Just out on the newswires... American Idol Clay Aiken is gonna be a father, with his partner Jaymes Foster, who is sister to music mogul David Foster.  Clay is 29 while Ms. Foster is a solid 50.  :o

I guess this ought to put to rest all the rumours about Clay.  His boys can swim!!!!!

So, this confirms that he's gay?  ;)

Sperm is sperm, no matter the orientation of the male.

Jaymes Foster is a female....so, then he's NOT gay? I'm confused. :D

So, this confirms that he's gay?  ;)

Sperm is sperm, no matter the orientation of the male.


One would imagine that if he were gay, he and his male partner would be announcing that Ms. Foster took custody of his baby batter, kinda like what David Crosby did for whats-her-name.

So since no male partner appears to be involved in these proceedings (other than Clay of course) I thus conclude that this is a hetero arrangement.

Best wishes to the happy parents-to-be!!!!

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this for real or a joke?

One would imagine that if he were gay, he and his male partner would be announcing that Ms. Foster took custody of his baby batter, kinda like what David Crosby did for whats-her-name.

So since no male partner appears to be involved in these proceedings (other than Clay of course) I thus conclude that this is a hetero arrangement.

Best wishes to the happy parents-to-be!!!!


She was artificially inseminated from what I've heard.

Unbelieveable...lmao.

She was artificially inseminated from what I've heard.


Not that unusual for a 50-year-old cougar...

Is this for real or a joke?



It's definitely real..I just read about it on the front page of Yahoo. :o

get it right!  he was artificially inseminated  ::)



did I just say that out loud?  I am so mean  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/diablotin.gif

get it right!  he was artificially inseminated  ::)



did I just say that out loud?  I am so mean  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/diablotin.gif


He looks like a mean chick anyways. Bitch wears more makeup than I do.

He looks like a mean chick anyways. Bitch wears more makeup than I do.


ya...I am not digging his new look, at all.

He looks like a mean chick anyways. Bitch wears more makeup than I do.
Lady Di & Julie love him, we they  have a CD, wait.. we they have 2 CD's, his first release and a Christmas CD.  so Clay is gonna be a daddy?  do ya think DNA tests need to be done for proof?  there I go again with the meanness.

ya...I am not digging his new look, at all.


It's like he puts his concealer on with a garden trowel.


Lady Di & Julie love him, we they  have a CD, wait.. we they have 2 CD's, his first release and a Christmas CD.  so Clay is gonna be a daddy?  do ya think DNA tests need to be done for proof?  there I go again with the meanness.



If the kid comes out with bad red hair and eyeliner, you know it's his!

It's like he puts his concealer on with a garden trowel.

If the kid comes out with bad red hair and eyeliner, you know it's his!
;D 

It's like he puts his concealer on with a garden trowel.

If the kid comes out with bad red hair and eyeliner, you know it's his!



hahaah..ya, as much as he and many others condemn his original "geeky" look...I will have to say, it's a lot better than the current one.

hahaah..ya, as much as he and many others condemn his original "geeky" look...I will have to say, it's a lot better than the current one.


It's sad, but I don't even remember what he looked like then. All I can picture is the really bad drag queen look he's got going on now.

Ok...here are his first two geeky looks (the first one being his audition tape, and the second one is around the time of Idol).

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/934/caiken5ej7.jpg


Here's him before he decided to go Fabio...

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2976/clayaikenreturnstoai298lj2.jpg

and sadly...here he is now..

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/407/clayaikenomwcover328xd5.jpg
OH....

and here's....

an improvement...!!!

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7122/clayaikenhiltroner7.jpg


meh, I have way too much time on my hands! LOL! :P

At least he'll have ME and a mezillion other 'Caly-Mates' to be the BABY'S MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*TAH-TAH




Oh, and that first 'geeky' picture posted-with the glasses looks too much like Martin Shorts' stepchild!!!! 8)

At least he'll have ME and a mezillion other 'Caly-Mates' to be the BABY'S MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*TAH-TAH




Oh, and that first 'geeky' picture posted-with the glasses looks too much like Martin Shorts' stepchild!!!! 8)



wait....and all this time I thought you were a guy posting? You arent? ??? :o

wait....and all this time I thought you were a guy posting? You arent? ??? :o


Sorry, I just got caught up by the CLAY-TASTIC news and the CLAYTONIA of it all!!!

