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Subject: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: GhettoJohn2k7 on 07/08/07 at 5:34 pm

?

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/08/07 at 5:46 pm

Strategery.

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: La Roche on 07/08/07 at 5:55 pm

"..and when you're done cleaning out the garage you can mow the yard, there's a good boy."

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/08/07 at 5:56 pm

"Do you have any idea, what's happening?"

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/08/07 at 6:07 pm

"Now that you're about to hand all 3 branches of government to the Democrats for the next 8 years, what stocks are your friends buying?"

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/08/07 at 6:22 pm

I don't think I should answer this because I don't want to get Chucky or any of the mods mad at me.  But it is very similar to what Dick Cheney said to Pat Leahy a few years ago.  :-X :-X :-X



Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/08/07 at 6:33 pm

Mr. President, you are under arrest!

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/08/07 at 10:34 pm

You're nuckin futs!

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/08/07 at 10:39 pm

Here's a brush and a bucket of water. Get scrubbing!

I liked Davey's one the best so far.

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: whistledog on 07/08/07 at 10:54 pm

"I have pictures of you with that woman Laura doesn't know about.  Give me 5 Grand or I go to the press"

Since ol' George has no idea about anything, he will of course have no clue what I'm talking about, but just to be on the safe side, he'll pay me off ;D

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: La Roche on 07/08/07 at 11:07 pm


Here's a brush and a bucket of water. Get scrubbing!

I liked Davey's one the best so far.


I figure it's the best he has to hope for.

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Red Ant on 07/08/07 at 11:26 pm


I don't think I should answer this because I don't want to get Chucky or any of the mods mad at me.  But it is very similar to what Dick Cheney said to Pat Leahy a few years ago.   :-X :-X :-X



Cat


Providing you asterisk any harsh profanity and don't wish him dead, I don't think I'll have any problems with what you want to post.


"I have pictures of you with that woman Laura doesn't know about.  Give me 5 Grand or I go to the press"

Since ol' George has no idea about anything, he will of course have no clue what I'm talking about, but just to be on the safe side, he'll pay me off ;D




5k? You're shooting too low.... unlike Dick Cheney who shot too wildly.  :D


I'd love to ask the following: "Would you like to excersize in the yard today, prisoner #454972?"

Ant

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: popking on 07/08/07 at 11:59 pm

the lights are on, but nobody's home. :-\\

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: whistledog on 07/09/07 at 12:11 am


5k? You're shooting too low.... unlike Dick Cheney who shot too wildly.  :D


I am not a greedy man.  Plus, if I ransomed any higher, he'd have to pull out his abacus or count on his fingers and I don't have that kind of time to wait ;D

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/09/07 at 12:25 am


"I have pictures of you with that woman Laura doesn't know about.  Give me 5 Grand or I go to the press"

Since ol' George has no idea about anything, he will of course have no clue what I'm talking about, but just to be on the safe side, he'll pay me off ;D



He will know.

http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/home/cassandr/public_html/vcblog/mt/images/condi.jpg
Condi remarking on Dubya's anatomy.

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: whistledog on 07/09/07 at 12:29 am


He will know.

http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/home/cassandr/public_html/vcblog/mt/images/condi.jpg
Condi remarking on Dubya's anatomy.


She always has a disappointed look on her face.  Maybe she is the one George was seen with :D

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: spaceace on 07/09/07 at 2:02 pm

You're in deep sh*t!!!  Don't think your Dad's going to get you out of this one.  Hey look, isn't that your Dad playing golf with Bill Clinton?

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/09/07 at 4:58 pm

http://i19.tinypic.com/6hckew5.jpg

I think this pretty much sums it up...

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/07 at 5:10 pm


Providing you asterisk any harsh profanity and don't wish him dead, I don't think I'll have any problems with what you want to post.


Ant





Oh ok. I would say to him, "** **** ********, *** *********  ******* *******!!!!!'      ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: GameDude2008 on 07/12/07 at 8:35 pm

I would say, "Is there anything you can do to speed up the war process because people are getting pissed, dude!"

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/13/07 at 12:30 am

You know how there's that one tone of voice (with the exaggerated Southern drawl) that people use to make fun of stupid and/or goofy hicks?

Using that tone of voice, I'd say to George W. Bush, "Ah'm the Deciiiider!"

Then I'd laugh just like Goofy.

