surprisingly, they actually did a thing about him on NPR that was quite touching.

surprisingly, they actually did a thing about him on NPR that was quite touching.

Yeah, I heard.
National Piety Radio.
:P

Yeah, I heard.
National Piety Radio.
:P
norm solomon calls em "national pentagon radio." i think they're pretty good, but still... i think they're actually fair, thus they tick off people on both sides.

norm solomon calls em "national pentagon radio." i think they're pretty good, but still... i think they're actually fair, thus they tick off people on both sides.

I've used that one, also National Petroleum Radio.
NPR is hard-right on economic issues, and mushy centrist on social issues.
Yeah, Terry Gross might think "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" was the greatest thing since sliced bread, but NPR kisses Wall Street azz just like the New York Times and the rest of the so-called "liberal media"!
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Anyway, it's too bad we don't have lterhune's services on this mournful day!
;)

unconscious is most decidedly NOT interchangeable with dead. ;D if that were the case i'd have died at just about every weekend kegger i went to in college.


Yeah dude, I die every night.  ;D

Will he rise again in 3 days?



and if he sees his shadow we'll have 6 more weeks of winter

I can't say I ever liked Jerry Falwell, but I wouldn't have wished him dead (Pat Robertson is another matter...). While the man was at the extreme opposite end of most of my views, he did one very important thing in his life that pertains to me: his lawsuit vs Hustler magazine. Through his loss he helped set/reinforced a legal precedent for parody, one in favor of it, which is something I definitely appreciate.

Gotta find something nice to say about the dead.  :D

It'll just be so much harder to do so when Bush finally bites it...

"Falwell's dead,
And no one cares.
If there is a hell,
I'll see him there."
- Foo Trentbar, Heresy


Gotta find something nice to say about the dead.  :D


Easy.  "Jerry Falwell is dead."  Sounds pretty nice to me.

The most surprising thing about This Week In Dead/Dying Televangelists is that I feel more sympathy for Tammy Freakin' Faye Bakker (who's not dead yet, but working on it in rather grotesque and painful fashion by means of terminal cancer) than I do for Jerry.

Tammy, to her credit, never got back into the scam she was running with Jim, and she at least appears to have accepted her role in pop culture as a parody of herself.  Insofar as I can see, that's a hell of a lot closer to genuine repentance than Falwell ever achieved.  Then again, facing one's own death tends to have a clarifying effect, and Jerry went quickly enough that... well, we just don't know, and we never will.

So in the spirit of "Judge not, lest ye be judged", I'll say only this for Jerry:  He could have repented in the his last 30 seconds of gasping, panicked, heaving, terrorized, CO2-building-up-in-the-blood panicked frenzy.  If that's good enough for Jesus (and judging from his reputed conversation with some guy hanging on the tree next to him, it was), then it's good enough for me.  And if Jesus doesn't exist anymore (becuase he was just a nice guy who died 2000 years ago), that's still enough for me, even though it no longer matters.

But since I wasn't there (what a pity, I'd have uploaded it to YouTube by now!) to witness Jerry's final fishlike floor floppings (my inner spoiled brat hopes that he keeled over while straining to take a dump, striving to go out like St. Elvis) and his last feathery breaths, the question of whether or not he actually repented of his sins is, alas, none of my business.

Jerry's not our problem anymore.  His successors, on the other hand, those are the guys to worry about. To paraphrase an old Prophet: "Falwell may be dead, but his shadow will be shown on cave walls for decades. Vanquishing that is the hard part."

I was wondering if it was wrong of me to post that-but I couldn't resisit.



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I have never wished I could give more than 1 karma at a time more than I do right now ;D ;D ;D O0 O0 O0

I'm loving all of your regards for a human life. ::)  There are a TON of people that I seriously can't stand (even some on these boards)...but I would never get excited over their death.

Yeah, it’s a little embarrassing. The prostitute-killed-by-a-hoe thread probably isn’t inthe00s’s proudest moment either.

On the other hand, the sex offender thread is hilarious!

I'm loving all of your regards for a human life. ::)  There are a TON of people that I seriously can't stand (even some on these boards)...but I would never get excited over their death.


Yeah, but most of them haven't brainwashed millions of people, stole million of dollars, spread their hatred and vitriol through young children and campaigned against common sense for decades.

"Falwell's dead,
And no one cares.
If there is a hell,
I'll see him there."
- Foo Trentbar, Heresy

Easy.  "Jerry Falwell is dead."  Sounds pretty nice to me.

