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Subject: Nifong: My dog ate my law license!
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/15/07 at 8:01 pm
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0815071puppy1.html
Too funny. The funniest thing since the Gonzales testimony.
Disbarred attorney Mike Nifong, the infamous prosecutor of the ill-starred Duke lacrosse rape case, is telling the NC state bar that the law license he is surrendering was "damaged" by "a puppy in her chewing stage."
The first thing anybody is going to say is:
"'My dog ate my law license?,' is that what you're telling us, Mr. Nifong?"
That's just what I was thinking before Keith Olbermann could get the words out of his mouth!
If you're gonna be a total wanker, might as well go all the way, eh Mike? Too funny, just too funny.
:D
BTW, his client was just sick and confused. Nifong's the crook. Oh, and I still think them Duke boys are creeps.
::)
Subject: Re: Nifong: My dog ate my law license!
Written By: Red Ant on 08/15/07 at 9:17 pm
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0815071puppy1.html
Too funny. The funniest thing since the Gonzales testimony.
Disbarred attorney Mike Nifong, the infamous prosecutor of the ill-starred Duke lacrosse rape case, is telling the NC state bar that the law license he is surrendering was "damaged" by "a puppy in her chewing stage."
The first thing anybody is going to say is:
"'My dog ate my law license?,' is that what you're telling us, Mr. Nifong?"
That's just what I was thinking before Keith Olbermann could get the words out of his mouth!
If you're gonna be a total wanker, might as well go all the way, eh Mike? Too funny, just too funny.
:D
BTW, his client was just sick and confused. Nifong's the crook. Oh, and I still think them Duke boys are creeps.
::)
Well, his puppy could have chewed it up. I suggest a DNA analysis to be sure: I think the puppy was wrongly accused and that the doggy "slobber" is actually Nifong's little swimmers all over his certificate. Of course, I have no proof whatsoever, but that didn't stop him...
Ant