I want to hug you like a grizzly bear

I want to read you like a open book

I want to kick you like a soccer ball.

I want to slam you like an open door.

I want to move you like a rolling stone.

I want to lay you like a floating floor.

I want to park you like a boar.

I want to nail you like a squeaky floor

I want to eat you like an apple.

I want to park you like a boar.





I want to park you like a Grand Laredo.

sounds funnier in my book

I want to eat you like a cannibal.

I want to eat you like a cannibal.


Dammit, I was going to post that!

How bout this:

I want to clean you like an enema.

Ant

Dammit, I was going to post that!

How bout this:

I want to clean you like an enema.

Ant


LOL...  great minds think alike...  ;) nice one, by the way...

okay, let me give this a try.

I want to raise you like a giant flag?

I want to shoot you like a cannonball. :D

I want to play you like an air guitar.

I want to burn you like a chemical.

I want to blew you like a hurricane.

I want to smash you like a salad bowl.

I want to jump you like a flat battery.

I want to jump you like a waterfall.

I want to hump you like a camel.

*ducks tomatoes*

I want to spike you like a volleyball.

I want to catch you like a pokemon!

I want to lick you like a postage stamp

Chucky, this is the best game ever!  :)

I want to lick you like a postage stamp

Chucky, this is the best game ever!  :)


yeah... I had a feeling it might be.  Like quick Madlibs.  I should put it on amIright as well.

I want to bite you like a sandwich.

I want to shake you like a cocktail drink.

I want to hit you like a rhythm stick .

I want to strum you like a bass guitar

I want to stroke you like a wild cat paw.

I want to lick you like a lollipop

Truck Fent.  NIN belongs in poseur corner with Ministry.

Go get some Throbbing Gristle, Coil, or CabVolt and make an iPhone app out of that.  Better yet, go get some contact mikes and a toy synthesizer and make your own damn iPhone app.

Good fudging grief!
::)

Truck Fent.  NIN belongs in poseur corner with Ministry.

Go get some Throbbing Gristle, Coil, or CabVolt and make an iPhone app out of that.  Better yet, go get some contact mikes and a toy synthesizer and make your own damn iPhone app.

Good fudging grief!
::)


Throbbing Gristle?  honestly?  that's hipster crap.  There's always some industrial music fans that look down on NIN because of the crime of being popular.

Throbbing Gristle?  honestly?  that's hipster crap.  There's always some industrial music fans that look down on NIN because of the crime of being popular.


That's a little self-parody on my part.  Actually, NIN has a raft of cool songs, and they put on a great live show. 

Just don't call it "industrial music."

That's a little self-parody on my part.  Actually, NIN has a raft of cool songs, and they put on a great live show. 

Just don't call it "industrial music."


fans of sub-genres are always so protective of them... I still remember a friend of mine in college looking down on Nirvana because the Nevermind album was "such a sell out" it was like listening to Peter Frampton or something.

fans of sub-genres are always so protective of them... I still remember a friend of mine in college looking down on Nirvana because the Nevermind album was "such a sell out" it was like listening to Peter Frampton or something.


Believe me, Cabaret Voltaire purists still scorn the "Micro-Phonies" album as the start of the band's big sell-out to disco.  The only problem I had with "Micro-Phonies" was that it was on the boring side.  "The Arm of the Lord" was the best album from that period.  I ask only if the music is good.  Plenty of Nurse With Wound records suck balls.  They may be in a limited edition of 700, and they may sell for $35.00 a pop, but they STILL suck balls!
::)

Back to the topic at hand...


I want to buff you like a pedestal :D