The most surprising thing about This Week In Dead/Dying Televangelists is that I feel more sympathy for Tammy Freakin' Faye Bakker (who's not dead yet, but working on it in rather grotesque and painful fashion by means of terminal cancer) than I do for Jerry.

Tammy, to her credit, never got back into the scam she was running with Jim, and she at least appears to have accepted her role in pop culture as a parody of herself.  Insofar as I can see, that's a hell of a lot closer to genuine repentance than Falwell ever achieved.  Then again, facing one's own death tends to have a clarifying effect, and Jerry went quickly enough that... well, we just don't know, and we never will.

So in the spirit of "Judge not, lest ye be judged", I'll say only this for Jerry:  He could have repented in the his last 30 seconds of gasping, panicked, heaving, terrorized, CO2-building-up-in-the-blood panicked frenzy.  If that's good enough for Jesus (and judging from his reputed conversation with some guy hanging on the tree next to him, it was), then it's good enough for me.  And if Jesus doesn't exist anymore (becuase he was just a nice guy who died 2000 years ago), that's still enough for me, even though it no longer matters.

But since I wasn't there (what a pity, I'd have uploaded it to YouTube by now!) to witness Jerry's final fishlike floor floppings (my inner spoiled brat hopes that he keeled over while straining to take a dump, striving to go out like St. Elvis) and his last feathery breaths, the question of whether or not he actually repented of his sins is, alas, none of my business.

Jerry's not our problem anymore.  His successors, on the other hand, those are the guys to worry about. To paraphrase an old Prophet: "Falwell may be dead, but his shadow will be shown on cave walls for decades. Vanquishing that is the hard part."



You are talking about Tammy Baye Fakker.  :D :D




Cat

Yeah, but most of them haven't brainwashed millions of people, stole million of dollars, spread their hatred and vitriol through young children and campaigned against common sense for decades.


Guess who Erin can't stand?  :D

Guess who Erin can't stand?  :D


.. poor Mike.. he just can't make friends.

.. poor Mike.. he just can't make friends.


Yeah i for one will never be his friend >:(

When I saw this topic on the main page, I thought it said "Falwell Found Unicorns." I was very disappointed when I came and found the actual topic of discussion.

That is all. Carry on.

Yeah i for one will never be his friend >:(


Now, now, give him a chance, at least he's not an evangelist.

Yeah i for one will never be his friend >:(
Hmpf! Fine. I WAS gonna give you a dollar. But now I guess I won’t. ::)

When I saw this topic on the main page, I thought it said "Falwell Found Unicorns." I was very disappointed when I came and found the actual topic of discussion.

That is all. Carry on.


I responding to this post like right away when it came out, and I still have to watch myself because I think it says unicorns too.  


Im sorry, I shouldn't talk about him in a bad way cause he died.  I will pray for him.  It wont mean the same coming from an athiest, but it sounds good.  Jesus, forgive Jerry for being a glutton and judging other people in America.  Although he is a hypocritical ass who deserves to go to Hell, he still did all he did in your name. Oh Jesus, can he be accepted into your realm.  And maybe I will be zapped and go to hell.  But I think to other religious people, I was already a passenger on the short bus to hell.  

Hmpf! Fine. I WAS gonna give you a dollar. But now I guess I won’t. ::)


!!!

Isabel, that's One whole American dollar.. it's worth nearly 60% of a euro!!

I responding to this post like right away when it came out, and I still have to watch myself because I think it says unicorns too. 


Im sorry, I shouldn't talk about him in a bad way cause he died.  I will pray for him.  It wont mean the same coming from an athiest, but it sounds good.  Jesus, forgive Jerry for being a glutton and judging other people in America.  Although he is a hypocritical ass who deserves to go to Hell, he still did all he did in your name. Oh Jesus, can he be accepted into your realm.  And maybe I will be zapped and go to hell.  But I think to other religious people, I was already a passenger on the short bus to hell. 


;D ;D You're so great Scott.

I feel we should all pray for him.

Oh Jeb Hazus - Please have pity for our retarded brother Jerry. He was a deceitful man, filled with hate for his fellow bretherin, but he did all of this in your name. Allow him to continue his ceremony and further his bitter bucolic. Do not send him to Hell, I'd rather hoped when I get there that I'd have a break from Evangelical pricks.

Thanks, Your mortal enemy, Dave.

