if anyone out there has tivo or any of those other fancy cable services and can go back and record last night's entertianment tonight and send it to me you will own me body and soul for the rest of my life. you may use and abuse me as you will, i will be your dog.

you'll never guess who the guest was!

if anyone out there has tivo or any of those other fancy cable services and can go back and record last night's entertianment tonight and send it to me you will own me body and soul for the rest of my life. you may use and abuse me as you will, i will be your dog.

you'll never guess who the guest was!



Typo or subliminal hint?

if anyone out there has tivo or any of those other fancy cable services and can go back and record last night's entertianment tonight and send it to me you will own me body and soul for the rest of my life. you may use and abuse me as you will, i will be your dog.

you'll never guess who the guest was!


We have a DVR, but it won't let you go back - you can only record future shows, which sucks, because I've always wanted a dog.

We have a DVR, but it won't let you go back - you can only record future shows, which sucks, because I've always wanted a dog.
jacks informs me they're probably gonna replay it, so looks like everyone has missed their chance to own me body and soul.

well, except for this one person who can have me body and soul regardless.

jacks informs me they're probably gonna replay it, so looks like everyone has missed their chance to own me body and soul.

well, except for this one person who can have me body and soul regardless.


Alfred?

Alfred?
baaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHhhhhh...

So who was the guest?

So who was the guest?
you'll never guess!

so i went out at 1 am last night and set the vcr and everything, only to discover that when the tards at CBS say "1 am sunday," they actually mean "1 am monday."

um... duh?

well, i just woke my ass up at 1 am to go tape ET and it was a full hour of anna nicole smith coverage. no tia. it was tialess.

oh, well, it's not on the online archives either, for some reason.

dude, what's with anna nicole's breasts? theyre like, huge. ridiculously so. it's not even hot.

No fair.  I don't get a chance to own you

actually, i'm back in the running. i wasnt able to tape it and it wasnt in the online archives so anyone who can provide me with a copy of the latest kim richards interview on ET (i think it aired friday night?) can have me. shipping and handling included.

http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/InsideFox/Detail?contentId=2668140&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=5.2.1

wow, it's the end of an era. i found it.

http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/InsideFox/Detail?contentId=2668140&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=5.2.1

wow, it's the end of an era. i found it.




Someone I know....and I won't mention names.....will wear that clip out.  I mean at some point it's going to scream "MERCY!"

Someone I know....and I won't mention names.....will wear that clip out.  I mean at some point it's going to scream "MERCY!"
nah, i'm totally over kim richards now. i'm into deborah gibson these days.

dude, tia's not shy with the low-scoop blouses these days, is she? :o daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

If you got 'em, flaunt 'em.  She still looks really good for her age, and at least she's not dressed like she who shall remain nameless but is sadly related to Tia.

funny thing is my computer's not even wired for sound. i won't be able to llisten to it till later. :(

if anyone out there has tivo or any of those other fancy cable services and can go back and record last night's entertianment tonight and send it to me you will own me body and soul for the rest of my life. you may use and abuse me as you will, i will be your dog.

you'll never guess who the guest was!



If I just ask you nicely to be my love slave for eternity....will that work?

dag! i should have been a plumber.

omg, that interviewer chick really made an ass out of herself, with the lindsay lohan comment right off the bat and the whole calling it "escape FROM witch mountain" thing. duh. and the question about her mom's death is totally off base, that happened way after she dropped out of show biz.

dude, what's with her saying she set her horse free in the desert? is that a really cool thing to do? or is it inhumane? that kinda made me do a doubletake.

that's cool she's looking at doing more stuff, though. she looks good, that's for sure.

If I just ask you nicely to be my love slave for eternity....will that work?
;)

you already got your boy though.

;)

you already got your boy though.



so that's an enthusiastic yes!

you'll never guess!

so i went out at 1 am last night and set the vcr and everything, only to discover that when the tards at CBS say "1 am sunday," they actually mean "1 am monday."

um... duh?

That's one of my pet peeves.  I'm anal about that.  I don't care if it's 12:03 a.m., it's Sunday, not Saturday!  That's strictly for measured time itself.  I still call 1:00 a.m. "night."  For me "night" becomes "day" at 3:00 a.m. sharp.  2:43 a.m. is "night."  3:13 a.m. is "morning."  My rules, I make 'em up.

There used to be a cafe in Cambridge that had a sign reading:
HOURS
11:00 a.m -- 12:00 p.m.

I walked in at 11:15 and asked, "why are you only open one hour a day?:  They guy looked at me like I was an idiot!
:D

Annie Hall: So you wanna go into the movie or what?
Alvy Singer: No, I can't go into a movie that's already started, because I'm anal.
Annie Hall: That's a polite word for what you are.

Annie Hall: So you wanna go into the movie or what?
Alvy Singer: No, I can't go into a movie that's already started, because I'm anal.
Annie Hall: That's a polite word for what you are.
awesome! someone who doesn't see the day as beginning and ending at midnight is just not on the same planet as me.

on a related note, imagine how freaked out i was when i learned half the people around me deem the week as beginning on sunday instead of monday. it's like we're all living in different realities, it's WEIRD. :o

on a related note, imagine how freaked out i was when i learned half the people around me deem the week as beginning on sunday instead of monday. it's like we're all living in different realities, it's WEIRD. :o


Yeah, that bothers me, too. But did you know that the timekeeping function of the Unix operating system marks Sunday as the first day of the week? And that seems to be the case with most computer-related operations that I've encountered.

It would seem that marking Sunday as the first day of the week is the generally accepted convention. Scary...  :o

well, except for this one person who can have me body and soul regardless.


Hi darling.