Newsblog TMZ is reporting that Tiger's recent accident was not as it initially appeared.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

They report that Tiger confided to a friend that he and his wife were in a heated argument (allegedly regarding him partying with another woman), and he got the facial lacerations from her attacking him.  So he decided to get in his 'Sclade and chill.  As the story is related by TMZ, wifey then started whacking on Tiger's whip with that golf club.  This distracted him and that's when the fire hydrant jumped out in front of the 'Sclade.

If this is all true, then I stand in awe of Tiger.  A mere mortal man's wife would come after him with a rolling pin.  But not Tiger... Elin goes at him with a golf club.  Talk about karma.   ;)

Maybe he's a playah in more ways than just golf!   ;D

I like the report that stated that his wife smashed his rear window with a golf club to help get him out of the Sclade.  Yup, the rear window of an Escalade to get him out of the drivers seat.  I guess she will be going by the nickname Tiger now.

I like the report that stated that his wife smashed his rear window with a golf club to help get him out of the Sclade.  Yup, the rear window of an Escalade to get him out of the drivers seat.   I guess she will be going by the nickname Tiger now.

Yes she got her claws into him

Yes she got her claws into him


Sounds like a bad romance. Wonder if that's what GaGa us singing about...

I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal as long as your mine
I want your love, love, love, love
I want your love

I want your psycho, your vertical stick
Want you in my room when your baby is sick
I want your love, love, love, love
I want your love
(Love, love, love, I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
('Cause I'm a free bitch, baby)
I want a bad, bad romance

If TMZ has reported it, then no doubt it is true ;D

Looks like TMZ may be right.  Tiger and the wifey are refusing to talk about it with police.

This story amuses me.

Looks like TMZ may be right.  Tiger and the wifey are refusing to talk about it with police.

This story amuses me.


People never learn...

The coverup is always worse than the true story.  :P

People never learn...

The coverup is always worse than the true story.  :P


Oh, we (Rice, our friends, and myself) have been making fun of it since the story broke.  There was no way that it happened the way they are saying.  Them refusing to talk to police only makes it look more suspicious.

Oh, we (Rice, our friends, and myself) have been making fun of it since the story broke.  There was no way that it happened the way they are saying.  Them refusing to talk to police only makes it look more suspicious.


I wonder if this all started with Tiger's Wood? ???

;D

I wonder if this all started with Tiger's Wood? ???

;D


This totally reminds me of the old forward, "The Rules Of Bedroom Golf".

http://bl.net/forwards/bedgolf.html

This totally reminds me of the old forward, "The Rules Of Bedroom Golf".

http://bl.net/forwards/bedgolf.html


;D

I was gonna add one, but #12 covered it.

Ant

Ol' Tiger turned the cops back for a third time today :o , according to the Washington Post.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/29/AR2009112900386.html?hpid=topnews

Apparently Tiger is saying that the accident is all his fault and his wife is courageous, but that he wants to keep this "embarassing situation" a private matter.  ::)

Either (a) He is getting terrible advice from his PR experts or (b) He is not listening to good advice.  The fact that he wants to keep what should be seen as a one-car "fender bender" as some sort of family secret, is evidence plenty that there is MUCH more to the story.  (Well, that, and apparently the fact that he has just hired a high-buck defense attorney.  Who hires a defense attorney for running into a fire hydrant?)

Unfortunately for Tiger, his approach to this will only cause the tabloids etc to dig deeper until they find perhaps even more dirt than had he come clean.  :P

  Playing the 19th hole.  I love it..!

  His wifey is a babe, but he probably felt all empty inside due to his fame and fortune.  It just breaks my heart to know some people have it so tough.  I'm concentrating really, really hard sending some positive and soothing vibes in his direction...

Just stating that the accident happened while he was pulling out of his own driveway around 2:30 in the morning alone has made me suspicious.  ???

His wife is playing it all wrong.  If she suspected Tiger, that would have been the time to play real cool, say nothing, gather evidence (hire a P.I. if necessary), and then when the time's ready -- POUNCE!  Even if she only got 5% of his estate, she could still buy herself a righteous pad in Waikiki and a platinum 5-iron for good measure!
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Just read that the Florida Highway Patrol is going to seek a search warrant, so that they can take a look at Tiger's hospital records (from his visit the other day) to see if his injuries are consistent with the 'Sclade hitting the fire hydrant.

Tabloids are all over this story like buzzards on a gut wagon.

