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Subject: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/07 at 1:48 am
Rose, the goat that found international celebrity last year after being forced into marriage with a Sudanese man, has died after accidentally swallowing a plastic bag.
Read here.
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/04/07 at 1:54 am
what a tragedy
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/04/07 at 5:21 am
Rose, the goat that found international celebrity last year after being forced into marriage with a Sudanese man, has died after accidentally swallowing a plastic bag.
Read here.
At least it spared the goat from whatever weird kinky stuff the man was planning to do to her...
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: karen on 05/04/07 at 8:29 am
Did you hear he was thinking about divorcing her. He said the kids looke nothing like him!
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: Marian on 05/04/07 at 10:34 am
At least it spared the goat from whatever weird kinky stuff the man was planning to do to her...
yeah,I was wondering if the "plastic bag" was actually a c ondom!
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: annonymouse on 05/05/07 at 10:17 am
yeah,I was wondering if the "plastic bag" was actually a c ondom!
yeah, and i'm wondering if it was really "accidental"
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/05/07 at 12:31 pm
Did you hear he was thinking about divorcing her. He said the kids looke nothing like him!
:D
Very witty, Wilde, very, very witty! Karma to you and Karma to Philip for one of the weirdest-sounding thread titles ever!
Whenever I hear a story like this, it almost always turns out to be a spoof or a hoax, but sometimes....
I dunno, the name "Borat" keeps coming to mind!
yeah, and i'm wondering if it was really "accidental"
Oh, sort of a Klaus Von Bulow type deal, eh?
"You son of a motherless goat!"
--El Guapo
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: Paul on 05/05/07 at 12:39 pm
Rose, the goat that found international celebrity last year after being forced into marriage with a Sudanese man, has died after accidentally swallowing a plastic bag.
What?
No kidding!
(Cue 'groans'...)
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: Marian on 05/05/07 at 3:47 pm
yeah, and i'm wondering if it was really "accidental"
You think she committed suicide? ???
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: Doc Brown on 05/06/07 at 2:31 pm
:D
"You son of a motherless goat!"
--El Guapo
No offense Max, but that quote should be ascribed to Lucky Day. That's what he called El Guapo!
"You will die like dogs!"
-El Guapo
Your Pal,
Doc
8)
Subject: Re: Rose the goat ‘wife’ chokes to death on a plastic bag
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/06/07 at 6:29 pm
No offense Max, but that quote should be ascribed to Lucky Day. That's what he called El Guapo!
"You will die like dogs!"
-El Guapo
Your Pal,
Doc
8)
Oh, that's right.
"Son of a motherless goat? What does that mean?
"I think that means if...."
"Shut up!"
The die like dogs quote is from when the Amigos think El Guapo's gang is part of the act:
"Tell us we'll die like dogs."
"You WILL die like dogs!"
"No, we will not die like dogs, will fight like lions! Because we are THE THREE AMIGOS!"
"I like these guys. They are funny guys! Just shoot one of them."
"Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you."
"So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?"
"Tonight, or I will kill her!"
"Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo."
"I would rather die first!"
"Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?"
"No."
"Good. Neither does El Guapo."