Did you guys hear about this? Supposedly Dustin Diamond (who played the geek Screech, on Saved By The Bell) has announced that he is starring in a porn movie, in order to pay off his house? Crazy. :o :D

There already is a sex tape of him and some girl floating around.  He sold the rights to it to pay off his house.

http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~vklepad/screech.jpg



... Well, THAT oughtta be attractive.

Ya, I heard that it involves him and 2 girls...and it's supposed to be really nasty....hmmm...that might be somewhat hilarious to watch. ;D

Ya, I heard that it involves him and 2 girls...and it's supposed to be really nasty....hmmm...that might be somewhat hilarious to watch. ;D



I believe a "Dirty Sanchez" was involved.

I believe a "Dirty Sanchez" was involved.



ya, I think I did hear something about that.  Ew. Gross.

Awwww the poor loser!

Hear that Screech????? That's all the respect I had for you disappearing!

ya, I think I did hear something about that.  Ew. Gross.


E.W. Gross?  Who's that?  The producer?

Do you think the guy who played Urkel is sitting somewhere and laughing at all of this?

Seems like anyone who plays a geek on TV is damned for life.  Screech, Urkel, Horshack.  They just can't escape it.

Surely it can't be worse than "John Wayne Bobbit: Uncut."

Surely it can't be worse than "John Wayne Bobbit: Uncut."



Screech is f*cking 2 women and gives one of them a Dirty Sanchez.  You make the call.

Screech is f*cking 2 women and gives one of them a Dirty Sanchez.  You make the call.


Oh lovely, and he's doing this to pay off his house? Well I guess he has to because he's not a big enough actor to star in TV show and make any money.  ;D

Oh lovely, and he's doing this to pay off his house? Well I guess he wouldn't be able to star in another TV show to pay it off.  ;D



I guess those SBTB royalty checks don't stretch like they used to.

I guess those SBTB royalty checks don't stretch like they used to.


LOL  ;D Poor Screech, nobody'll even remember him from SBTB. They'll just think of that smut video they heard (or saw) him in.

They don't call him Dustin Diamond for nothing ;D

I want to barf just thinking about it...  :o

I believe a "Dirty Sanchez" was involved.


What's dirty is that from what I have read on the web, his house was never in jeopardy.  It was all a stunt from what I hear.

What's the "dirty sanchez" part?  Is Freddy Sanchez of the Pittburgh Pirates in this film? ???  Around town his nickname is "dirty".  ???

Surely it can't be worse than "John Wayne Bobbit: Uncut."


Or his second movie, "Frankenweenie".

And he is not the first, Elizabeth Berkley stared in the NC-17 movie Showgirls, which did a lot of damage to her career.

http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~vklepad/screech.jpg



... Well, THAT oughtta be attractive.




It can't be any worse than this:


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9vLbCiKqoeituM:http://chypor.free.fr/ronjeremy.jpg


:P



Cat

It can't be any worse than this:


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9vLbCiKqoeituM:http://chypor.free.fr/ronjeremy.jpg


:P



Cat



oh man...that makes me actually wanna see Screech! :D ;D

Or his second movie, "Frankenweenie".

And he is not the first, Elizabeth Berkley stared in the NC-17 movie Showgirls, which did a lot of damage to her career.

I saw that in the theater.  I had no idea how bad it was going to be.  My friend gave me the impression it was going to be something like Atom Egoyan's movie "Exotica," which was more "artsy."  I knew within 15 minutes "Showgirls" was a Bob Guccione-type romp.  I paid full price, I was going to stay to watch the T&A!
;D

We Elizabeth Berkley's career really going anywhere anyway?

(and don't forget about Scott Schwartz!)
:P

Is there a "Porn equivalent" to Saved by the Bell???

What's the "dirty sanchez" part? 


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez


Yuk.  :o

Screech is f*cking 2 women and gives one of them a Dirty Sanchez.  You make the call.
As repellent as the idea of Screech administering a Dirty Sanchez may be, I still don't think it can beat the Bobbitt video.

One of the side effects of serving in the United States military is that you become somewhat of a porn connoisseur, and on top of that I was stationed in Germany of all places, so you can imagine I saw some pretty wild stuff back in the day. Still, the Bobbitt video was among the very worst I'd ever seen. A few years back, a couple of my redneck buddies and I decided to rent John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut out of sheer morbid curiosity, and we were all pretty repulsed by it.  I mean, his sh*t worked and everything, but if you took a hot dog and threw it in the dryer for 9 or 10 cycles you'd have a pretty good idea of what John Wayne Bobbitt's penis looks like.

screech = porn


always has in my book...




ew.

I just hope his sexual noises live up to his monikor.

One of the side effects of serving in the United States military is that you become somewhat of a porn connoisseur, and on top of that I was stationed in Germany of all places, so you can imagine I saw some pretty wild stuff back in the day.

