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Subject: Octomom the Musical
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/21/09 at 7:45 am
Well, the inevitable has occurred. A new dramatic production has been launched, entitled "Octomom: The Musical"
www.octomomthemusical.com
Tickets are $19.99 in advanced, $29.99 at the door. 8)
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: Tia on 07/21/09 at 8:53 am
Well, the inevitable has occurred. A new dramatic production has been launched, entitled "Octomom: The Musical"
www.octomomthemusical.com
Tickets are $19.99 in advanced, $29.99 at the door. 8)
if you don't see one musical this summer... ;D
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/21/09 at 10:04 am
How can you write songs for that??? Besides I think the whole concept sucks.
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/21/09 at 11:37 am
They're milking it for all they can get!
:P
Amy Fisher (aka The Long Island Lolita, you know, Joey Buttafucco and whatnot from the early '90s) is dancing at Mardis Gras up here in Springfield this weekend. Saw it in the paper the other day. Just ten bucks cover charge. Same mentality.
::)
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: Tia on 07/21/09 at 11:40 am
How can you write songs for that???
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: Tam on 07/21/09 at 12:00 pm
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
One of the BEST Monty Python skits EVER!!!! 8)
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/21/09 at 12:27 pm
One of the BEST Monty Python skits EVER!!!! 8)
The dance at the end is awesome. ;D
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: Medemia on 07/21/09 at 1:22 pm
They should have talked to spaff about using pr-pr-pr-procreate :)
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: 80sfan on 07/21/09 at 1:30 pm
It'll be 8 times the fun! ;D
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/21/09 at 3:15 pm
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Have I told you, how much I love you? (As a friend, of course!)
;D
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: Below Average Dave on 07/21/09 at 7:34 pm
I watched the skit they had. . .seriously these people do not deserve notoriety . . . and the performances were just annoying, the kids out octomom's stomach and whatnot--no--please--just no
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: Womble on 07/25/09 at 2:04 pm
I think Angelina Jolie would be a good choice to play the role of Octomom. She already has the experience.
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: whistledog on 07/25/09 at 2:06 pm
Will they charge 8 times the price?
If you bring a party of 8, do you get a discount?
Subject: Re: Octomom the Musical
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/25/09 at 3:12 pm
Will they charge 8 times the price?
If you bring a party of 8, do you get a discount?
No, but at the end of the performance, there is a free screening of the James Bond 007 flick, "Octopussy"