Latest on the Brit-watch and Paris-watch news wires:

Reports state that Britney and Paris went out on the town in Vegas the other night for a raucous night of drinking, smoking, and carousing. "Girls' ight Out"

At some point along the way, Britney took off her pants and hit the dance floor in her panty hose.

Britney is baaaaaaaaaack!!!  ;D

ya, while the beatch is out "livin' it up"....where are her 2 children? with a nanny? with Kfed? she's no better than her husband....neither of them deserve to be parents.

ya, while the beatch is out "livin' it up"....where are her 2 children? with a nanny? with Kfed? she's no better than her husband....neither of them deserve to be parents.


Tam said I'm allowed to use the word SKANK.  So, they're both skanks.  As for those poor kids, apparently Britney has yet to realize sometimes a Mother needs to make sacrifices.  Such as growing -up! ::)

Who cares?  She's celebrating divorcing K-Fed....if that was me, I'd be doing more than that.  This hardly makes her a bad mother.  She's not June Cleaver, but I wouldn't rank her up there with Joan Crawford just yet.

Who cares?  She's celebrating divorcing K-Fed....if that was me, I'd be doing more than that. 

HECK YEAH.  Britney has alot of partying to catch up on.  ;)

Big time....  ;D

Who cares?  She's celebrating divorcing K-Fed....if that was me, I'd be doing more than that.  This hardly makes her a bad mother.  She's not June Cleaver, but I wouldn't rank her up there with Joan Crawford just yet.

I don't think the "Leave it to Beaver" pun I had in mind here is allowed!
:-X

Q. Why does Britney Speares where pantyhose?
A. It's a rhetorical question.

I don't like either of these two no brainers, but when it comes to a girls night out when all hell breaks lose, well I can't throw any stones there, who here can???

I don't like either of these two no brainers, but when it comes to a girls night out when all hell breaks lose, well I can't throw any stones there, who here can???



I can't.  There's nothing wrong with blowing off a little steam, and I'm sure the media, like always, totally exaggerated it.

If you're rich and good-looking and get into the chic clubs, you can do whatever you want.  Some bum like me drops trou in public, I'd get arrested.  There is a double standard here, as everywhere!

If you're rich and good-looking and get into the chic clubs, you can do whatever you want.  Some bum like me drops trou in public, I'd get arrested.  There is a double standard here, as everywhere!


You're not a hot twenty something woman though. So it's not really a double standard unless a man does it and gets away with it.

Unless there's something you're not telling us, Max. :o

You're not a hot twenty something woman though. So it's not really a double standard unless a man does it and gets away with it.


That would make it a single standard.  Tolarance for misconduct rises with the fame, wealth, and sex appeal of the perpetrator.

I don't know if anybody knows, but there are pics of Britney upskirt floating around on the internet wearing nothing underneath, they supposedly are real. She's getting just like Paris Hilton now.

I don't know if anybody knows, but there are pics of Britney upskirt floating around on the internet wearing nothing underneath, they supposedly are real. She's getting just like Paris Hilton now.

I've seen both Paris and Britney, and you don't have to go to far afield to find them.  I was hoping there would be something of the Bush twins when that guy stole Barbara's cell phone in Buenes Aires, or maybe a security cam tape of the two of them running though ho'tel corridor buck naked on their 25th birthdays. 
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I don't like either of these two no brainers, but when it comes to a girls night out when all hell breaks lose, well I can't throw any stones there, who here can???
I don't think any mother can.....after all, I'm sure we've ALL left our kids with a babysitter/grandparent/nanny/responsible person from time to time when we want to go somewhere without them and anyone who says they haven't either a)has no life of their own or b)is flat out LYING!!!

Your teacher can't stop me,
Your preacher can't stop me,
I'm gonna take off my pants!

--Randy Newman

I don't think any mother can.....after all, I'm sure we've ALL left our kids with a babysitter/grandparent/nanny/responsible person from time to time when we want to go somewhere without them and anyone who says they haven't either a)has no life of their own or b)is flat out LYING!!!



Oh, I've definitely left Vaughn with a babysitter (either my parents, sister, or his other grandma)...but my going out is a LOT different than Britney's. :D

I will say this.........................I'm tired of seeing Britney's poon.  Cover that thing up, ho!

Is it just me, or is Britney's sex tape nothing more than a publicity stunt?  I mean, it's worked for others, why not her?  The whole thing seems a little too orchestrated to me.

Is it just me, or is Britney's sex tape nothing more than a publicity stunt?  I mean, it's worked for others, why not her?  The whole thing seems a little too orchestrated to me.



Well, according to her and Cletus, there is no sex tape.  I'm just tired of reading my trashy celeb gossip blogs and seeing her vajayjay everywhere.

Well, according to her and Cletus, there is no sex tape.  I'm just tired of reading my trashy celeb gossip blogs and seeing her vajayjay everywhere.