I'm going to go have my tips frosted in his honor....my hair too! ;D ;D ;D ;D 

Sorry, I just got caught up by the CLAY-TASTIC news and the CLAYTONIA of it all!!!

I'm going to go have my tips frosted in his honor....my hair too! ;D ;D ;D ;D 


groovy! So..you ARE a guy?!! ;D

Any notice of a wedding in all of this?

Or will he do the Southern white trash honorable pop out a kid and forget about it since no service was performed?

Oh, kids these days......I'm having a baby soon too, me and my sister are so proud!!!!! :D :D

Any notice of a wedding in all of this?

Or will he do the Southern white trash honorable pop out a kid and forget about it since no service was performed?

Oh, kids these days......I'm having a baby soon too, me and my sister are so proud!!!!! :D :D



did it ever say that he was actually dating/with this woman...or is he just doing her a favor? LOL! ???

did it ever say that he was actually dating/with this woman...or is he just doing her a favor? LOL! ???


It appears to be an obvious favor.

In those pics you can see his progression from:

...Son of Martin Short
...to kd Lang doppelganger
...to the second coming of Pee Wee Herman

It's like he puts his concealer on with a garden trowel.

If the kid comes out with bad red hair and eyeliner, you know it's his!
;D

All you people are mean! You should be happy that 1) he is not gay and 2) he is going to be a father and stop making fun of him!!1 >:( I am a true Claymate and I don't appreciate the fact that people are making fun of him.

All you people are mean! You should be happy that 1) he is not gay and 2) he is going to be a father and stop making fun of him!!! >:( I am a true Claymate and I don't appreciate the fact that people are making fun of him.


I read the article on TMZ and it is Clay's sperm that was used to artiifically inseminate Jaymes Foster. So it is Clay's baby!  :P

I read the article on TMZ and it is Clay's sperm that was used to artiifically inseminate Jaymes Foster. So it is Clay's baby!  :P


technically yes. Does anyone know if Jaymes Foster is a lesbian? Did Clay just donate the sperm for her to be able to have a child...or do they have a real relationship? One would think that if it would have been meant for any reasons that "typical" relationships consist of, they would have had sex in order to get her pregnant..but that wasn't the case. ???

All you people are mean! You should be happy that 1) he is not gay and 2) he is going to be a father and stop making fun of him!!1 >:( I am a true Claymate and I don't appreciate the fact that people are making fun of him.

You say that as though being gay is a bad thing.  Who cares if he is?  Look on the bright side:  he might not date you, but he'd give you his sperm  :)

You say that as though being gay is a bad thing.  Who cares if he is?  Look on the bright side:  he might not date you, but he'd give you his sperm  :)


I agree. There is nothing wrong with being gay. If he is, great! If he isn't, great! But I bet you all the fat on my body that he is and just won't admit it because he's had that "gay is bad and evil and will you ruin your career" crap drilled into his head for years.

I never said there was anything wrong with Clay being gay. I really like gay people, I have a friend that is gay. But did it ever occur to anyone that it could be the fact that Jaymes Foster might be getting artificially  inseminated because she is 50 years old and almost too old to have a baby and Clay and her could be having a relationship? I am very happy about the fact that Clay is having a child actually, I feel he will be a great father in the long run, regardless of his sexual orientation.

I never said there was anything wrong with Clay being gay. I really like gay people, I have a friend that is gay. But did it ever occur to anyone that it could be the fact that Jaymes Foster might be getting artificially  inseminated because she is 50 years old and almost too old to have a baby and Clay and her could be having a relationship? I am very happy about the fact that Clay is having a child actually, I feel he will be a great father in the long run, regardless of his sexual orientation.


That's my take on it, she's 50 years old and maybe her pipes are clogged, so they do the artificial insemination thingie.

The story makes no mention of lesbionic or male gay partners, thus we should conclude in the absence of other contadictory evidence that this is their baby for their relationship.  My guess is that David Foster was producing some tunes for Clay, he met David's sister and the next thing you know they partied and decided they wanted to have a relationship.

I never thought Gay Achein would ever have a kid.  I must say I am shocked

The sister of David Foster .. this means that if Clay and her get hitched, he'll be marrying himself right into Canadian citizenship :\'(

I never said there was anything wrong with Clay being gay. I really like gay people, I have a friend that is gay. But did it ever occur to anyone that it could be the fact that Jaymes Foster might be getting artificially  inseminated because she is 50 years old and almost too old to have a baby and Clay and her could be having a relationship? I am very happy about the fact that Clay is having a child actually, I feel he will be a great father in the long run, regardless of his sexual orientation.

