remind me not to piss this woman off.

According to the New York Police Department, Collins, 26, remembered by Runway fans for her brash manner and 1940s style, was charged with two counts of assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment after potentially striking a male in the head and face with a computer.

According to earlier reports from TMZ.com, the reality star allegedly attacked her sleeping ex-fiancé with her pet cat, water, several apples and the laptop. The Web site also reports that Collins is currently being held in jail.
i'm trying to come up with a mental image of someone hurling a cat at a sleeping man but i find it simply impossible to picture.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20266492,00.html

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3193/2767876137_30b5c7f17f.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13254/11_2008/cat.jpg

ah, now i can picture it. thanks.

http://gallery.photo.net/photo/1595751-lg.jpg

here's another hot one.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1029/720666584_8f8d275a6e.jpg?v=0

that little guy looks like he lives for that sheesh.

if she'd been thinking more clearly she would have thrown her fiance's cat at him, rather than her own. that's just not smart.

I was going to say something but decided not to.




Cat

Faster pussycat, kill kill!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/catsmiley.gif

Wouldnt that be considered being cruel to her pussy?

I MEAN, ATTACKING SOMEBODY WITH A CAT COULD INJURE SAID CAT.

Wouldnt that be considered being cruel to her pussy?

I MEAN, ATTACKING SOMEBODY WITH A CAT COULD INJURE SAID CAT.
yes, this is not a cat-friendly story. although it could have been a trained attack cat.

On Best day ever, they were talking about how she threw "a cat, three apples, and a computer.  There was no word whether or not the computer was an apple."

;D

here's another hot one.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1029/720666584_8f8d275a6e.jpg?v=0

that little guy looks like he lives for that sheesh.
Don't forget that dali photo!!

If she was smarter, she'd thrown the fiance off a bridge instead of throwing a cat at him. Why bring innocent animals into moronic domestic disputes?
if she'd been thinking more clearly she would have thrown her fiance's cat at him, rather than her own. that's just not smart.

Shouldn't be so surprised, Crazy Cat Lady has been flinging cats at people for the last 20 years in Springfield and no one has done anything about it...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvcueL61KgQ/SYeg6dTyHqI/AAAAAAAAAog/Ph9yULHgjLw/s400/Crazy_Cat_Lady.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-angry-and-dangerous.jpg

Just keep tap-dancing on that landmine...

remind me not to piss this woman off.
i'm trying to come up with a mental image of someone hurling a cat at a sleeping man but i find it simply impossible to picture.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20266492,00.html

Who gets to keep the cat if there is a divorce?

Poor kitty.  :\'(

Poor kitty.  :\'(

I wouldn't worry, cats always land on their feet. This one, undoubtedly, with its claws bared!

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Doc
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