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Red Ant on 07/13/07 at 4:37 am

That tame, eh?  ;)



Oh ok. I would say to him, "** **** ********, *** *********  ******* *******!!!!!'      ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/13/07 at 10:27 am


That tame, eh?  ;)




Can you figure it out?  ;)



Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Red Ant on 07/13/07 at 12:47 pm



Oh ok. I would say to him, "** **** ********, *** *********  ******* *******!!!!!'      ;D ;D ;D

Cat


"Go f*** yourself, you miserable f****** bastard!!!!!!"

Am I Right?




Can you figure it out?  ;)



Cat



Ant

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/13/07 at 1:04 pm


"Go f*** yourself, you miserable f****** bastard!!!!!!"

Am I Right?



Ant



Close but no cigar. The first part you got right.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Red Ant on 07/13/07 at 1:10 pm



Close but no cigar. The first part you got right.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat


I suppose the first part says it all really, lol. I'm drawing blanks on 9 letter words at the moment...

Ant

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/13/07 at 1:12 pm


I suppose the first part says it all really, lol. I'm drawing blanks on 9 letter words at the moment...

Ant



One begins with a "G" and the other begins with an "A".  ;)



Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Red Ant on 07/13/07 at 1:17 pm



One begins with a "G" and the other begins with an "A".  ;)



Cat


Ooh! I take it my 4th word ("you") was correct then. Was my 6th word correct? If so, no need to spell it out here.  ;)

"Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle!"

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/13/07 at 1:23 pm


Ooh! I take it my 4th word ("you") was correct then. Was my 6th word correct? If so, no need to spell it out here.  ;)

"Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle!"




Yup-got it. There were only those 2 words you got wrong but you get the gist of it. So, you still think it is too tame? Maybe I should beef it up a bit. What do you think?



Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Red Ant on 07/13/07 at 1:28 pm

I was joking about the bit of being too tame. But, it does need to be beefed up a bit... if I may play with asterisks now:

(To Bush)

"*** ** * ****, *******!"

You'll have to PM me for the answer as it's not really appropriate for open boards. Hint: the last word is the same A you used.


Ant



Yup-got it. There were only those 2 words you got wrong but you get the gist of it. So, you still think it is too tame? Maybe I should beef it up a bit. What do you think?



Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/15/07 at 1:22 pm

No comments on above, but literally I would ask him for his autograph and really do you go to bed at nine each each?

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/20/07 at 8:35 am


No comments on above, but literally I would ask him for his autograph and really do you go to bed at nine each each?


They say never answer a question with a question but GWB might say "An each each?  What's that, some kind of London thing?"

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/20/07 at 9:18 am


They say never answer a question with a question but GWB might say "An each each?  What's that, some kind of London thing?"
The each each is a typing error, it should read each night. Thank you for pointing it out.

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: statsqueen on 07/20/07 at 10:02 am

So many things to say, so little time...... 

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/20/07 at 10:06 am


So many things to say, so little time...... 
How many days to go now?

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/20/07 at 10:52 am

What do you mean by 'Nucular'? Oh, now  I get it .... 'Nuclear'!


Oh, by the way ... as part of my science project, they wanted me to look for your brain cell.






























Well, I came up with the brain ...



http://smarteconomy.typepad.com/smart_economy/images/brain_normal.jpg


but couldn't find the rest of it.  :( :\'( :\'(























So guess you'll just have to settle for




http://drinkingliberally.org/blogs/louisville/archives/bush-jail-stamp-grn-300.gif
the 'cell' part of it!  :D









Still, you might get an early release, since I did uncover one of  your 'weapons of mass destruction'











































http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Slingshot_(weapon).jpg/466px-Slingshot



:D

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/20/07 at 10:54 am


What do you mean by 'Nucular'? Oh, now  I get it .... 'Nuclear'!


Oh, by the way ... as part of my science project, they wanted me to look for your brain cell.






























Well, I came up with the brain ...



http://smarteconomy.typepad.com/smart_economy/images/brain_normal.jpg


but couldn't find the rest of it.  :( :\'( :\'(























So guess you'll just have to settle for




http://drinkingliberally.org/blogs/louisville/archives/bush-jail-stamp-grn-300.gif
the 'cell' part of it!  :D









Still, you might get an early release, since I did uncover one of  your 'weapons of mass destruction'











































http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Slingshot_(weapon).jpg/466px-Slingshot



:D



Should we rename him "Abbe Normal"?  ;) :D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: If you could say anything to George W. Bush

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/20/07 at 11:27 am

Which flavour pretzel was it now?

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