Naked Couple May Have Died From Sex

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/13539187/detail.html

I dont know, this kind of struck me as funny.

Naked Couple May Have Died From Sex

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/13539187/detail.html

I dont know, this kind of struck me as funny.



Wow!  How did they expect to stay safe on a pyramid shaped roof?  Give me my king size bed any day!  It's funny in a twisted way, but it is sad, too, because they were so young---and how do you tell their parents???????

Hey kids, don't knock boots on a slanted roof!
Safe sex lessons for Gen-Y!

Sex didn't kill them.  Falling four stories onto pavement did.
:-\\

So, they came and went at the same time?



Sorry, couldn't resist.



Cat

So, they came and went at the same time?



Sorry, couldn't resist.



Cat


>groan<  ;D



Wow!  How did they expect to stay safe on a pyramid shaped roof? 

It would be ironic if they were practicing "safe sex" at the time.

They totally got off.

>groan<  ;D

It would be ironic if they were practicing "safe sex" at the time.
Well,no "accidents" will be paid for the taxpayers as a result of this,so I guess in a way it was "safe"!LOL

Hey kids, don't knock boots on a slanted roof!
Safe sex lessons for Gen-Y!

Sex didn't kill them.  Falling four stories onto pavement did.
:-\\
Well,being so obsessed with sex that you don't use your head can certainly kill you.I wonder if any auto accidents have been caused by same?

I guess they got screwed on the rollover lol

So, they came and went at the same time?



Sorry, couldn't resist.



Cat


;D Too bad there isn't a "Double Karma" button  ;)

Ummm . . . about that obituary. ::)

Ummm . . . about that obituary. ::)



How would you write it?

How would you write it?


I think I want either DaveyThashmister or Tia's help on that one.

I have a very dry sense of humor.  Have to do a dumb stunt like that justice. ;D

^ "They knew they were falling for each other...literally."

I think I want either DaveyThashmister or Tia's help on that one.

I have a very dry sense of humor.  Have to do a dumb stunt like that justice. ;D



In the same way that many billions of individuals have come in to the world, two South Carolinians left it last Wednesday.
Harking back to an Ex-French President who died whilst using a specially designed sex-chair, the Columbia twosome expired after falling from a four story pyramid shaped building, bringing new meaning to the term 'Dead Fu.ck'.

Courtesy of DaveyT.  I couldn't have said it better myself!!! ;D

In the same way that many billions of individuals have come in to the world, two South Carolinians left it last Wednesday.
Harking back to an Ex-French President who died whilst using a specially designed sex-chair, the Columbia twosome expired after falling from a four story pyramid shaped building, bringing new meaning to the term 'Dead Fu.ck'.

Courtesy of DaveyT.  I couldn't have said it better myself!!! ;D


Thanks, well, I have written for 2 different newspapers. .. (of course, both were free and I basically earn't enough to continue existence) even though I can't spell, punctuate or use grammar correctly.

But No, I want to see Mike's obituary, in fact, if I expire before him I want him to write mine.

Thanks, well, I have written for 2 different newspapers. .. (of course, both were free and I basically earn't enough to continue existence) even though I can't spell, punctuate or use grammar correctly.

But No, I want to see Mike's obituary, in fact, if I expire before him I want him to write mine.


Heck, I'm waiting for him to hit this thread.

Your spelling, punctuation and grammerisare fine.

"YOU!  BOTH OF YOU!  Out of the gene pool!"
- Father Darwin.

"YOU!  BOTH OF YOU!  Out of the gene pool!"
- Father Darwin.



When I first read this thread, I was thinking of the Darwin Awards.



Cat

"YOU!  BOTH OF YOU!  Out of the gene pool!"
- Father Darwin.
:D ;)LOL

"YOU!  BOTH OF YOU!  Out of the gene pool!"
- Father Darwin.


He pushed them off the roof. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/laughing7.gif

Perhaps we should chalk this incident up to what I call "Terminal Stupidity"?
Seems Robin Williams was right:
Man has one brain and one sex organ and only enough blood to run one at a time!
Or was there liquor involved in this?

Your Pal,
Doc
8)

ummmm.....ummmm....


Maybe he heard you'll score with a girl if you slip her a roofie!