Last night, I was talking out loud to myself in the shower, in common form, of course.  I went through the regular subjects--arguing with people who weren't there, trashing my school, but somehow the subject of Falwell's unconscious state crossed my mind, and I muttered, "I hope he dies.  I hope the bastard dies."

And he did!  Ding dong, the witch is dead!  Unfortunately, the damage he's done (getting this president in office, for instance) is practically irreversible...but at least he's gone now.

Last night, I was talking out loud to myself in the shower, in common form, of course.  I went through the regular subjects--arguing with people who weren't there, trashing my school, but somehow the subject of Falwell's unconscious state crossed my mind, and I muttered, "I hope he dies.  I hope the bastard dies."

And he did!  Ding dong, the witch is dead!  Unfortunately, the damage he's done (getting this president in office, for instance) is practically irreversible...but at least he's gone now.


I'm thankful, clearly the dark lord heard your wish and granted it.

So, Jerry Falwell is now dearly departed.  Needless to say I agree with Max.  Dobson is much more dangerous.  Sorry to be so wishy-washy about this but . . . Evangelicals come- and Evangelicals go.

Remember this about Jim and Tammy:

The PTL was the most innocuous of the Christian Right organizations.  I don't know if Jessica Hahn was telling the truth or not, but it seems odd to me she only started shrieking about Jim Bakker "ravaging" her, after her hush money got cut off.  A young lady of principle she was!  They also busted the Bakkers for some real estate scam involving the holy roller resort they were building.  However, it was not clear anybody was actually going to be ripped off, and it was not the investors who were bellyaching.

At the same time, guys like Charles Keating and Neil Bush were cheating old folks out of their lifesavings in the S&L scandals!

I'm not a PTL guy myself, but the Bakkers sure looked like nice folks compared to the rest of the right-wing in the '80s!

Furthermore, one of Jerry Falwell's acts of Christian magnanimity was advising Jim Bakker to sign over his assets to Falwell's organization so the feds couldn't get to his fortune.  Falwell lied.  He ratted the Bakkers out and pocketed the loot himself.
(It might not have gone down exactly like this, but I don't have time to research it at the moment.)
::)

When Tammy Faye Bakker does die, she will get the best makeover she ever had!

I didn't really know who Falwell was until hearing a bit of an obit on the radio this afternoon... then seeing a thread about him on another forum somebody pointed out something Ann Coulter said in her blog, which contains the following:

Falwell was a perfected Christian. He exuded Christian love for all men, hating sin while loving sinners. This is as opposed to liberals, who just love sinners.
Now, who does that remind you of?

I didn't really know who Falwell was until hearing a bit of an obit on the radio this afternoon... then seeing a thread about him on another forum somebody pointed out something Ann Coulter said in her blog, which contains the following:


Quote
Falwell was a perfected Christian. He exuded Christian love for all men, hating sin while loving sinners. This is as opposed to liberals, who just love sinners.
Now, who does that remind you of?

I dont know whether to laugh or puke.  Although this kind of stuff does make me laugh to myself for their stupidty and blindness, it still makes me sick that they can even think such things.

lterhune is all I can think of.

I dont know whether to laugh or puke.  Although this kind of stuff does make me laugh to myself for their stupidty and blindness, it still makes me sick that they can even think such things.

lterhune is all I can think of.


yes, it's very lterhunian, that sentiment.

i dunno if i'd be putting "exudes love for all men" on the top of my business cards.

yes, it's very lterhunian, that sentiment.

i dunno if i'd be putting "exudes love for all men" on the top of my business cards.


LoL.    ;D

yes, it's very lterhunian, that sentiment.

i dunno if i'd be putting "exudes love for all men" on the top of my business cards.


I thought we were just gonna split the costs and have Dave and Tia Thrashmister - Jihdadid since '94

i dunno if i'd be putting "exudes love for all men" on the top of my business cards.

Or if I did by accident, I'd wipe it off...

Notice that La Coulter has to say "Christian" love... couldn't have it being any other sort, now, could we?


I dont know whether to laugh or puke.  Although this kind of stuff does make me laugh to myself for their stupidty and blindness, it still makes me sick that they can even think such things.

I know exactly what you mean: I often felt that way with Ms Terhune's witterings.

ann coulter pretty much taught paris hilton everything she knows about being trashy. how come crappy people like ann coulter and paris hilton are famous, and wonderful people like kim richards and trace beaulieu are not famous?

