So while I am shopping at the Giant Iggle the other day, I notice that there are all sorts of Hannah Montana foodstuffs for sale.  Hannah Montana cereal, Hannah Montana mac 'n' cheese, hand sanitizer  ::) and so on.  They're really pimping her image out to sell anything.

Are these products supposed to somehow be relative to the Hannah Montana phenomenon?  Is this stuff supposed to taste like Hannah Montana?  Do we REALLY want to eat a cheese product named Hannah Montana?  8-P

What would people think if a grown man had a bottle of Hanna Montana shower gel and hand creme (with her pic on the bottles) in his shower?

This is all weighing heavily on my mind.  :-\\

Excuse me, my Lady Gaga fish sticks are ready to come out of the oven now.

LOL!....your post made me laugh...but you are so right! It's crazy and pathetic how far they will go to make a buck. :D

She's my favorite product, oh, I mean singer!  8)

I'm told the Hannah Montana MP3 players are a piece of crap.  I wonder if Miley Cyrus eats her own cereal?

I'm told the Hannah Montana MP3 players are a piece of crap.  I wonder if Miley Cyrus eats her own cereal?


That would be her alter-ego, Hannahble the Cannahble.

;D ;D

so we're supposed to believe that hannah montana eats?

Excuse me, my Lady Gaga fish sticks are ready to come out of the oven now.


So, umm, you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd228/swaggerdap/Kanye_Fishdicks.jpg

Not that there's anything wrong with that... I mean, so does Kanye West.

Her face is everywhere.  On notebooks, binders, pencils.  I bet she even has her own fragrance.  You can buy shoes with her face on them, Hannah Montana pajamas (which I bet alot of horny lonely teenagers buy so they can say they've slept with Miley Cyrus) and you can even buy blank DVD-R's with her face on them.

What next Hannah Montana toilet paper?  That would actually make sense because her music is crappy

So, umm, you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd228/swaggerdap/Kanye_Fishdicks.jpg

Not that there's anything wrong with that... I mean, so does Kanye West.


LMFAO.  Karma. ;D

I bet she even has her own fragrance.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Really, I'd rather buy a food product endorsed by Smiley Virus than Rachel Ray. Everything she cooks make me want to starve myself to death. Maybe Rachel cooks for Miley, lol.

Ant

I am SO GLAD that I don't have a child in this era. I think I'd cry into my pillow every night if my child were a Hannah Montana fan. I mean Hannah isn't even a real person. It's Miley in a damn wig!

I listen to real music. From men with real hair!  >:(

Here me now. Whenever I do have a child--should the Lord bless me with one--there will be NO Hanna Montanna/Miley Cyrus in my home!  ;D

What is my little girl going to say? Has Miley won a Grammy? If she did, I must have been in a coma somewhere in a country with no telelvision access.

I could always argue in favor of Michael Jackson, he has awards falling out his little pancake booty. My kid can't make the same claim.  ;)

Music is dead.

So while I am shopping at the Giant Iggle the other day, I notice that there are all sorts of Hannah Montana foodstuffs for sale.  Hannah Montana cereal, Hannah Montana mac 'n' cheese, hand sanitizer  ::) and so on.  They're really pimping her image out to sell anything.

Are these products supposed to somehow be relative to the Hannah Montana phenomenon?  Is this stuff supposed to taste like Hannah Montana?  Do we REALLY want to eat a cheese product named Hannah Montana?  8-P

What would people think if a grown man had a bottle of Hanna Montana shower gel and hand creme (with her pic on the bottles) in his shower?

This is all weighing heavily on my mind.   :-\\

Excuse me, my Lady Gaga fish sticks are ready to come out of the oven now.


Hanna Montana hand creme?

Karma for that one.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hanna Montana hand creme?

^ 

:o :o :o





















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I got an awesome marketing idea:


HANNAH MONTANA CHERRY PIE!

(Maybe it's time to put away my....'80s hair metal records)
:-\\

I got an awesome marketing idea:


HANNAH MONTANA CHERRY PIE!
:-\\


With a healthy dollop of Maxwell Smart whipped cream, eh? ???

With a healthy dollop of Maxwell Smart whipped cream, eh? ???




Now-now, sixteen will get you twenty!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/snake.gif

Seems like no matter where I go, there's always something with Hannah Montana on it.  Enough already!  :P  8-P

What next?!! Hannah Montana condoms?!!! :o :o :o

Now-now, sixteen will get you twenty!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/snake.gif


Remind Billy Ray of that. 8-P

What next?!! Hannah Montana condoms?!!! :o :o :o


Now now...

Billy Ray is going to track you down for that comment!

;D

Now now...

Billy Ray is going to track you down for that comment!

;D


Maybe, maybe not.  That whole family is freaky.

Maybe, maybe not.  That whole family is freaky.


Maybe Billy Ray can do a countrified version of Rick James' hit Super Freak, as an ode to Miley.

She's a Super Freak, Super Freak,she's super freakaaay!  8)

What next?!! Hannah Montana condoms?!!! :o :o :o


How about Hannah Montana Hemorrhoid Ointment?

Hannah Montana Billy Ray-Certified Cut-Yer-Own-Mullet kits!
:-\\

Hannah Montana Billy Ray-Certified Cut-Yer-Own-Mullet kits!
:-\\


That would explain his crappy haircut.

Hannah Montana is hot.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/prod_1057007_XL.jpg

BRB.  :o :o :o

Hannah Montana is hot.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/prod_1057007_XL.jpg

BRB.  :o :o :o


Heh heh...

Heh heh...


There's only room for one in this gutter....

;)