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Subject: And now, a word from Bear Stearns. We make money the old-fashioned way.
Written By: Foo Bar on 03/16/08 at 8:06 pm
We fail it.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/donkey.jpg
Leverage: Given a strong enough fulcrum, you can move the world... and still end up with $2/share.
Subject: Re: And now, a word from Bear Stearns. We make money the old-fashioned way.
Written By: LyricBoy on 03/16/08 at 8:23 pm
Well, while mosrt of the stock market will likely be down tomorrow, I am recommending a STRONG BUY for the manufacturers of Vaseline®.
An awful lot of Bear Stearns shareholders are gonna be buying the stuff by the gallon.
Sheesh... $60/share down to $2/share in under 3 days. That's gotta be some sort of record. :-\\
Subject: Re: And now, a word from Bear Stearns. We make money the old-fashioned way.
Written By: Foo Bar on 03/16/08 at 8:34 pm
Well, while mosrt of the stock market will likely be down tomorrow, I am recommending a STRONG BUY for the manufacturers of Vaseline®.
An awful lot of Bear Stearns shareholders are gonna be buying the stuff by the gallon.
Sheesh... $60/share down to $2/share in under 3 days. That's gotta be some sort of record. :-\\
Yeah, the jokes are already making the rounds.
Q: "What do you do if you have one share of BSC for a jar of vaseline, one share of BSC for a bag full of sand, and one share of BSC for a minute and a half with one of Eliot Spitzer's hookers?"
A: "Choose any two!"
http://207.199.174.56/img/rTtAniLxDH-roflbot-bernanke-subprimez.jpg
(Might as well get this one out of the way for tomorrow's rate cuts!)