http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/ShamWow+arrested+after+hotel+fight+with+woman+Smoking/1436935/story.html

I know mug shots aren't supposed to be flattering, but DANG!

Local TV station did a try it before you buy it with ShamWow and were entirely disappointed with the product.....

Maybe he can start peddling a new product:

"SHAM-OWW!"

Cat(house) got his tongue.

Ant

He could've used his product to clean up his bleeding tongue.  :P :D

I know mug shots aren't supposed to be flattering, but DANG!

Local TV station did a try it before you buy it with ShamWow and were entirely disappointed with the product.....



Shut up... you know luv him and want to have his little sham wow babies!  :D

He could've used his product to clean up his bleeding tongue.  :P :D


haha



Shut up... you know luv him and want to have his little sham wow babies!  :D


LMAO! Glad I just finished my coffee!

Ant

Now that he no longer has access to that hooker, I wonder what he's sopping up with his Sham WOW now? ???

;D ;D ;D

Now that he no longer has access to that hooker, I wonder what he's sopping up with his Sham WOW now? ???

;D ;D ;D


Daaaammmmmnnnnnn That was awesome!  ;D

They didn't say why she bite him in the first place.  Maybe he creeped her out, dunno. 

Maybe he can start peddling a new product:

"SHAM-OWW!"

Cat(house) got his tongue.

Ant


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'd say he's lucky she only bit his TONGUE and wouldn't let go!  Eeeeeewwwwww!!!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'd say he's lucky she only bit his TONGUE and wouldn't let go!  Eeeeeewwwwww!!!


sick...and twisted...I love it!

She didn't even get to grind his nuts like in the commercial when he says, "You're gonna love my nuts!"

Wonder if they're gonna make Sham Wow Condoms!
:-X

Wonder if they're gonna make Sham Wow Condoms!
:-X


You might have something there, Max.

"Sham WOW condooms... the only prophy on the market that you can wring out and use again and again!  Satisfaction guaranteed or return your used ShamWOW for a full refund!"

In his mug shot, his mouth looks kinda asymmetrical.

I wonder if that is why he's always wearing one of those Janet Jackson microphones on his face in the ShamWOW and SlapShop ads? ???

In his mug shot, his mouth looks kinda asymmetrical.

I wonder if that is why he's always wearing one of those Janet Jackson microphones on his face in the ShamWOW and SlapShop ads? ???


I think it's just methface.

This made me chuckle.

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/shaycheese6/default.jpg

Shut up... you know luv him and want to have his little sham wow babies!  :D



Brain bleach STAT!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm glad I've learned my lesson not to read anything you write before eating or drinking anything!  ;)

In his mug shot, his mouth looks kinda asymmetrical.

I wonder if that is why he's always wearing one of those Janet Jackson microphones on his face in the ShamWOW and SlapShop ads? ???



Well he did just get his tongue nearly bitten off - don't you think that might make his mouth look kinda funny?


I was just saying last night that I think he is beyond creepy, but man, biting his tongue is pretty brutal.  Not that I didn't LOL...but still. 

I was just saying last night that I think he is beyond creepy, but man, biting his tongue is pretty brutal.  Not that I didn't LOL...but still. 


I don't know if I would call him creepy.  Just a very abrasive (and unabashed) hustler and hawker.  :)

At least when he comes on the air, you know what you're getting.  :P

I saw on some other board (I do not think it was here) somebody complaining that it took a couple of days for their ShamWOW to dry out after having been laundered.  Now THAT's absorbent!  8)

But now that his tongue has been injured, do you think that they may have to rename the product to...

THAM Wow!  ?  ?  ?

;D ;D

Cat got his tongue?

;D

Cat's cheating on Carlos now?  :o


Say it ain't so!!!!

You might have something there, Max.

"Sham WOW condooms... the only prophy on the market that you can wring out and use again and again!  Satisfaction guaranteed or return your used ShamWOW for a full refund!"


Prophy?  Is that what the British call them?
???

What's next?  We find out about Billy Mays' NAMBLA membership?
8-P

Wonder if he paid the hooker in three easy installments of $29.95 each

Wonder if he paid the hooker in three easy installments of $29.95 each


;D

Maybe the hooker said, "I see the sham, but not the WOW."
8)

Maybe the hooker said, "I see the sham, but not the WOW."
8)

:)
She probably faked the "wow" anyways

I wonder if this hooker has been with all the TV pitchmen ...

Billy Mays:  "I'll oxi clean his hercules hook"
Barry Scott:  "BAM! and his Orgasm is gone!"
Chef Tony:  "I'll rock and chop his miracle blade all night long"
Sham Wow Guy:  "His Sham Wow is sop-tastic!"

I wonder if this hooker has been with all the TV pitchmen ...

Billy Mays:  "I'll oxi clean his hercules hook"
Barry Scott:  "BAM! and his Orgasm is gone!"
Chef Tony:  "I'll rock and chop his miracle blade all night long"
Sham Wow Guy:  "His Sham Wow is sop-tastic!"


All at the same time?  ;)

At least when he comes on the air, you know what you're getting.  :P
But now that his tongue has been injured, do you think that they may have to rename the product to...

THAM Wow!   ?  ?  ?

;D ;D



Jimmy Kimmel had a funny thing the other night about it-they used th actual commercial, then dubbed someone's voice over his saying all his S's with TH's!!!  It was too  ;D

Looks like someone got Sham Owned

Maybe the hooker said, "I see the sham, but not the WOW."
8)


But did she love his nuts?