get what I gave Jamie too ;)
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Step-chan on 11/25/08 at 11:00 pm
then you get what I gave Jamie too ;)
And you as well.
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: philbo on 11/26/08 at 4:48 am
There is a God after all! ;D
but doesn't it take Him such a long time to get round to something like this?
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: danootaandme on 11/26/08 at 5:49 am
but doesn't it take Him such a long time to get round to something like this?
That worth having is worth waiting for ;)
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: ladybug316 on 11/26/08 at 10:15 am
I just want to go on record as saying that I had nothing to do with this, no matter what I have said I'd like to do to her. :)
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/26/08 at 12:04 pm
but doesn't it take Him such a long time to get round to something like this?
I know but still.....
Pssstttt.....
Are you there God? It's me, Jamie.
Please, also do the same thing with following people....
1) Rush Limbaugh
2) Sarah Palin
3) Bill O'Reilly
4) Sean Hannity
4) Tucker Carlson
Thanks in advance,
Jamie.
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 11/26/08 at 12:31 pm
I know but still.....
Pssstttt.....
Are you there God? It's me, Jamie.
Please, also do the same thing with following people....
1) Rush Limbaugh
2) Sarah Palin
3) Bill O'Reilly
4) Sean Hannity
4) Tucker Carlson
Thanks in advance,
Jamie.
And Michael Moore too, because he's every bit as big of a douche as anyone on this list.
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: EthanM on 11/26/08 at 12:44 pm
Last night the 7pm Simpsons was about (among other things) Homer getting his jaw wired shut and becoming a good listener because he couldn't talk anymore. Anny chance this will happen with Ann?
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: snozberries on 11/26/08 at 4:54 pm
Last night the 7pm Simpsons was about (among other things) Homer getting his jaw wired shut and becoming a good listener because he couldn't talk anymore. Anny chance this will happen with Ann?
yeah but look at the episodes that follow... Homer never learns his lesson past one episode. I suspect Ann will go the same way....good listener until she is able to speak again.... ;D
I know but still.....
Pssstttt.....
Are you there God? It's me, Jamie.
Please, also do the same thing with following people....
1) Rush Limbaugh
2) Sarah Palin
3) Bill O'Reilly
4) Sean Hannity
4) Tucker Carlson
Thanks in advance,
Jamie.
Hey Jamie you forgot Nancy Grace!
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: danootaandme on 11/26/08 at 5:42 pm
Last night the 7pm Simpsons was about (among other things) Homer getting his jaw wired shut and becoming a good listener because he couldn't talk anymore. Anny chance this will happen with Ann?
no
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Red Ant on 11/26/08 at 9:19 pm
Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
...and there was much rejoicing.
Hey Jamie you forgot Nancy Grace!
Here crew got her to shut up for one second: check out the look on her face at the 1:00 mark
Owned
Ant
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/26/08 at 9:25 pm
Karma..... It all boils down to karma! ;)
Now I KNOW you're obsessed ! ::)
:P ;D
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/26/08 at 10:31 pm
I just want to go on record as saying that I had nothing to do with this, no matter what I have said I'd like to do to her. :)
Aha. So you're the twisted genius behind the twisted fiction I *verb*ed Ann Coulter in the *bodypart*, hard. (And the sequel, Back in Ann Coulter's *bodypart*-saddle again, both of which should be googled with appropriate *terms*, until one finds the appropriate subdomains of blogspot.com.
Warning: As if you couldn't figure out from the most obvious solution to the preceding mad-libs, the language in those stories is not safe for work, not safe for people under 18, and not safe for anyone's sanity. There are things that man was not meant to imagine. The angles, all wrong. But you're all going to read the stories and be driven to madness anyways, aren't you?
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: ladybug316 on 11/26/08 at 10:35 pm
Aha. So you're the twisted genius behind the twisted fiction I *verb*ed Ann Coulter in the *bodypart*, hard. (And the sequel, Back in Ann Coulter's *bodypart*-saddle again, both of which should be googled with appropriate *terms*, until one finds the appropriate subdomains of blogspot.com.
Warning: As if you couldn't figure out from the most obvious solution to the preceding mad-libs, the language in those stories is not safe for work, not safe for people under 18, and not safe for anyone's sanity. There are things that man was not meant to imagine. The angles, all wrong. But you're all going to read the stories and be driven to madness anyways, aren't you?
Yes, I will read them all! Shadenfreude my friend, shadenfreude. ;D
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/26/08 at 11:22 pm
yeah but look at the episodes that follow... Homer never learns his lesson past one episode. I suspect Ann will go the same way....good listener until she is able to speak again.... ;D
Hey Jamie you forgot Nancy Grace!
Yes, even Nancy Grace! ;D
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/26/08 at 11:40 pm
Yes, I will read them all! Shadenfreude my friend, shadenfreude. ;D
They're oldies but goodies... I love it when political satire meets Rule 34.
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: snozberries on 11/26/08 at 11:57 pm
Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
...and there was much rejoicing.
Here crew got her to shut up for one second: check out the look on her face at the 1:00 mark
Owned
Ant
okay that was funny!
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/27/08 at 7:57 pm
Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
...and there was much rejoicing.
Here crew got her to shut up for one second: check out the look on her face at the 1:00 mark
Owned
Ant
It's so easy to own Nancy . She's a ditz.
Subject: Re: Ann Coulters Jaw Wired Shut
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/28/08 at 8:45 pm
And Michael Moore too, because he's every bit as big of a douche as anyone on this list.
Michael Moore is wrong half the time. Ann Coulter is wrong all the time!
:P