Now that the elections are over, we can get back to the REAL news.

The Insider's lovely Lara Spencer reported today that Shayla Hershey, who after already having had 9 breast augmentation surgeries, travelled to Brasil to have her FFF-cup breasts "enhanced" to a gargantuan KKK-cup.  :o

A KKK-cup?  Holy cow.  I mean, I freely admit I like a nice rack but it would seem that a set of KKK's would be just a tad TOO big.  ;D

What kind of doctor would even agree to do a job that big?  And what implant manufacturer wold actually make a set of KKK implants (or for that matter, even a K implant).  Yikes.

Holy CRAP! Just did a google search on Shayla Hershey, man those things are HUGE! Really is that comfortable? (I wouldn't know after all being a male, etc) ;D

Holy CRAP! Just did a google search on Shayla Hershey, man those things are HUGE! Really is that comfortable? (I wouldn't know after all being a male, etc) ;D


No, it is not.  Admittedly, the biggest mine have been were size E, and I was pregnant at the time, but those weren't even fun.

I saw pics.  My God, I don't know why any woman would want to do that.  It is really that special to be carrying around fifty pounds of saline solution on your chest?

I'd probably party with her.

I'd probably party with her.


Just don't motorboat.

Just don't motorboat.


I've had my nose broke before.. it'd be worth it again.  ;D

I've had my nose broke before.. it'd be worth it again.  ;D


You wouldn't break your nose, you'd get f*cking lost. ;D

You wouldn't break your nose, you'd get f*cking lost. ;D


Dazed and Confused in Shayla Hershey's tits.

Dazed and Confused in Shayla Hershey's tits.


Might want to take some spelunking equipment. :D

Dazed and Confused in Shayla Hershey's tits.
but they don't feel like tits, they're more like beach balls.

but they don't feel like tits, they're more like beach balls.


Ugh, I know.  If you're going to get a tit job, do something frickin' natural.  They need to have a bit of bounce and sag a tiny bit and fit your body proportions.  There is nothing I hate worse than seeing an otherwise gorgeous chick having two massive globes on her chest. :P

Size KKK?

Wouldn't those be pointy?!?  :o

Size KKK?

Wouldn't those be pointy?!?  :o


Maybe Shayla refers to them as "My boyz in the hood"...  ;)

Some people are just sick and don't know when to quit, and there are those "doctors" who will cater to them.  Like the catwoman of NY who has all that plastic surgery.  She has to be truly warped

http://itp.nyu.edu/~bp432/blug/Jocelyn Wildenstein B & A.img_assist_custom.jpg

no! not catwoman! i smite thee.

Yeah, that one chick above was really really gorgeous when she was younger.  I don't know why the hell she did that.  She looks awful now.

I think I heard that she was married to some guy who left her for a younger woman, she wanted to look younger and that was the start, and she thinks she looks good!  Truly, truly warped  ::)

I went to a strip club for my cousin's Bachelor Party and some of the boobs were painted. 8-P

It's not too late to remind folks of the late Ivor Biggun's Bras on 45, is it?

("Boobs upside my head, boobs upside my head!", to the tune of Gap Band's Oops Upside My Head, references to Gary Numan's Cars, and many more...)

Silly question.  It's never too late for Bras on 45.  Ivor Biggun's own Website links to this page where you can find the MP3 of the 1982 classic.

And I'm sure that some enterprising videographers have produced some very amusing videos on YouTube, too. 

Dammit.  That reminds me that I still have to find a copy of the 7-minute-long "Dirty Gertie" version.  The 4:28 "Extended" version is just the 4:00 "family" version that ends with a 30-second nod to his other hit "I'm A Winker" (aka "I'm a Wanker").  The 7:00 version is apparently available on a recently-released (2006) compilation, so I shouldn't have too much trouble...

So is she bigger than Chelsea Charms?  I thought Chelsea held the record.

I was watching The Insider last night, and Lara  :-* now reports that Shayla, after having been retrofitted with those KKK's, still yearns for something a bit bigger.  Apparently she does not feel that she's completely filled out yet.

So... she (Shayla, not Lara) is headed back to Brasil to upgrade to a set of MMM's.  ::)  It is said that this new set will be so large that they will have their own gravitational pull, and the Department of Transportation is requiring Ms. Hershey to hire an escort truck to proceed before her when driving down the road, so that unsuspecting drivers do not accidentally collide with her.

MMM... Yikes.  How high does the cup scale go, anyway?