I didn't really know who Falwell was until hearing a bit of an obit on the radio this afternoon... then seeing a thread about him on another forum somebody pointed out something Ann Coulter said in her blog, which contains the following:
Now, who does that remind you of?


OK, Ann, I couldn't go more than two sentences on Falwell without ridiculing the Christian Right, and you couldn't go more than two sentences on Falwell without ridiculing liberals.
We're even.
;D

ann coulter pretty much taught paris hilton everything she knows about being trashy. how come crappy people like ann coulter and paris hilton are famous, and wonderful people like kim richards and trace beaulieu are not famous?


Kim Richards is famous and is worshiped by civilized people.  People like Ann and Paris are a dime a dozen . . . Kim is a Goddess. :)

Remember this about Jim and Tammy:

The PTL was the most innocuous of the Christian Right organizations.  I don't know if Jessica Hahn was telling the truth or not, but it seems odd to me she only started shrieking about Jim Bakker "ravaging" her, after her hush money got cut off.  A young lady of principle she was!  They also busted the Bakkers for some real estate scam involving the holy roller resort they were building.  However, it was not clear anybody was actually going to be ripped off, and it was not the investors who were bellyaching.

At the same time, guys like Charles Keating and Neil Bush were cheating old folks out of their lifesavings in the S&L scandals!

I'm not a PTL guy myself, but the Bakkers sure looked like nice folks compared to the rest of the right-wing in the '80s!

Furthermore, one of Jerry Falwell's acts of Christian magnanimity was advising Jim Bakker to sign over his assets to Falwell's organization so the feds couldn't get to his fortune.  Falwell lied.  He ratted the Bakkers out and pocketed the loot himself.
(It might not have gone down exactly like this, but I don't have time to research it at the moment.)
::)

When Tammy Faye Bakker does die, she will get the best makeover she ever had!


Tammy  hanging out with Ron Jeromy on the "Series Life".  That was truly heartwarming.  Those two never agreed on anything, but yet they liked each other. :)

Tammy  hanging out with Ron Jeromy on the "Series Life".  That was truly heartwarming.  Those two never agreed on anything, but yet they liked each other. :)


Tammy and Ronnie have more in common than you might think.

Tammy and Ronnie have more in common than you might think.



Much to the "Religious Rights" surprise.  Get rid of the B.S. people find out they have more in common then people think.

Much to the "Religious Rights" surprise.  Get rid of the B.S. people find out they have more in common then people think.

As a general matter, yes.

I was just thinking that Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy both use clowinish, over-the-top buffoonery in the presentation of their respective media.

As a general matter, yes.

I was just thinking that Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy both use clowinish, over-the-top buffoonery in the presentation of their respective media.


Nah, I was just thinking of the old phrase . . . People is People.

So, has anyone heard if Falwell has risen yet?




Cat

So, has anyone heard if Falwell has risen yet?




Cat


Nah, I was just on Yahoo . . . nothing yet.

Nah, I was just on Yahoo . . . nothing yet.



I just checked it out, too. I'm waiting.




Cat

I just checked it out, too. I'm waiting.




Cat


Since it's been over three days shouldn't we at least consider him a heretic?  Some how procrastinator just doesn't cut it.

Since it's been over three days shouldn't we at least consider him a heretic?  Some how procrastinator just doesn't cut it.


Na, I heard him screaming on his way to hell.      :o  If I believed in hell, I think I would be going there for that statement.  LoL.

Since it's been over three days shouldn't we at least consider him a heretic?  Some how procrastinator just doesn't cut it.


.. little bigoted, up his own ass.. prick.. would be what I'd consider him, but then again, I'm nothing but a heathen.  ;)

Na, I heard him screaming on his way to hell.      :o  If I believed in hell, I think I would be going there for that statement.  LoL.


So much for the "Godly" safety net eh? ::)  I doubt you're going to hell even a "Supreme Being" appreciate a good sense of humor.

.. little bigoted, up his own ass.. prick.. would be what I'd consider him, but then again, I'm nothing but a heathen.  ;)


There's a difference between being a mindless bigoted heathen in denial and a creative, self described heathen.  The first is much  more asinine.

There's a difference between being a mindless bigoted heathen in denial and a creative, self described heathen.  The first is much  more asinine.


I just like being a heathen cause it sounds like a candy bar.

I just like being a heathen cause it sounds like a candy bar.


