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Subject: State of the Union
Written By: Foo Bar on 01/22/07 at 11:13 pm
http://drinkinggame.us/
Conspiracy Theory of the Day: The above-linked site is a plot by the Government to ensure that its opponents tend to wind up either dead of acute alcohol poisoning by midnight, and that the surviving players are still too inebritt-inbreezia-febreezi-bah-drunk to come up with anything coherent about it on the morning after.
Disclaimer: The only beers you could try this with are too weak to be worth drinking. In fact, if the Wii contest a couple of weeks ago was any indication, you're probably taking your life in your hands by trying this with water. Don't try this at home with anything other than a pen and a piece of paper.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 5:19 pm
I'm gonna print that out and have Rice keep track.
I think my bottle of booze will be gone tonight...
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/23/07 at 5:27 pm
I hope...I hope it will be like Eddie Haskell having to apologise...I mean reeeaallly apologise!
But I don't think so, I'd expect the Dems responses to be pretty marshmallow, and then press will dollop out one apolgy after another.
He who should dance with the devil
Shall know the devil does not change...you do!
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 5:31 pm
He who should dance with the devil
Shall know the devil does not change...you do!
Bush is not the devil. I am offended on the devil's behalf.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/23/07 at 5:32 pm
I have to get drunk BEFORE listening to him.
Cat
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/23/07 at 5:32 pm
Bush is not the devil. I am offended on the devil's behalf.
Jason should smite him for that.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 5:34 pm
Jason should smite him for that.
Nah, he's too busy stuffing his face.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/23/07 at 5:37 pm
Nah, he's too busy stuffing his face.
And what the Lord of the Underworld eating tonight?
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 5:43 pm
And what the Lord of the Underworld eating tonight?
Wheat Thins Toasted Chips. ;D
I do have to cook dinner though at some point.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/23/07 at 5:46 pm
I have to get drunk BEFORE listening to him.
Cat
I've gotten drunk by listening to him! It's either he's drunk for talkin' like that, or I'm drunk for listening to him...and saying: "We got a dummy for a president!"
http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs14/sanford17.jpg
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/23/07 at 5:48 pm
You mean people are actually going to watch this? I'm pissed it's interrupting House.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Brian06 on 01/23/07 at 5:53 pm
Here's the speech in a nutshell:
"The state of our Union is strong"
American Idol has more value than this garbage.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/23/07 at 6:01 pm
You mean people are actually going to watch this? I'm pissed it's interrupting House.
I love "House."
Dr. House for President!
Here's the speech in a nutshell:
"The state of our Union is strong"
American Idol has more value than this garbage.
I dunno,t he fat kid they had on last week talks kinda like Dubya, I mean in the inability to comprehend complex ideas and ability to form coherent sentences.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Brian06 on 01/23/07 at 9:55 pm
What the heck is a "peninchula"? ???
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 9:56 pm
What the heck is a "peninchula"? ???
Penis+Tarantula=Penintula.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Foo Bar on 01/23/07 at 10:52 pm
I'm gonna print that out and have Rice keep track.
Man, did she look unhappy towards the latter end of the speech. Best. Scowl. Evah. Swap genders on this picture and you've got the right idea.
But your real homework, Citizen, is to get the screen grab of what (due to unfortunate camera placement) looks like Dear Leader copping a feel on Madam Speaker.
(Gotta give credit to Dear Leader where it's due. Using a "one sip, as opposed to one ounce, per point" rule, I still managed to finish off only one 750mL bottle and am therefore still conscious. Surprised the hell outa me.)
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/23/07 at 11:01 pm
They pooled together a sales pitch of the tepid redundancies you hear in every Bush speech.
Jim Webb was dead-on talking about class is in his rebuttal, shelving right-to-choose and diversity for the moment.
You know, Bush introduced the first female Speaker of the House, and she's a Democrat, so we're on our way. Class is the real frustration of the age!
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 11:25 pm
(Gotta give credit to Dear Leader where it's due. Using a "one sip, as opposed to one ounce, per point" rule, I still managed to finish off only one 750mL bottle and am therefore still conscious. Surprised the hell outa me.)
