Let me see if I get this straight and, if I do, hit me with a bat.

Brad and Angelina are in a 14-room house overlooking the water and the German tourists in Namibia.  Now, if you would like to go hang by the pool with your uncle Heinrich, your visa request must be given the stamp of approval by Brangelia itself.

In the hope of  keeping the press at bay, the government has issed a statement saying that if you wanna Nambia down, you gotta get an ok from Brad and Ange....

I guess what I"m trying to say is, if they can do that, I can do anything I want.

Um... what?

DATELINE AFRICA
Two rich white creeps come sauntering into your country and all of a sudden they're more important than the rest of the native population combined. Sound familiar?
As the old folks say--the more times change, the more they stay the same!
::)

Let me see if I get this straight and, if I do, hit me with a bat.

Brad and Angelina are in a 14-room house overlooking the water and the German tourists in Namibia.  Now, if you would like to go hang by the pool with your uncle Heinrich, your visa request must be given the stamp of approval by Brangelia itself.

In the hope of  keeping the press at bay, the government has issed a statement saying that if you wanna Nambia down, you gotta get an ok from Brad and Ange....

I guess what I"m trying to say is, if they can do that, I can do anything I want.


What say we take over Burkina Faso?

What say we take over Burkina Faso?


I'm with you!  ohhh that would be fabulous.

Let me see if I get this straight and, if I do, hit me with a bat.

Brad and Angelina are in a 14-room house overlooking the water and the German tourists in Namibia.  Now, if you would like to go hang by the pool with your uncle Heinrich, your visa request must be given the stamp of approval by Brangelia itself.

In the hope of  keeping the press at bay, the government has issed a statement saying that if you wanna Nambia down, you gotta get an ok from Brad and Ange....

I guess what I"m trying to say is, if they can do that, I can do anything I want.


Yep.  You got it.  You can do anything you want!  :D

(It's crazy.  Hey --Now that the baby is born, I wonder if their power of approval changes or remains.)

(What celebrity couple do you think we should put in charge of U.S. Visa approvals?) :-\\

Yep.  You got it.  You can do anything you want!  :D

(It's crazy.  Hey --Now that the baby is born, I wonder if their power of approval changes or remains.)

(What celebrity couple do you think we should put in charge of U.S. Visa approvals?) :-\\

TomKat?

TomKat?


No!!! aniston and vaughn

DATELINE AFRICA
Two rich white creeps come sauntering into your country and all of a sudden they're more important than the rest of the native population combined. Sound familiar?
As the old folks say--the more times change, the more they stay the same!
::)


But you don't understand, Maxwell.  This is Angelina Jolie.  The woman who is not encumbered by any of society's rules, taboos, mores, etc.  She can not do anything wrong.  If her polls drop, she'll just go to Eastern Pigsknuckle and adopt another kid and prance it around the globe.  Who cares that Brad Pitt likely will be tossed on her dust heap of former husbands/whatevers and that the adopted kids will have to deal with the loss of yet another father.  I mean, for crying out loud, this is Angelina Jolie, of course she should get special treatment.

At least until Jenn finds her in a dark alley and pulls out a fresh can of Whoop-Azz.  ;)