:-\\

(ducks flying rotten tomato)

ummmm.....ummmm....


Maybe he heard you'll score with a girl if you slip her a roofie!

:-\\

(ducks flying rotten tomato)


Slip her a roof-e? DAMN, that's an AWFUL double pun!

I can't think of anything remotely clever enough to follow up that one, except to say that what goes "up" must "come" down!  :D

When I first read this thread, I was thinking of the Darwin Awards.



Cat

Last night A&E was running their documentary "Horror on Spring Break" (or some such crap), and they were showing how the dumb kids were getting drunk and trying to climb from one hotel balcony to the other.  You fall seven stories headfirst onto pavement, which is a great way to take yourself out of the gene pool!

Ironically, all the "hot guys, hot chicks" beach/sex competition of Spring Break seems to be a primordial thrust to pass on the best genes.  Ah, but while the finest physical specimens are down there dying of anorexia, alcoholic misadventures, and rendering themselves infertile via chlamydia, the nerds--the bearers of the next phase of human evolution, the cerebral cortex--are back home hitting the books and hooking up at the Trekkie convention!
;D

Perhaps we should chalk this incident up to what I call "Terminal Stupidity"?
Seems Robin Williams was right:
Man has one brain and one sex organ and only enough blood to run one at a time!
Or was there liquor involved in this?

Your Pal,
Doc
8)


Haven't heard if alcohol was involved, but the rest is true enough!  And here's your evidence.  :)

Its better dying having sex than dying having had no sex at all in your life. 

At least he doesn't have to worry about her falling in love with him after the first night.

Its better dying having sex than dying having had no sex at all in your life. 

At least he doesn't have to worry about her falling in love with him after the first night.



Or calling her the next day?



Cat

Ya, or calling the next day.  He He.

I wonder if they screamed on the way down or just continued doing what they were doing and didn't notice that they were falling.  Maybe it was planned  suicide.  Parents dont want us to have sex but we are old enough.  We'll show them.  ;D

Do you realize how much coordination it takes for roofer to stay on a roof???  No wonder those two morons fell. :P

Morons,  Sh!t, it gave me an idea when I read about it.  I think they were just doing it wrong.  ;D  ;D  ;D

Morons,  Sh!t, it gave me an idea when I read about it.  I think they were just doing it wrong.   ;D  ;D  ;D



Oh, you think you could have sex on a pyramid shaped roof, keeping in mind that it would require focusing on the act AND on not falling off--all at the same time (not to mention what is required in the act itself)?  ???    ;D  Now that's what I call multi-tasking.

Ya, or calling the next day.  He He.

I wonder if they screamed on the way down or just continued doing what they were doing and didn't notice that they were falling.  Maybe it was planned  suicide.  Parents dont want us to have sex but we are old enough.  We'll show them.   ;D
I read about someone who claimed he didn't notice the Loma prieta quake becuase he was busy having sex! :o

Do you realize how much coordination it takes for roofer to stay on a roof???  No wonder those two morons fell. :P


I've never feel off a roof and I've been a roof monkey off and on for years.

.. but I trip over my feet walking down the street.  :-[

So, they came and went at the same time?



Sorry, couldn't resist.



Cat


Kinda like a Richard Pryor joke I remember.

That's recycling.

I read about someone who claimed he didn't notice the Loma prieta quake becuase he was busy having sex! :o

Darling, did the Earth move for you this time?

Wait, didn't his girlfriend or boyfriend notice....or was he...by himself?
:-\\


Ya, or calling the next day.  He He.

I wonder if they screamed on the way down or just continued doing what they were doing and didn't notice that they were falling.  Maybe it was planned  suicide.  Parents dont want us to have sex but we are old enough.  We'll show them.  ;D

That was the original script for "Romeo and Juliet," but after a couple of read-throughs, old Bill said, "Nah, this ain't gonna work," and changed it to poisoning and stabbing!
:P

Kinda like a Richard Pryor joke I remember.

That's recycling.



Does recycling make is less funny?  ???



Cat

This couple.....

I guess it's a good thing there was no real point, eh?
Then someone would've gotten it BOTH ways!

Well, like the old saying goes, it'll all come out in the end.