The Register"]John Ganster, co-owner of the Verona Marble Company stone company first recognized the divinity of his 1,000-pound chunk of masonry when a customer inquired about purchasing the "Jesus slab."

A picture of the stone, procured from Dallas Morning News footage shows stained granite that indisputably depicts the son of God and divine Messiah of the Christian people, whose coming was prophesied in the Old Testament.

Or possibly one of those hooded skeleton dudes from Lord of the Rings.

If the page allows remote linking.. it's here:
http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/06/27/granitejesus.jpg

Is it just me, or is there something there that makes the second coming look an awful lot more imminent?

So that's where he's been hiding.... ???

So that's where he's been hiding.... ???


There and in bread products across the world.  I guess he doesn't follow the Atkins diet. ;D

"An El Reg colleague who suggested he's doing the "shocker" displeases igneous Jesus". LMAO

Ant

oh no...  This can only mean a resurgence in mainstream Christian music...

"Jesus rocks!" (sorry, bad pun)

oh no...  This can only mean a resurgence in mainstream Christian music...

"Jesus rocks!" (sorry, bad pun)


or a ballad called "I'll never take Jesus for granite again".

Ant

or a ballad called "I'll never take Jesus for granite again".

Ant

**groans**

;)

There and in bread products across the world.  I guess he doesn't follow the Atkins diet. ;D


It looks like he's a fan of butter too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OxLXe5YnQ

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I don't see it  ???

I don't see it  ???

A nonbeliever! Persecute!
:D

Follow the gourd! Follow the sandal!

I don't see it  ???


Take a closer look.

When you see it, you'll *blank* bricks.  Just be thankful Angus didn't.

///Was already going to hell, first class.
////Figured I might as well get my own Lear jet.

I still don't see it.  I must be a heathen extraordinary  ;D

oh no...  This can only mean a resurgence in mainstream Christian music...

"Jesus rocks!" (sorry, bad pun)


Better than " Jesus Stoned"  Stand clear for lightning strike...... :o

or a ballad called "I'll never take Jesus for granite again".

Ant

**groans**

;)


Ant  ....I thought it was damn clever.  ;)

I still don't see it.  I must be a heathen extraordinary  ;D


What you need is a miracle..... ;)

If the page allows remote linking.. it's here:
http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/06/27/granitejesus.jpg

Is it just me, or is there something there that makes the second coming look an awful lot more imminent?


I can definitely see the outline of a human figure in the granite, but I am not sure how one makes the jump that it is a divine image.

I mean, it could as easily be an image of the Phantom Fireworks mascot holding a handkerchief.

Reminds me of the woman who found a potato that was the spitting image of Richard F. Nixon.  ;D

I can definitely see the outline of a human figure in the granite, but I am not sure how one makes the jump that it is a divine image.

I mean, it could as easily be an image of the Phantom Fireworks mascot holding a handkerchief.

Reminds me of the woman who found a potato that was the spitting image of Richard F. Nixon.   ;D

Now we have a president with the intellect of a potato.

http://uncannyvalley.org/pix/VirginOlivet.jpg

The Virgin Mary can be seen in that tree somewhere. :-\\

I'm looking for a picture of the one that was embedded in an underpass in Chicago.

http://uncannyvalley.org/pix/VirginOlivet.jpg

The Virgin Mary can be seen in that tree somewhere. :-\\

I'm looking for a picture of the one that was embedded in an underpass in Chicago.


Here ye go:

http://www.nbc5.com/news/4388177/detail.html#

If it's still there, I'll go check it out.

Here ye go:

http://www.nbc5.com/news/4388177/detail.html#

If it's still there, I'll go check it out.


That's it!!!  I'm not too religious but that is pretty cool!

Well I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I got my granite Jesus
Headstone in the bedpan of my truck,
Through all trials and tribulations,
And my travels through the nation,
With my granite Jesus I'll go far!

Granite Jesus!
Granite Jesus!
Weighin' down the bedpan of my truck.
I'm afraid for my window,
I hit the brakes and through he'll go,
And if I have a wreck then I'll be f*bleep*ed!

http://uncannyvalley.org/pix/VirginOlivet.jpg

The Virgin Mary can be seen in that tree somewhere. :-\\

I'm looking for a picture of the one that was embedded in an underpass in Chicago.


Once again, I don't see it, but I do think I see Little Lulu up there on the left  ::)

http://uncannyvalley.org/pix/VirginOlivet.jpg

The Virgin Mary can be seen in that tree somewhere. :-\\

I'm looking for a picture of the one that was embedded in an underpass in Chicago.


Sorry...can't see this one at all. I do see a pokemon though!!  :)

Well I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I got my granite Jesus
Headstone in the bedpan of my truck,
Through all trials and tribulations,
And my travels through the nation,
With my granite Jesus I'll go far!

Granite Jesus!
Granite Jesus!
Weighin' down the bedpan of my truck.
I'm afraid for my window,
I hit the brakes and through he'll go,
And if I have a wreck then I'll be f*bleep*ed!

:D

Once again, I don't see it, but I do think I see Little Lulu up there on the left  ::)


Where?  I don't see her.  All I see is a bug.

or a ballad called "I'll never take Jesus for granite again".

Ant


  Love it..! :D

If the page allows remote linking.. it's here:
http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/06/27/granitejesus.jpg

Is it just me, or is there something there that makes the second coming look an awful lot more imminent?


Looks to me like the deed has already been done.  Notice how flaccid it looks, like after the fact.  And on the left I think I see the object of his affections, not smoking a cigarette, and much smaller than he is, but apparently with some, shall we say. beaver?  Could this be the Christ  getting it on with a 12-13 year old, or is this the anti-Christ in disguise?  I have indicated some of the features that are suggestive.  Have fun  :) :)  ;) ;)  :D :D

Looks like hes flipping the bird!!!!
retreats to bunker to avoid stoning ::)

Looks like hes flipping the bird!!!!
retreats to bunker to avoid stoning ::)

Save yourself! That's too late for me, tonight at least!
:D

Looks to me like the deed has already been done.  Notice how flaccid it looks, like after the fact.  And on the left I think I see the object of his affections, not smoking a cigarette, and much smaller than he is, but apparently with some, shall we say. beaver?  Could this be the Christ  getting it on with a 12-13 year old, or is this the anti-Christ in disguise?  I have indicated some of the features that are suggestive.  Have fun  :) :)  ;) ;)  :D :D


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