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Subject: political joke
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/25/06 at 12:27 pm
Thought I'd put this here since it is of a political nature....ENJOY!!! ;D
Subject: Book Report
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
>Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with
>the proposition that they were nearly identical stories ! His cool
>professor gave him an A+ for this report:
>
>Titanic: $29.99
>Clinton: $29.99
>
>Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
>Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
>
>Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
>subsequent catastrophe.
>Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
>subsequent catastrophe.
>
>Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
>Clinton: Bill is a bullsheesh artist.
>
>Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
>Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
>
>Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
>Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
>
>Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
>Clinton: Let's not go there.
>
>Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
>Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
>
>Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
>Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
>
>Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
>Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
>
>Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
>Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
Subject: Re: political joke
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/25/06 at 12:37 pm
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: political joke
Written By: Satish on 01/26/06 at 12:25 pm
Wasn't Titanic a movie, not a book? ???
But otherwise, it's very funny. ;D
Subject: Re: political joke
Written By: Mushroom on 01/26/06 at 4:04 pm
I used to have a T-shirt that I wore until it was full of holes.
"The boat sank, get over it already!"
Subject: Re: political joke
Written By: Donnie Darko on 01/26/06 at 4:14 pm
Brilliant ;D
Subject: Re: political joke
Written By: danootaandme on 02/01/06 at 6:29 am
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: political joke
Written By: Dagwood on 02/02/06 at 1:12 am
;D ;D ;D