This should provide all the late night talk show hosts lots of fodder…

Apparently, Tiger can’t drive…
One stroke penalty for the water hazard…
Its not like we should feel too bad, Tigers got a lot a cars, now he has a hole in one…

I think we all know from looking at the pics of the wreck and watching enough CSI that she was hitting/chasing after him. Looking at the damage, probably a 9-iron or sand wedge, which therein lies the problem…when swinging for a Tiger, you should be using a wood.
**rimshot**
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. :-[

Just stating that the accident happened while he was pulling out of his own driveway around 2:30 in the morning alone has made me suspicious.  ???



Yup-me too. I was thinking he was drinking but when they said that alcohol wasn't involved-the whole thing just didn't make any sense.

And then when they said that his wife pulled him out of the vehicle, I was thinking, she must be a VERY strong woman. I did have a conversation with Carlos about it saying that maybe she developed super-human strength in a crisis. Yes, that does happen from time to time. That is what the Incredible Hulk was based on-looking for that super-human strength when needed.


Cat

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/spiderman2.shtml

:D :D

Well today Tiger came out with a press release, in which he admitted to "transgressions".

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

This apparently was in response to an Us Magazine article in which one of his jumpoffs spilt all the dirty details of how he used his putter when he wasn't on the golf course.

My guess is that over the next few weeks (or maybe even days) we will start hearing about more gals that Tiger has partied with, in addition to the two that have already come to light.  :-\\

I am surprised that nobody on the boards (who is adept at Photoshop and graphics) has reworked the Tiger Woods logo yet!  ;D

So she was justified in wanting to smack him with a golf club.  Awesome.

I've always said Rice would lose a nut if he cheated on me.  I guess Elin feels the same way about Tiger.

Six figure transfer to her personal account, intensive therapy, and a rewritten pre-nup 

YOU GO GIRL!!!

I'd make him sleep for a few nights in that Caddy, just the way it is; a little reinforcement never hurts.

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/12/01/angry-wife-golf-club-guide/GolfClubs.jpg

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/investigators_still_piecing

Please tabloid reporters, leave them alone!

>:(

Please tabloid reporters, leave them alone!

>:(


But that's the whole point of being a tabloid reporter -- find celebrities who want to be left alone, and keep bugging them until they kill themselves!
::)

I disapprove of this title....every one knows the 19th hole is the bar... the 20th hole would be what you get caught picking up at the bar  ;D

I disapprove of this title....every one knows the 19th hole is the bar... the 20th hole would be what you get caught picking up at the bar  ;D



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Cat


best smiley ever!!!

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Cat

Six figure transfer to her personal account, intensive therapy, and a rewritten pre-nup 


If you ain't no punk, holla "WE WANT PRENUP!" :)


YOU GO GIRL!!!


...you go out to eat, he can't pay, y'all can't leave,
There's dishes in the back, you gotta roll up your sleeves,
But while y'all washin', watch him - he gon' make a Cadillac out of that Datsun.

He got that ambition baby, look in his eyes,
This week he's swingin' clubs, next year's a PGA prize,
So, stick by his side -
I know he's golf ballin', and yeah that's nice,
The girls gon' keep callin' and tryin', yeah, but you stay right, girl -


I'd make him sleep for a few nights in that Caddy, just the way it is; a little reinforcement never hurts.


- but when you get on, he leave yo' ass for five white girls

    - Some Gay Fish.

But that's the whole point of being a tabloid reporter -- find celebrities who want to be left alone, and keep bugging them until they kill themselves!
::)

Excellent  ;D

Excellent  ;D


Just you ask Lady Di how excellent it is!  How many times is she up there hearing Anne Boleyn tell the same story, "So you think Charles was a prick, well lemme tell you something...."
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Just you ask Lady Di how excellent it is!  How many times is she up there hearing Anne Boleyn tell the same story, "So you think Charles was a prick, well lemme tell you something...."
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Exactly. "find celebrities who want to be left alone, and keep bugging them until they kill themselves!"
You are bang on. That's pretty much their job.

As heard on SNL Weekend Update....."Tiger Woods hit a tree on friday and some women fell out!"  ;D



and for those of you who can watch hulu

SNL Tiger Woods Skit

As heard on SNL Weekend Update....."Tiger Woods hit a tree on friday and some women fell out!"  ;D



and for those of you who can watch hulu

SNL Tiger Woods Skit



Hmmmm...haven't watched SNL since the 70s.

Hmmmm...haven't watched SNL since the 70s.


Wow, you've got alot of back episodes upon which to catch up.

;D ;D

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