You should have had a bottle of this. Bush would've turned into a green fairy. ;D
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/LFP68-70.jpg
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/23/07 at 11:35 pm
You should have had a bottle of this. Bush would've turned into a green fairy. ;D
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/LFP68-70.jpg
Or, just some "green fairy", then he'd have actually made sense :D
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 11:49 pm
Or, just some "green fairy", then he'd have actually made sense :D
With that stuff, he would've turned into a green monkey or something. I swear the last time I drank it, the streetlights were doing a conga line down the road. That sh*t is seriously wicked.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/23/07 at 11:54 pm
With that stuff, he would've turned into a green monkey or something. I swear the last time I drank it, the streetlights were doing a conga line down the road. That sh*t is seriously wicked.
teehee.....I was talking about a "differently ingested" "green fairy", but I guess that works as well ;) http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smokin.gif
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Jessica on 01/24/07 at 12:00 am
teehee.....I was talking about a "differently ingested" "green fairy", but I guess that works as well ;) http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smokin.gif
*snorfle*
I think he'd be ridin' the white horse, not the green fairy.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/24/07 at 12:17 am
*snorfle*
I think he'd be ridin' the white horse, not the green fairy.
He already did.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/07 at 9:56 am
*snorfle*
I think he'd be ridin' the white horse, not the green fairy.
That's right, it was Clinton who "didn't inhale" ;D
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: JamieMcBain on 01/24/07 at 10:37 am
The only of choice to watch this is.....
HEINIKIEN! ;D
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/24/07 at 12:54 pm
What the heck is a "peninchula"? ???
I caught that, too. I think that may be in the same catagory as "Nukalur".
I saw Dick Cheney pop some kind of pill during the speech. (Ok, maybe it was a mint). I also noticed him laughing when Dubya was talking about alternative energy as if to say, "Yeah, right. As if that will ever happen as long as we are in control."
Cat
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/24/07 at 1:45 pm
I caught that, too. I think that may be in the same catagory as "Nukalur".
I saw Dick Cheney pop some kind of pill during the speech. (Ok, maybe it was a mint). I also noticed him laughing when Dubya was talking about alternative energy as if to say, "Yeah, right. As if that will ever happen as long as we are in control."
Cat
Cheney was saying to himself, "If I was up in front of that mike, I wouldn't do all that ass-kissing! I'd see we're nuking theran at 8:00 tomorrow morning, and that's the end of it! We've got dictatorships to run here!"
I saw Cheney pop something too, maybe his Coumadin!
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: KKay on 01/24/07 at 5:36 pm
How did he NOT mention New Orleans?!
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/24/07 at 6:10 pm
How did he NOT mention New Orleans?!
If you think there's nothing good to report about Iraq....
::)
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: KKay on 01/25/07 at 9:09 am
If you think there's nothing good to report about Iraq....
::)
yeah, that's what mom always told me.. gotcha.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Foo Bar on 01/25/07 at 5:22 pm
I think he'd be ridin' the white horse, not the green fairy.
Wait, which one's Haggard and which one's Foley again?
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Mushroom on 01/25/07 at 6:24 pm
Wait, which one's Haggard and which one's Foley again?
Oh, that is easy:
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: spaceace on 01/25/07 at 6:27 pm
Oh, that is easy:
The first one is some dude.
The second one is an instrument of torture
Yep, I think I can remember that!! ::)
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/25/07 at 7:01 pm
Wait, which one's Haggard and which one's Foley again?
Frick and Frack?
Cat
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/25/07 at 9:32 pm
Frick and Frack?
Cat
No! Cick and Clack--
The Tappit Brothers---
:P
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Mushroom on 01/25/07 at 10:21 pm
The first one is some dude.
The second one is an instrument of torture
Yep, I think I can remember that!! ::)
The first is H. Rider Haggard. He is mostly known for writing "Pulp Adventure Stories" in the late 19th century. His most well known book is "King Solomon's Mines".
The other is a Foley catheter (anybody who has watched "ER" has heard characters asking for "a Foley" to be inserted). And yea, if you have ever had one inserted while you were awake, you would probably agree that it is an instrument of torture.
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/26/07 at 12:23 am
The first is H. Rider Haggard. He is mostly known for writing "Pulp Adventure Stories" in the late 19th century. His most well known book is "King Solomon's Mines".
The other is a Foley catheter (anybody who has watched "ER" has heard characters asking for "a Foley" to be inserted). And yea, if you have ever had one inserted while you were awake, you would probably agree that it is an instrument of torture.
Yeah, the good ol' Foley catheter! It feels like a freight train when they hit you with one of those!
Why can't we just die young, like our great-great grandparents!
Subject: Re: State of the Union
Written By: Marian on 01/27/07 at 4:20 pm
Penis+Tarantula=Penintula.
LOL ;D ;D ;D