Apparently now, his ego will grow to the size of Montana....  ::)

This is my favorite part.....

As for why Cruise has been dubbed the

Geez, his ego will definately get even bigger

I miss the good old days of the 80s and 90s when Tom Cruise was just an ordinary poipular actor who appeared in hit films.  Now, he's in the news so much, I can't stand to look at him anymore.  lol

Gads, at least Jesus was humble. :P

I am starting to like the South Park spoof of Tom Cruise, more and more!

"Help us Tom Cruise.... You're are only hope!"

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Chosen one?  For what?  The Pokemon contest?

LMFAO.  ;D

Tom is a tool, among many other things I won't say here.  I assure you "Chosen One" is not among those words.

http://www.xenu.net

Everything you wanted to know about Cruise's UFO cult, but for which you didn't want to pay $360,000.

what a crock of sh!t....this guy makes me ill. ::)

what a crock of sh!t....this guy makes me ill. ::)



Hopefully when the aliens are anal probing him, they'll go too deep, knick his brain and he'll be a drooling moron forever. 


Oh wait....he already is.  Damn.

Hopefully when the aliens are anal probing him, they'll go too deep, knick his brain and he'll be a drooling moron forever. 


Oh wait....he already is.  Damn.



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^ Hey!  Don't insult Patrick!

^ Hey!  Don't insult Patrick!


ya know....I did kind of feel bad after posting that...I mean, what an insult to the big pink loveable guy. :-\\ :D

So he like's Keanu Reeve's charecter from The Matrix?  ;D

Boy, if that's the case then I'd sure hate to be around for the Second Coming.  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU

Dare I comment or will the wrath of harmonica smite me where I sit for insulting Tom?? 

Dare I comment or will the wrath of harmonica smite me where I sit for insulting Tom?? 


And for those who want to relive it

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,16529.0.html

Dare I comment or will the wrath of harmonica smite me where I sit for insulting Tom?? 
eh, he's not here anymore.....let the insults fly ;D

Dare I comment or will the wrath of harmonica smite me where I sit for insulting Tom?? 


Insult both of them. They're both morons who blindly follow a faith without regard for any other person of any other denomination.

They should get together. They're well suited for each other. And we all know that they are gay.

As Obi Wan once said....

"Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

Oh, Jesus Christ!!!  Opps, I mean Oh, Tom Cruise!!! ::)  Great now I've gotta get used to saying that.

Dare I comment or will the wrath of harmonica smite me where I sit for insulting Tom?? 



I was thinking the same thing. I would love to see Harmonica's reaction to this one.  ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Tom Cruise is gayer than Liberace's underwear.  I wonder how much he paid the sperm donor to knock up his victim.... I mean, his wife.

He's crazy. There's only one Chosen one and he's not announcing when he's returning.

He's crazy. There's only one Chosen one and he's not announcing when he's returning.


Elvis! ;D

I was thinking the same thing. I would love to see Harmonica's reaction to this one.  ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat
Good point! One of his hero's declaring he is really his other hero, he'd probably implode.  ;D

;D

Chosen one?  For what?  The Pokemon contest?

That's what I thought when I saw this thread.  Not Pokemon, but the human tiddlywinks pageant or something.

Ya know Tom's not going to settle for just being a Christ-like figure for Scientology.  He's going to want his own religion.  Wonder what the dogma's going to be???

"Mission: Impossible is the greatest movie ever."

Ya know Tom's not going to settle for just being a Christ-like figure for Scientology.  He's going to want his own religion.  Wonder what the dogma's going to be???

What dogma: OK, I'll be a teenage heartthroab for a few years and then turn into an unbearable azz()le.  That's a might big congregation there!"
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What dogma: OK, I'll be a teenage heartthroab for a few years and then turn into an unbearable azz()le.  That's a might big congregation there!"
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Try telling him that!!! ::)

Try telling him that!!! ::)


Tom doesn't care what I tell him!  You don't tell the Annointed one, he tells you!
I know, they always say "Get high on God, not drugs."  How do you know when you're really high?  I dunno.  How do you know if there's really God? I dunno, but Tom has made up his mind.  How many millions did the church of L.Ron Hubbard pick outta this guy's pockets?  Now he walks around, and it's like, "Who do you think you are, Joe Lieberman?"

Ask Matt Lauer, he knows all well off hand.  ::)

Ask Matt Lauer, he knows all well off hand.  ::)


Matt Lauer bites a big one, IMO!
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::)

What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me
Turn around quick, and start to run
Find out I'm THE CHOSEN ONE!
Ohhhh noooooo!

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I have to say while Tom Cruise is getting more and more annoying...he is still gorgeous! ;D LOL OK, unrelated to the topic I know. I actually was surprised when I read in the newspaper that he is considered the next Messiah for Scientology. It's like...they are breaking one of the Ten Commandments at least, "Thou shall not have any other Gods but me." I don't know what is wrong with Tom. He shouldn't have done this. He is not very popular at the moment and he is just making things worse for himself.

I have to say while Tom Cruise is getting more and more annoying...he is still gorgeous!




I've never found him to be anything special. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/sleepy1.gif

I have to say while Tom Cruise is getting more and more annoying...he is still gorgeous! ;D LOL OK, unrelated to the topic I know. I actually was surprised when I read in the newspaper that he is considered the next Messiah for Scientology. It's like...they are breaking one of the Ten Commandments at least, "Thou shall not have any other Gods but me." I don't know what is wrong with Tom. He shouldn't have done this. He is not very popular at the moment and he is just making things worse for himself.



