what would you do? what would you buy?  8)

Sing on stage and play the guitars from my collection which I have brought from my earnings.

Sing the best I can, and try not to blow money on very expensive things.

Sing on stage and play the guitars from my collection which I have brought from my earnings.
Firstly have singing lessons.

If I was a rock star, I'd kick over the amp, smash my guitar on stage, then yell at the audience like I was some derranged lunatic

If I was a rock star, I'd kick over the amp, smash my guitar on stage, then yell at the audience like I was some derranged lunatic
...and then drive your Rolls Royce into the swimming pool.

"The world's coming to an end and I don't even care/
As long as I can have my limo and my orange hair!

And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny/
'Cos I'm a big rock-a-star and I'm making lots of mony/
MONEY!
MONEY!
MONEY!
MONEY!
MONEY!!!
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I'M SO BLOODY RICH!!!!

I own shopping centers and apartment complexes/
And I only know three chords....

--Alice Bowie

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If I was a star, as in.. already established?

Probably have a wank on stage, call everyone in the crowd a bunch of buttheads and go to sleep backstage.

By the time you're star.. it really dosen't matter.

I would be wondering wtf I'm doing because I don't even like rock.  :(

"I have a mansion, forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all"

If I were a rock star, I'd wanna rock and roll all night.

And party every day.  ;)

Three chicks at the same time.    ;)

Three chicks at the same time.    ;)


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That's dirty.  :o :o :o

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Speaking of which, when I lived in Valparaiso Indiana, there was this dude who, well...

Shoot, I can't tell the story because it likely violates the terms of service.  :P

Be old school and throw a wild party in my hotel room and maybe trash it.

If I was a star, as in.. already established?

Probably have a wank on stage, call everyone in the crowd a bunch of buttheads and go to sleep backstage.


Remember GG Allin?  He used to do that!  But he was only a niche star, and he didn't fall asleep backstage so much as he passed out or got knocked out!
:-\\

I'd find Jesus, start a Christian rock label, and announce I'm devoting my career to evangelizing to the unsaved.

BUT

Behind he walls of my palatial estate it would be an endless party with cocaine, champagne, caviar, porno chicks,* business moguls, corrupt politicians, debauched pro athletes, Ron Jeremy, and of course Paris Hilton...we'll always have Paris!

*no dudes I don't personally invite, tag-alongs get their azzes kicked by my henchmen at the gates!

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Something I've always wanted to do if I was ever to make it big on stage. Bands usually end with at least
one encore. You always know the band is coming back out because the house lights would stay off. When
the house lights went on you knew it was time to go home. Here's what I would do:

After the second encore I would leave the stage and have the house lights turned on. After about 5 or 10
minutes, when everyone left their seats and were heading for the exits I would have the band come back out
for another song, then laugh hysterically at the mad scramble of people trying to get back in.  ;D

Remember GG Allin?  He used to do that!  But he was only a niche star, and he didn't fall asleep backstage so much as he passed out or got knocked out!
:-\\

I'd find Jesus, start a Christian rock label, and announce I'm devoting my career to evangelizing to the unsaved.

BUT

Behind he walls of my palatial estate it would be an endless party with cocaine, champagne, caviar, porno chicks,* business moguls, corrupt politicians, debauched pro athletes, Ron Jeremy, and of course Paris Hilton...we'll always have Paris!

*no dudes I don't personally invite, tag-alongs get their azzes kicked by my henchmen at the gates!

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Love GG Allin with every fiber of my being.

Love GG Allin with every fiber of my being.

And he'd love you with every fiber of his....something you might not like so much!
:P

Behind he walls of my palatial estate it would be an endless party with cocaine, champagne, caviar, porno chicks,* business moguls, corrupt politicians, debauched pro athletes, Ron Jeremy, and of course Paris Hilton...we'll always have Paris!

*no dudes I don't personally invite, tag-alongs get their azzes kicked by my henchmen at the gates!


I like your style, Max.  ;)

And he'd love you with every fiber of his....something you might not like so much!
:P


;D

Admittedly, I think if he threw s**t at me, I'd have to punch him, but then again, he'd probably enjoy it.

Remember when former WWF wrestler The Honky Tonk Man used to smash his guitar over his opponents head in the ring?  If I was a rock star, I'd do that on stage.  'Course Honky Tonk Man's guitar was a cheap breakaway one.  I s'pose putting an elec. guitar over someone's head could injure them greatly ...

... Oh well.  Like April Wine once sang: 'Rock and Roll is a Vicious Game' ;D

If I was a star, as in.. already established?

Probably have a wank on stage, call everyone in the crowd a bunch of buttheads and go to sleep backstage.

By the time you're star.. it really dosen't matter.


Probably have a wank on stage

:o  ............^ ........ :o

Oh Davey .... 'come now!'  :P ... that's disgusting!
Mind you, being presumably payed to have a wank ... I like the idea!  ;D

Yes, I reckon in my case it would 'your money for nothing, and your chicks for free'. I'd certainly love all the adulation. When I saw the way Freddy Mercury had that massive Wembley crowd clapping their hands over their heads in synchronicity  to 'radio ga ga'  (Live Aid 1985) .... what an awesome sense of power he must have felt!  To me, it looked massively impressive.  8)

Speaking of which, when I lived in Valparaiso Indiana, there was this dude who, well...

Shoot, I can't tell the story because it likely violates the terms of service.  :P
You could always PM it to those of us who want to know ;)



I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me


I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
And my own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between cher and
James Dean is fine for me


...
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
with her bleach blonde hair

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

...

...
I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

:o  ............^ ........ :o

Oh Davey .... 'come now!'  :P ... that's disgusting!
Mind you, being presumably payed to have a wank ... I like the idea!  ;D

Yes, I reckon in my case it would 'your money for nothing, and your chicks for free'. I'd certainly love all the adulation. When I saw the way Freddy Mercury had that massive Wembley crowd clapping their hands over their heads in synchronicity  to 'radio ga ga'  (Live Aid 1985) .... what an awesome sense of power he must have felt!  To me, it looked massively impressive.  8)


Nah, it's a brilliant idea.. I think by the time you get paid to do that.. it really wouldn't matter.

I'd drive a rental car into a swimming pool.

I'd drive a rental car into a swimming pool.
A Rolls Royce is a much better car to drive into a swimming pool

You could always PM it to those of us who want to know ;)


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A Rolls Royce is a much better car to drive into a swimming pool


Rock on, brother!  ;)

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Since music was the first "interest" I had, it's not that bizarre to imagine.

If I were a rock star, I'd probably shoot a bunch of cheesy yet fun "concept" videos, as well as do covers of songs I personally liked. I'd be almost like a modernized Phil Collins or David Lee Roth doing to the '80s what people like them did with influences from the '50s and '60s back then!