I haven't seen any pics up her skirt, but I saw a little snipit of the tape.  It looks like her to me.  ::)


"Cletus..." ;D

I haven't seen any pics up her skirt, but I saw a little snipit of the tape.  It looks like her to me.  ::)


"Cletus..." ;D


I haven't either but they say it's going around the net. 

she's just pissing me off now...I mean, there's a thing with going out with the girls once in awhile....celebrating that you are no longer with a jerk, etc...but come on! ::)  She's supposedly been out partying every night with Paris and Lindsay Lohan....acting a fool....so, I'm thinking...who is taking care of her two kids? I mean, ok...go out every once in a while....nobody is gonna condemn that, but jeez louise...she's taking it a "bit" too far. ::)  If there were no kids in the picture...I would say, "hey, to each his/her own....more power to her"....but, there are 2 kids who are so young and need their mother to act like a mother...not a party girl tramp. ::)

she's just pissing me off now...I mean, there's a thing with going out with the girls once in awhile....celebrating that you are no longer with a jerk, etc...but come on! ::)  She's supposedly been out partying every night with Paris and Lindsay Lohan....acting a fool....so, I'm thinking...who is taking care of her two kids? I mean, ok...go out every once in a while....nobody is gonna condemn that, but jeez louise...she's taking it a "bit" too far. ::)  If there were no kids in the picture...I would say, "hey, to each his/her own....more power to her"....but, there are 2 kids who are so young and need their mother to act like a mother...not a party girl tramp. ::)

Those three brains together couldn't order Chinese take-out!
::)

I see Britney had herself a C-section!

I see Britney had herself a C-section!



Everyone knows this; it was well publicized.  She was scared of labor pains.

I've seen both Paris and Britney, and you don't have to go to far afield to find them.  I was hoping there would be something of the Bush twins when that guy stole Barbara's cell phone in Buenes Aires, or maybe a security cam tape of the two of them running though ho'tel corridor buck naked on their 25th birthdays. 
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Max, I commend you on your proper use of the language.  The term is indeed, as you have so eloquently put it, "buck naked" and not "butt naked".

You are clearly a man of refinement, and a connoisseur of fine wine and cigars.  ;)

I will say this.........................I'm tired of seeing Britney's poon.  Cover that thing up, ho!


I'll cut her some slack.  Seeing as she is the young mother of two young children no doubt she is very busy balancing motherhood with her burgeoning career.  What harried mother has NOT forgotten to put on her undies before going for a jaunt in an exoticar before?

I did see one of the pics and in it (before Britay flashed the goods), Paris is clearly looking at Brit, with her eyes aimed at *ahem* the zone.  My money says this was planned...  ;)

why do i suspect briney has enough domestic help to render the task of childrearing manageable?

Max, I commend you on your proper use of the language.  The term is indeed, as you have so eloquently put it, "buck naked" and not "butt naked".

You are clearly a man of refinement, and a connoisseur of fine wine and cigars.   ;)

Actually, I smoke Dorals and only buy the wine on the bottom shelf with the handle on the bottles!
:-\\

I'd always heard "stark naked" or "buck naked" until the late '80s (as in "all the girls will get butt naked and ****")  Long before Seinfeld made the reference, I thought Buck Naked would be the perfect name for a male pornstar!

Actually, I smoke Dorals and only buy the wine on the bottom shelf with the handle on the bottles!
:-\\

I'd always heard "stark naked" or "buck naked" until the late '80s (as in "all the girls will get butt naked and ****")  Long before Seinfeld made the reference, I thought Buck Naked would be the perfect name for a male pornstar!

oo, when i smoked i used to smoke dorals a lot. particularly after name brands started costing more than a second mortgage.

on a similar note, the sayings "it cannot be overstated" and "it cannot be understated" -- nobody ever uses them right anymore. they always use them in the opposite sense of how they mean it. and my irritation at this cannot be udnerstated. i mean over.

One thing that has to be said is that Britney's waxing technician is pretty good at what she does.

I bet her business is gonna boom for the next few months.

;D ;D

One thing that has to be said is that Britney's waxing technician is pretty good at what she does.

I bet her business is gonna boom for the next few months.

;D ;D



Actually her waxer sucks. 

Actually her waxer sucks. 


Didn't know Britney swung both ways.  Guess that solves the problem of K-Fed talking indiscreetly about farking a bag of antlers. (No, wait, Lohan's the bag of antlers.  Never mind!)

In the meantime, who are "Pants" and "Dances", and are they anything like the guy nicknamed "Chunks" that Paris blew?

Everyone knows this; it was well publicized.  She was scared of labor pains.

The C-section is preferable  to both patients and OB/GYN's for numerous reasons.  I was just saying I didn't hear about it, I saw it.
;)


oo, when i smoked i used to smoke dorals a lot. particularly after name brands started costing more than a second mortgage.

on a similar note, the sayings "it cannot be overstated" and "it cannot be understated" -- nobody ever uses them right anymore. they always use them in the opposite sense of how they mean it. and my irritation at this cannot be udnerstated. i mean over.

Actually, I've never been a smoker, and just the thought of Gallo jug-handle wine makes me nauseous.  Drank half a bottle of that stuff one night when I was a kid.  Worst hangover of my life. 

It was my stepmother who smoked Dorals.  It was economical.  Dorals were cheap, and I cannot overstate how hard it is to understate how much she smoked,

Avoid cliches like the plague!

Avoid cliches like the plague!


Yes, cliches are often overused.  It's either feast or phantom.

People use these cliches and they take it for granite that people think that they are cunning linguists.

I for one could care less when people use cliches.  You know, it's six of one or have a dozen of the other.

;)

And those mixed metaphors,
a bird in the hand is worth waking up with fleas!

Dorals were cheap, and I cannot overstate how hard it is to understate how much she smoked
masterful. if engineers wrote the way you did, i'd be out of a job!