People who don't believe in God, don't follow the commandments.  Scientology believes in aliens and some dude named Xenu.


And he's butt-ugly.

Nick Nolte mug shot ugly?  ;D

Nick Nolte mug shot ugly?  ;D



Michael Jackson mug shot ugly.  ;D

I hear Katie's having a hard time finding work, I wonder why...........................

I hear Katie's having a hard time finding work, I wonder why...........................


He won't let her do any work.  The pain in the arse has to be in control of everything. :P

I have to say while Tom Cruise is getting more and more annoying...he is still gorgeous! ;D LOL



I used to think he was good looking but his inner "beauty" (or lack there of) comes through and I find him very unattractive.




Cat

I used to really Tom Cruise... but I lost interest somehow.  :-\\

Apparently, so have lots of others.

People who don't believe in God, don't follow the commandments.  Scientology believes in aliens and some dude named Xenu.




Tom is more of a Moses for Xenu than a Jesus!
:D





Christians believe in an old man who lives in the clouds and he's got a list of ten rules and if you break those rules he can send you to burn in a fire forever and ever but if you follow all those rules you get to live in the clouds forever and ever with the old man....

^George Carlin does that sketch better, so leave it to him.

^George Carlin does that sketch better, so leave it to him.

George most certainly does!

He won't let her do any work.  The pain in the arse has to be in control of everything. :P
No it's not that, apparently no studios will touch her because of the scientology thing..............

Tom Cruise is gayer than Liberace's underwear.  I wonder how much he paid the sperm donor to knock up his victim.... I mean, his wife.
I think he just went into the closet with his copy of PlayGirl and filled a cup.....I wonder how much he paid Katie to let him have her artificially inseminated knock her up? :o

So I guess on the eight day, Tom made Top Gun..... And it was good?  ;D

No it's not that, apparently no studios will touch her because of the scientology thing..............

The Church of Scientology is loaded, plus they've got a whole raft of bigtime celebrities in their congregation.  The church should found its own movie studios.  They could make "The Passion of L. Ron" or something.  Travolta and Cruise could have a rasslin' match to decide who gets to lay the big guy!
:D


I think he just went into the closet with his copy of PlayGirl and filled a cup.....I wonder how much he paid Katie to let him have her artificially inseminated knock her up? :o

You just made me picture Tom Cruise with a studpuppy mag and a Dixie cup doing---that.  Eeeeeew!  Barf me out, gag me with a spoon!
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I'm with you on that one...

I feel like I just have been violated.....  ;D

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I think he just went into the closet with his copy of PlayGirl and filled a cup.....I wonder how much he paid Katie to let him have her artificially inseminated knock her up? :o



A lot, apparently.  This chick is dead in the eyes.  He's probably got her on drugs.  Either that, or she's getting a sh*tload of hush money to keep the secrets of the alien cult to herself.

A lot, apparently.  This chick is dead in the eyes.  He's probably got her on drugs.  Either that, or she's getting a sh*tload of hush money to keep the secrets of the alien cult to herself.


It's the herpes...it's farked with her head.

It's the herpes...it's farked with her head.



I have to wonder why she'd voluntarily want to get involved with this.  I mean, she goes from a God-fearing Catholic to a Scientologist?  Just how does one make that leap?  The only way her parents would go to the "wedding" was if a Catholic priest was there, and I read somewhere that Tom was really reticent to allow that. 

I mean, I know love conquers all and whatnot, but there isn't enough love that would make me get involved with someone who was a Scientologist.  Read up on Lisa McPherson if you get a chance.  This sh*t is SCARY.

Maybe Xenu gave Tom one of those brain crawling worm things like Khan used on Chekov in Star Trek II.

Maybe Xenu gave Tom one of those brain crawling worm things like Khan used on Chekov in Star Trek II.



After reading up on some of the things Scientology believes in, I wouldn't put it past them.  I read that Jennifer Lopez wants to use Scientology to help her get knocked up.....and hubby ain't happy about that.

A lot, apparently.  This chick is dead in the eyes.  He's probably got her on drugs.  Either that, or she's getting a sh*tload of hush money to keep the secrets of the alien cult to herself.
Come on, Beth, Didn't you hear his rant on drugs?  It's an "herbal supplement" ;)

The Church of Scientology is loaded, plus they've got a whole raft of bigtime celebrities in their congregation.  The church should found its own movie studios.  They could make "The Passion of L. Ron" or something.  Travolta and Cruise could have a rasslin' match to decide who gets to lay the big guy!
:D
You just made me picture Tom Cruise with a studpuppy mag and a Dixie cup doing---that.  Eeeeeew!  Barf me out, gag me with a spoon!
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The alternative thought as to where he "deposited" (and retrieved) his sperm is much grosser ;)

Maybe Xenu gave Tom one of those brain crawling worm things like Khan used on Chekov in Star Trek II.


Maybe.....

A lot, apparently.  This chick is dead in the eyes.  He's probably got her on drugs.  Either that, or she's getting a sh*tload of hush money to keep the secrets of the alien cult to herself.


"Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces."

... just a little something that comes to mind every time a clam offers me a free personality test. 

So, your saying that they are actually..... sharks?  ;D