See that statement in it self reeks of heathen blasphemy.  Karma+1 :)

.. little bigoted, up his own ass.. prick.. would be what I'd consider him, but then again, I'm nothing but a heathen.  ;)

That sounds like the Jack Daniels talking!
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Nah, I was just thinking of the old phrase . . . People is People.

Oh am they?


So, has anyone heard if Falwell has risen yet?


That's what Mrs. Falwell used to say!
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That sounds like the Jack Daniels talking!
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Oh am they?
That's what Mrs. Falwell used to say!
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If it was the Jack Daniels talking he'd be making Nadar look like a Neo-Con.

Are you calling me a hopeless optimist? 

I think those two slept in diffrent rooms. 

That's what Mrs. Falwell used to say!
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LMAO!!!!!




Cat

  H-m-m...is it wrong to speak ill of the dead..?  Must be a cultural courtesy blown well out of proportion...

  Calling a stubborn man stubborn is not speaking ill of the dead.  Calling a pious, stubborn man a crotchety old bastard is...

  It's hard to not speak ill of someone like, say, Falwell, but I'm satisfied to have shared a grin and a bong with a friend over the dead Rev's name...

  To the other, though, Larry Flynt is officially exempted: if he'd wheeled up to the Rev's hospital room to cuss the holy-roller to the last breath, I couldn't say Falwell didn't deserve it....

  If you must stab after Falwell, toast the people who survived his lust for hatred groove ;) on...

Which level of Hell was reserved for those guilty of simony? Falwell would be there for sure, even if he didn't qualilfy for any of the other places.

I have just finished watching God on My Side, a documentary by Australian journalist Andrew Denton. It may be tough to track down outside of Australia, but you can find out more about it here: http://shop.abc.net.au/browse/product.asp?productid=743984. Denton went to the National Religious Broadcasters convention in Texas to find out more about evangelism. The stuff he presents here made me laugh, then get angry and finally made me quite scared. I highly recommended this to everyone.

   H-m-m...is it wrong to speak ill of the dead..?  Must be a cultural courtesy blown well out of proportion...

   Calling a stubborn man stubborn is not speaking ill of the dead.  Calling a pious, stubborn man a crotchety old bastard is...

   It's hard to not speak ill of someone like, say, Falwell, but I'm satisfied to have shared a grin and a bong with a friend over the dead Rev's name...

   To the other, though, Larry Flynt is officially exempted: if he'd wheeled up to the Rev's hospital room to cuss the holy-roller to the last breath, I couldn't say Falwell didn't deserve it....

   If you must stab after Falwell, toast the people who survived his lust for hatred groove ;) on...


Absolutely, let his fuggin' family do the grieving! 
Who among us invited Falwell to sic his vicious dogma on everybody else?  Who invited him to the party?
He got Bedtime-for-Ronzo all drunk on reactionary zealotry and apocalyptic fervor. He sowed seeds of the neo-con trainwreck we're stuck with today, the one that is jeopardizing the very survival of our democratic republic itself. 
When the Gipper died, I said some nice things about him, out of courtesy not sincerity, and I wished I hadn't.

Interesting to note, Falwell and Flynt later hit the lecture circuit together.
Falwell did for Christianity what Flynt did for the female body!
::)

Anybody hear/read the CNN article about the Liberty Univ (Falwell's univ) student who was going to use some bombs against protesters of the funeral?  Here's part of what I could find:

Mark David Uhl's intended target is unknown
• ABC News reporting his goal: Ensure protesters don't disrupt Falwell funeral
• Uhl's family members called police, said he mentioned explosives
• Authorities found six explosive devices in 19-year-old Uhl's car

LYNCHBURG, Virginia (CNN) -- A first-year Liberty University student was arrested in what police said was a plot to detonate explosive devices Tuesday, the day of the Rev. Jerry Falwell's funeral.

Mark David Uhl's intended target is unknown, authorities said.

ABC News reported the youth told authorities he had made the bombs -- which were found in his car -- to stop protesters from disrupting Falwell's funeral. (Read the story about Falwell's funeral)

Police received a call about 11 p.m. Monday from one of Uhl's family members, who said they had talked with him and he had "mentioned some explosive devices he had made," said Maj. Steve Hutcherson of the Campbell County, Virginia, sheriff's office.

Authorities found in Uhl's vehicle "what appeared to be about six explosive devices" that had detonation devices with them, Hutcherson said. The homemade devices were canisters with some kind of liquid inside.