Oh, they have a relationship all right, but it's a business arrangement and not a sexual one.  Melissa Etheridge had David Crosby, Jaymes Foster has Clay Aiken; whatever. 

If you actually really do like both gay people and Clay Aiken, you're gonna LOVE him when he pops out of the closet like a murphy bed! 

It's going to be okay, truly.

Oh my Aiken b*lls!
8)

All you people are mean! You should be happy that 1) he is not gay and 2) he is going to be a father and stop making fun of him!!1 >:( I am a true Claymate and I don't appreciate the fact that people are making fun of him.


I don't think he likes his fans or he would have asked-what'd y'all think if I dodn't get married and just gave a baby to someone who wanted one ?


Then again in all the interviews I ever heard, I can't remember anyone asking- would you like to be a dad?..or get married? So, we still don't know.if he said yes, to getting married one day, or if he said I'd just like to throw a kid to someone...fans would have a say to either answer...but now we know how he runs!

I don't think he likes his fans or he would have asked-what'd y'all think if I dodn't get married and just gave a baby to someone who wanted one ?


Then again in all the interviews I ever heard, I can't remember anyone asking- would you like to be a dad?..or get married? So, we still don't know.if he said yes, to getting married one day, or if he said I'd just like to throw a kid to someone...fans would have a say to either answer...but now we know how he runs!
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Who the hell asks their fans such a question  ::)?  What he does with his sperm is no one's business, (unless it involves unwilling parties such as animals or minors)

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Who the hell asks their fans such a question  ::)?  What he does with his sperm is no one's business, (unless it involves unwilling parties such as animals or minors)



ya..could you just imagine...."so guys, um do you think it would be cool if I let someone have my baby batter?" ;D :D

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Who the hell asks their fans such a question  ::)?  What he does with his sperm is no one's business, (unless it involves unwilling parties such as animals or minors)


I don't know how many mini interviews you've seen on those rag mag shows(or even Ellen)..the question for 'sex symbols' always go to: 'So, are you seeing anyone,anyone special in your life now, wow-you could have almost anyone you want... anything in the works?''Would you like to have kids?'....

Somehow, those questions haven't made it to Clay's interviews, or have they?

Such as when the rumors of Richard Gere surfaced, no one ever confronted the issue to say 'there is this ridiculous animal accusation going around, where did that start?'

Sure who would go that far to say that? Yet we get: 'Clay's a daddy, here's how it's going down, he did this medical procedure with a cup... and this woman wanted a baby so...'

I thought Enquiring minds WANT TO KNOW??

What he does with his sperm is no one's business, (unless it involves unwilling parties such as animals or minors)


Normally I would agree.  But in this particular case, it was Clay who issued a press release that tells us all what he's been doing with his junk. So now it is everybody's business...

Normally I would agree.  But in this particular case, it was Clay who issued a press release that tells us all what he's been doing with his junk. So now it is everybody's business...

My post was a direct reply to saver who suggested Clay didn't like his fans because he didn't ask "permission" beforehand.  He issued a statement about the pregnancy and naturally, that's up for debate.

ya..could you just imagine...."so guys, um do you think it would be cool if I let someone have my baby batter?" ;D :D



Baby batter? ;D  Karma

My post was a direct reply to saver who suggested Clay didn't like his fans because he didn't ask "permission" beforehand.  He issued a statement about the pregnancy and naturally, that's up for debate.


Maybe it's a regional, light-harded thing..in high school I remember stories of girls going off to get married telling their friends or past dates 'i'm getting married soon, you gonna miss me?', then it wasn't like disappearing and not being seen again.

So, comparing it to Clay, I thought he might have been better off not shocking everyone by saying (somewhere),...'you know I'm thinking of being a dad SOON', or 'I have an announcement...' That's what the media loves on those talk shows, which he could have let his balloon go.

Don't you think OTHER Claymates feel let down? I thought he kept them abreast on everything!

That's like Zac Hanson going off having a kid and us fans...huh?... ....he what? ZAC HANSON HAD A KID!!!??????????????

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MY WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the fact that a gay man is using a method of spawning other than the "traditional" method surprising to me?  No.  The fact that it's Aiken's and he's chosen a 50 year old woman, now that raised my eyebrow.

How much do you think baby pictures are going go for?

