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Subject: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Jessica on 02/06/07 at 6:18 pm

Wow.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/index.html

Thoughts?

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/06/07 at 6:59 pm

I love the part where she wore a diaper the whole time so she wouldn't have to stop to use the bathroom.  I mean, a grown adult woman with no incontinence problems wearing a DIAPER. 

That's the only humor I can find in this.  Beat her ass with a rubber hose.

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Red Ant on 02/06/07 at 7:15 pm


I love the part where she wore a diaper the whole time so she wouldn't have to stop to use the bathroom.  I mean, a grown adult woman with no incontinence problems wearing a DIAPER. 

"It is standard procedure for astronauts to wear diapers when they suit up for launch and re-entry."  ::)

Navy Cmdr. Bill Oefelein must have given her a little something something that was out of this world!  :D

I loved Michaels Coates' quote:

"We are deeply saddened by this tragic event. The charges against Lisa Nowak are serious ones that must be decided by the judicial system. She is officially on 30-day leave and has been removed from flight status and all mission-related activities. We will continue to monitor developments in the case."

translation:

"We are deeply embarassed by this bizarre event. The charges against Lisa Nowak are serious ones that must be decided by the judicial system. Her career as an astronaut is officially over, and we're not letting this psycho near so much as a paper airplane ever again. We'll continue to act like we care."





Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Tia on 02/06/07 at 7:35 pm

i like her. i'm going to write her fan letters in prison.

so... basically it sounds like she had a shouting fit and maced this chick. and they get her up on an attempted murder charge? okay, she had a bunch of weird crap in her car but she was obviously on some othello-style jealousy freakout. did i miss something? did she really hurt this woman? or did they just nab her while she was lovecrazed and making a string of horrendously bad decisions? i didn't read every word of the article so it's conceivable i missed the part where she started stabbing the girl with a ballpoint pen or something.

it's funny, one of the things they train you for to be an astronaut is to be extremely sane and level-headed.

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Jessica on 02/06/07 at 9:12 pm

I just feel awful for her husband and kids. Can you imagine finding out that your wife is cheating on you and plotting horrendous acts and then having them splashed all over the country? Yikes.

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/06/07 at 9:55 pm


"It is standard procedure for astronauts to wear diapers when they suit up for launch and re-entry."  ::)

Navy Cmdr. Bill Oefelein must have given her a little something something that was out of this world!  :D

I loved Michaels Coates' quote:

"We are deeply saddened by this tragic event. The charges against Lisa Nowak are serious ones that must be decided by the judicial system. She is officially on 30-day leave and has been removed from flight status and all mission-related activities. We will continue to monitor developments in the case."

translation:

"We are deeply embarassed by this bizarre event. The charges against Lisa Nowak are serious ones that must be decided by the judicial system. Her career as an astronaut is officially over, and we're not letting this psycho near so much as a paper airplane ever again. We'll continue to act like we care."










Umm, was she in an astronaut suit on a space shuttle at the time?  No she wasn't.  Hence her driving around town in a DIAPER is funny.

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: KKay on 02/07/07 at 12:00 am


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it's funny, one of the things they train you for to be an astronaut is to be extremely sane and level-headed.


i said the same thing...i think it read that she still gets to work there. she's too flighty to be a janitor!  stay on her good side or she will eject you into space.

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/07/07 at 12:30 am

Apparently some of our astronauts aren't getting enough 'tang.  :o :o :o

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/07/07 at 8:57 am

It sounds like a idea for a chessy bad film!  ;D

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/07/07 at 9:22 am

Well, she had gone into space...it is entirely possible that she encountered the potentially deadly Psi 2000 virus, which will affect the Enterprise's crew in the 23rd Century in the episode "The Naked Time"....

http://xs52.xs.to/pics/05436/sulu-gaydar.png

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Jessica on 02/07/07 at 9:39 am


Well, she had gone into space...it is entirely possible that she encountered the potentially deadly Psi 2000 virus, which will affect the Enterprise's crew in the 23rd Century in the episode "The Naked Time"....

http://xs52.xs.to/pics/05436/sulu-gaydar.png


You're such a nerd. :)

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/07/07 at 9:57 am


You're such a nerd. :)
I was thinking the same thing :D

I guess she did sorta' freak out after the Columbia accident :-\\

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: jackas on 02/07/07 at 1:11 pm


Well, she had gone into space...it is entirely possible that she encountered the potentially deadly Psi 2000 virus, which will affect the Enterprise's crew in the 23rd Century in the episode "The Naked Time"....

http://xs52.xs.to/pics/05436/sulu-gaydar.png


Aaaahahahahaha.....George is cool. ;D

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Jessica on 02/07/07 at 3:22 pm


Aaaahahahahaha.....George is cool. ;D


Here:



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu.jpg





http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu2.jpg

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/07/07 at 3:22 pm


Here:



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu.jpg





http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu2.jpg




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: jackas on 02/07/07 at 4:08 pm


Here:



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu.jpg





http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu2.jpg


OMG  LOL I totally missed this!  :D 

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: zcrito on 02/07/07 at 5:36 pm


Wow.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/index.html

Thoughts?


Haven't you ever had a really bad Love Jones for someone ?
;D


I couldn't account for
My actions after all
And knowing the way I feel
Knowing that you should
Be mine all the time

But you see
I not only want you, baby
I need you

And the need is so strong
It's almost like that of a junkie
In other words, baby
I just got to have you
Listen to me, darling
Please, listen to me

Love Jones, I got a Love Jones
I got a Love Jones for you
Love Jones, I got a Love Jones
I got a Love Jones for you


-- Brighter Side Of Darkness

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/07/07 at 6:17 pm


Here:



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu.jpg





http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu2.jpg


I love you.

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/07/07 at 9:22 pm


Here:



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu.jpg





http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sulu2.jpg


;D

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/07/07 at 10:05 pm

People from all walks of life melt down and go bonkers.  There's no law that says it can't happen to astronaut.  Given the tiny number of astronauts and the rigorous requirements one must meet to become an astronaut, it is just extremely unlikely to have an astronaut behaving like a Springer Show guest.

Improbabilities--which one is higher:
a. Finding intelligent life on another planet.
b. One female astronaut driving 900 miles in a diaper to kill another female astronaut over the affections of a male astronaut?

A matter of perspective, I guess.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_scratch.gif

NASA villains:

The prediction:
HAL-900 computer

The fruition:
LISA NOWAK-900 miles

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vogel.gif

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: jackas on 02/07/07 at 11:35 pm

LOL  My husband and I just got into a huge fight over this topic.  Apparently he cannot stand the fact that I don't feel bad for this woman.



Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/08/07 at 5:28 am

The girl who was the victim in this episode, Colleen Shipman, is a fellow graduate of Center Area High School in Pennsylvania.

Shucks, we used to be known as the home of Joe Letteri,  four-time Oscar winner and Bob Trimble, voice of the Buffalo Sabres.  Now all of that is cast aside for Colleen Shipman and her role in the passion play "Lust in Space".  Heh heh...

Subject: Re: Astronaut Accused of Love Triangle Plot.

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/10/07 at 9:56 am

We seriously can't make this sh*t up, so we'll just take the true story and make a movie out of it

:D :D :D

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