A Virginia State Police bomb squad was summoned to ensure the items were safe, he said.

Uhl, 19, from Amissville, Virginia, was arrested at the home of one of his friends in Campbell County, near Lynchburg, Hutcherson said.

He was being held without bond in the Campbell County Adult Detention Center on suspicion of manufacturing explosive devices.

"Anytime you have somebody with what appears to be explosive devices, you have to take that threat seriously," Hutcherson said.

Anybody hear/read the CNN article about the Liberty Univ (Falwell's univ) student who was going to use some bombs against protesters of the funeral?  Here's part of what I could find:

Mark David Uhl's intended target is unknown
• ABC News reporting his goal: Ensure protesters don't disrupt Falwell funeral
• Uhl's family members called police, said he mentioned explosives
• Authorities found six explosive devices in 19-year-old Uhl's car

LYNCHBURG, Virginia (CNN) -- A first-year Liberty University student was arrested in what police said was a plot to detonate explosive devices Tuesday, the day of the Rev. Jerry Falwell's funeral.

Mark David Uhl's intended target is unknown, authorities said.

ABC News reported the youth told authorities he had made the bombs -- which were found in his car -- to stop protesters from disrupting Falwell's funeral. (Read the story about Falwell's funeral)

Police received a call about 11 p.m. Monday from one of Uhl's family members, who said they had talked with him and he had "mentioned some explosive devices he had made," said Maj. Steve Hutcherson of the Campbell County, Virginia, sheriff's office.

Authorities found in Uhl's vehicle "what appeared to be about six explosive devices" that had detonation devices with them, Hutcherson said. The homemade devices were canisters with some kind of liquid inside.

A Virginia State Police bomb squad was summoned to ensure the items were safe, he said.

Uhl, 19, from Amissville, Virginia, was arrested at the home of one of his friends in Campbell County, near Lynchburg, Hutcherson said.

He was being held without bond in the Campbell County Adult Detention Center on suspicion of manufacturing explosive devices.

"Anytime you have somebody with what appears to be explosive devices, you have to take that threat seriously," Hutcherson said.




Ah, but Christians cant be extremists, thats only reserved for Muslims.  He was probably just some kid with a mental illness.    :o

Ah, but Christians cant be extremists, thats only reserved for Muslims.  He was probably just some kid with a mental illness.    :o


;D

All Christians are extremists, whether they know it or not.

he's beyond that now!!

ABC News reported the youth told authorities he had made the bombs -- which were found in his car -- to stop protesters from disrupting Falwell's funeral. (Read the story about Falwell's funeral)

Huh?  Like setting off explosives will stop the funeral from being disrupted?  Someone should introduce this kid to Paris Hilton - on an intellectual level, they're made for each other...

Huh?  Like setting off explosives will stop the funeral from being disrupted?  Someone should introduce this kid to Paris Hilton - on an intellectual level, they're made for each other...


Think you might be on to something....  :)

Huh?  Like setting off explosives will stop the funeral from being disrupted? 
Karma +1 for pointing out the obvious, which I should've caught right away!
:D

Wasn't there something about "turn the other cheek" and "forgive them they know not what they do"?
Oh never mind.  As one crotchety old evangelical bellowed:
"Peace?  Jesus wasn't for peace!  Jesus was a warrior!  He cut people in half with sabres!"
One of those clowns really said that, can't remember which one.

I don't think we will hear much more about Mr. Uhl and his wrathful intentions in corporate media...but we sure is heck would if his name was Ali Ali!
::)

Karma +1 for pointing out the obvious, which I should've caught right away!
:D

Wasn't there something about "turn the other cheek" and "forgive them they know not what they do"?
Oh never mind.  As one crotchety old evangelical bellowed:
"Peace?  Jesus wasn't for peace!  Jesus was a warrior!  He cut people in half with sabres!"lol. little known gem from the apocrypha, "the book of rambo."

lol. little known gem from the apocrypha, "the book of rambo."


"... and yea, Rambo struck down the heretics with his M-16, fearing a revenge attack from thee Pharo's men, Rambo doth doveth in to a bush and was conveniently mistaken for a plant, despite his having luscious long locks of dark hair."

And then didst the mighty Rambo take up the bow of Compound and proceedeth to screw in ye explosive head onto his Arrow of Smiting.  Yea, and verily was the enemy smited, even unto little bits.  Behold, for then there was silence in the Cinema, save for one voice which pipeth up: "Anyone fancy a Chinese?"