I have a buddy who used to be stationed in Texas at an Army base back in the 60's.  One weekend he and a few chums were low on money, but one of the guys came into some money and told them to come along with them.  Since they had nothing else to do, they went along.

They went to this luxurious house just on the Mexican side of the border, and a beautiful unclothed woman walked in and said hello to all of them.













Then they brought in a donkey.  :o

Military life indeed provides the opportunities that you have mentioned.  ;)

Is there a "Porn equivalent" to Saved by the Bell???


No, and there probably won't be, because of the subject matter of the show.

Remember, the original series was about a Junior High School Teacher, and originally called "Good Morning, Miss Bliss".  The original focus was actually about Miss Bliss, played by Hayley Mills.  It only lasted one season, and was brought back with major changes as "Saved By The Bell".  The Miss Bliss character was removed, and the stories moved away from the teachers and instead focused on the students.

As they years progressed, the story moved from Junior High, to High School and eventually College.  But the High School years are the ones that people remember the most.  And because the characters are almost all obviously under the age of 18, it is simply not appropriate for a porn movie.

However, there is a subsect of "Fan Fiction" and "erotica" that does involve the show.  And these tend to fall into 2 different areas.  One of them is "Slash", having the various cast members involved in homosexual activity.  The other is pretty straight-forward erotica.  However, it is interesting to notice that in most of those, the girls end up with Screech.  I guess it is a form of "Geek Erotica".  ;D

Sceech Does Bayside. ;D

It can't be any worse than this:


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9vLbCiKqoeituM:http://chypor.free.fr/ronjeremy.jpg


:P



Cat


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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez


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I saw that in the theater.  I had no idea how bad it was going to be.  My friend gave me the impression it was going to be something like Atom Egoyan's movie "Exotica," which was more "artsy."  I knew within 15 minutes "Showgirls" was a Bob Guccione-type romp.  I paid full price, I was going to stay to watch the T&A!
;D

We Elizabeth Berkley's career really going anywhere anyway?

(and don't forget about Scott Schwartz!)
:P


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/barf.gif


As repellent as the idea of Screech administering a Dirty Sanchez may be, I still don't think it can beat the Bobbitt video.

One of the side effects of serving in the United States military is that you become somewhat of a porn connoisseur, and on top of that I was stationed in Germany of all places, so you can imagine I saw some pretty wild stuff back in the day. Still, the Bobbitt video was among the very worst I'd ever seen. A few years back, a couple of my redneck buddies and I decided to rent John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut out of sheer morbid curiosity, and we were all pretty repulsed by it.  I mean, his sh*t worked and everything, but if you took a hot dog and threw it in the dryer for 9 or 10 cycles you'd have a pretty good idea of what John Wayne Bobbitt's penis looks like.


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Man this thread is so nasty!

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Yup-that just about sums it up.  ;D ;D



Cat

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Man this thread is so nasty!


applause...your multiple puking faces are SO funny! ;D :D

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Man this thread is so nasty!


lol  ;D

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Man this thread is so nasty!


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LOL sorry.  It always makes me throw up when other people throw up ;D

Just how desperate does one have to be, to do this with Screech?  ::)

I'm surprised Screech had time to make this sex video.  I mean given his hectic work schedule ;D

;D

Quit picking on poor Screech.  I'm sure SOMEONE must find him to be a good lay. ::)

Quit picking on poor Screech.  I'm sure SOMEONE must find him to be a good lay. ::)



Well, apparently he's hung 10 large, so I would tend to agree with that.

No, and there probably won't be, because of the subject matter of the show.

Remember, the original series was about a Junior High School Teacher, and originally called "Good Morning, Miss Bliss".  The original focus was actually about Miss Bliss, played by Hayley Mills.  It only lasted one season, and was brought back with major changes as "Saved By The Bell".  The Miss Bliss character was removed, and the stories moved away from the teachers and instead focused on the students.

As they years progressed, the story moved from Junior High, to High School and eventually College.  But the High School years are the ones that people remember the most.  And because the characters are almost all obviously under the age of 18, it is simply not appropriate for a porn movie.

However, there is a subsect of "Fan Fiction" and "erotica" that does involve the show.  And these tend to fall into 2 different areas.  One of them is "Slash", having the various cast members involved in homosexual activity.  The other is pretty straight-forward erotica.  However, it is interesting to notice that in most of those, the girls end up with Screech.  I guess it is a form of "Geek Erotica".  ;D
The interesting thing is that when Miss Bliss was still on it, Belding was the principal and the school was in Indiana.....once she left, it was suddenly located in California (still with Belding as principal).










??? wait, is that too telling that I know that ???

Anyone ever see that 2001 movie "Made"?  Vince Vaughn is outside a club waiting to get in, when suddenly Dustin Diamond gets out of a car, and walks right in, and Vaughn starts screaming at the bouncer ... "You let in f*cking Screech, dude? I'm waiting and you let in Screech?  Show me where on the list it says Screech?"  ;D