Micheal Jackson plans giant 50ft laser-firing robot in Vegas desert...

http://music-news.com/ShowNews.asp?nItemID=13535

Oh well, I guess we shouldn't be surprised, its Vegas....as long as their aren't any young unsupervised children robots around... ::)

God, is there no end to his vanity?

Micheal Jackson plans giant 50ft laser-firing robot in Vegas desert...

http://music-news.com/ShowNews.asp?nItemID=13535

Oh well, I guess we shouldn't be surprised, its Vegas....as long as their aren't any young unsupervised children robots around... ::)
maybe he'll have a robot Llama


God, is their no end to his vanity?
what happened to the "We Are The World"  Michael, I liked that MJ

maybe he'll have a robot Llama
rats. beat me to it. >:(

Maybe it'll go berserk and shoot a laser at Michael, thereby melting him.

it'll probably be a child-snatching robot.

You know why Michael Jackson likes Las Vegas so much?  Cause there, you can hit on 16

You know why Michael Jackson likes Las Vegas so much?  Cause there, you can hit on 16



He likes 'em younger than that.




Maybe it'll go berserk and shoot a laser at Michael, thereby melting him.



One can only hope.

He likes 'em younger than that.


This is true yes, but it wouldn't make as good of a joke if he hits on 7 :D

This is true yes, but it wouldn't make as good of a joke if he hits on 7 :D
in craps don't you win on 7 or 11?

in craps don't you win on 7 or 11?



Yep.  Jacko found a new game!

in craps don't you win on 7 or 11?


Craps, 7 year old and Michael Jackson.  For some reason, those three things scarily go well together ;D

Craps, 7 year old and Michael Jackson.  For some reason, those three things scarily go well together ;D



Hey, if Jacko was coming toward your butt, you'd sh*t yourself too.

Oh god....this thread if frickin' hilarious. ;D

Hey, if Jacko was coming toward your butt, you'd sh*t yourself too.


;D

He wouldn't come near me, I'm much too old for him lol

Although this reminds me of McDonalds.  The last burger I last ate there tasted like 48 year old meat inside 29 year old buns

Maybe it'll go berserk and shoot a laser at Michael, thereby melting him.

Like you could tell before from after!  This is a guy whose nose falls off from time to time!
:D

Out of interest just who exactly is going to pay for this??

Out of interest just who exactly is going to pay for this??


More importantly....who would PAY to see this?

Out of interest just who exactly is going to pay for this??



More than likely he will.  I can't see people agreeing to waste their tax dollars on this.

More than likely he will.  I can't see people agreeing to waste their tax dollars on this.


You'd be surprised. There are some sick people out there.

You'd be surprised. There are some sick people out there.



True dat.  But I think he knows that if he wants this monstrosity, he'll have to pay for it himself.

How stupid.  I hate robots.

How stupid.  I hate robots.
they've never had anything but nice things to say about you.

they've never had anything but nice things to say about you.


Like how good I would be for a snack?  They're like dummies.  Nothing is scarier than a dummy.

Out of interest just who exactly is going to pay for this??
the beatles. :(

In the year 2122, Michael Jacksonbot 2000, in embark on a world tour. But not before, taking over the world.  ;D

But I understood he was bankrupt............

But I understood he was bankrupt............

Ah, yes. That what he wanted us all to think....
He was hording his money to make the VegasJackson Robot all the time.

Besides, nobody is really bankrupt in Vegas...

More importantly....who would PAY to see this?

Pay?  They'll see it for free...and they'll have no choice!  A 50-foot Jacko robot with lasers for eyes? Every incoming flight will get a birds-eye view! 
"You wanted to ignore me....but now you can't!  Mua-hahahaha!" 
It's...it's...it's diabolical!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/firedevil.gif


the beatles. :(

"Jacko in the skies with lasers!"

"Michael, we're not going to fight about this..."
"Paul, I think I told you, I'm a fifty-foot robot in the desert not a fighter!"
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/toothy3.gif

That settles it: If there's ever an inthe00's real-life meeting, it's gotta be in Vegas. Get a few drinks in me, tia, Davey Thrashmister and whomever else wants to tag along, I'm sure we could think of all kinds of creative ways to vandalize Michael Jackson's robot.  ;D ;D ;D