In news that doesn't shock anybody, Clay Aiken has come out of the closet.  It will be in the new issue of People magazine or something.

One would imagine that if he were gay, he and his male partner would be announcing that Ms. Foster took custody of his baby batter, kinda like what David Crosby did for whats-her-name.



Melissa Etheridge.  I couldn't believe it.  Aside from Crosby being a repulsive individual, I would suspect anybody who's drank, shot, smoked, snorted, or swallowed as many toxic substances as Crosby might have damaged himself down to the chromosomes!  It's a wonder the kid wasn't born with a gray soup-strainer moustache and a crackpipe clenched in his teeth!
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/23/clay.aiken.ap/index.html

Well, he's finally confirmed it, but it seems to me that if he thought he was keeping this as a big secret, it wasn't a very well kept one. (Was anybody really surprised when Ellen or Rosie came out. C'mon!) I'm all for being true to yourself, but he could've came out on Idol, and it just might've helped further his career at that time. Maybe he thought that the music industry would shut him out because of his homosexuality. I just can't see it. If that was the case, then Elton John and Melissa Etheridge would be standing in line at the soup kitchen by now. He should've been honest about his sexual preference long ago but he has to know that he was throwing some pretty big clues out there. I don't think he fooled too many people, maybe except for the ladies who had a major crush on him.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/23/clay.aiken.ap/index.html

Well, he's finally confirmed it, but it seems to me that if he thought he was keeping this as a big secret, it wasn't a very well kept one. (Was anybody really surprised when Ellen or Rosie came out. C'mon!) I'm all for being true to yourself, but he could've came out on Idol, and it just might've helped further his career at that time. Maybe he thought that the music industry would shut him out because of his homosexuality. I just can't see it. If that was the case, then Elton John and Melissa Etheridge would be standing in line at the soup kitchen by now. He should've been honest about his sexual preference long ago but he has to know that he was throwing some pretty big clues out there. I don't think he fooled too many people, maybe except for the ladies who had a major crush on him.



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I'll bet that test tube is feeling rejected...

Holy crap, I can't believe Clay Aiken is gay!  ;D Lol! I'm just kidding, I'm just as unshocked as everyone else.

I'll bet that test tube is feeling rejected...

I always wondered, how'd you fit a baby in one of them things anyway?
:D

Well!!!!

Saver, do you take paypal?

C'mon did anyone else see this coming?...Next we'll hear the Jonas Brothers are 'related'! 8-P (or are GUYS!)

Melissa Etheridge.  I couldn't believe it.  Aside from Crosby being a repulsive individual, I would suspect anybody who's drank, shot, smoked, snorted, or swallowed as many toxic substances as Crosby might have damaged himself down to the chromosomes!  It's a wonder the kid wasn't born with a gray soup-strainer moustache and a crackpipe clenched in his teeth!
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I think she was banking on the talent from hid DNA..she sure wasn"t looking to make a good looking kid. But just imagine if the kid is talented, it would be amazing. But I bet hes tone deaf and can"t play an insturment to save his life. Now that would be funny.... ;D ;D ;D

I think she was banking on the talent from hid DNA..she sure wasn"t looking to make a good looking kid. But just imagine if the kid is talented, it would be amazing. But I bet hes tone deaf and can"t play an insturment to save his life. Now that would be funny.... ;D ;D ;D


You know she had her current partner artificially inseminated by some dude.  That makes 4 and two potential custody battles.

You know she had her current partner artificially inseminated by some dude.  That makes 4 and two potential custody battles.


I wonder why Melissa always has her partner inseminated instead of herself? ???

Side note... there was a single woman who used to work for me.  She also got herself inseminated.  But instead of the artificial variety, she placed an ad in the local paper for a dude, and then had it done the old fashioned way.

I wonder why Melissa always has her partner inseminated instead of herself? ???

Side note... there was a single woman who used to work for me.  She also got herself inseminated.  But instead of the artificial variety, she placed an ad in the local paper for a dude, and then had it done the old fashioned way.


She's a cancer survivor, so that probably has something to do with it.

Oh the cheap effective way where both parties benefit.

She's a cancer survivor, so that probably has something to do with it.


I wonder who supplied the baby batter on this go-round? ???

I wonder who supplied the baby batter on this go-round? ???


It took awhile for they decided to reveal the fact that Crosby's DNA was involved with both kids in Etheridge's last batch.  It'll be known sooner or later.