http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Britney_Spears:_Everything's_a_lie

After much speculation, Britney Spears has confirmed the rumors that her baby is not named Sutton Pearce, but rather Jayden James. She also decided to come clean on everything else in her life, including her own name, age, and gender.

"I'm a man named Harold Schmutz," said Spears in a press conference. "I'm 80 years old." Click on the link for more information. This is such a shock to people everywhere.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f3/Britney_press_conference_copy.jpg

Ummm.

Sorry, I have no interest in fake news.

She said she can sing too :D

Sorry, I have no interest in fake news.



And yet you still posted in the thread. 

And yet you still posted in the thread. 

Now, you know how much Mushroom loves to keep up with the lowdown on Britney, so he was disappointed when it turned out to be a joke!
;)

Now, you know how much Mushroom loves to keep up with the lowdown on Britney, so he was disappointed when it turned out to be a joke!
;)



I'm sure he's crying himself to sleep over it.

And yet you still posted in the thread. 


Because the same user posted something similar a few weeks ago, which fooled some people in here.  I posted as a form of "disclosure", that hopefully some of the more gullible would not fall for it again.

I simply see no point to it myself.  That site is full of ugly "news", most of it insulting, obnoxious, or negative.  I have much better things to do with my life then to go around bashing people, and making up stories about them.  No matter what I think of them.

It's satire...but how do you satirize a farce?

Today's celeb gossip and current events are starting to make Jon Stewart obsolete!

'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless..'

Is that her in costume? :D

Her entire family is a sheesh stain on this country. She's a skank who deserves all the bad publicity she gets and somehow her sister gets knocked up and she's a hero. They're both awful role models and don't deserve any fame or money (but at least they're both infinitely better than K-Fed).

Her entire family is a sheesh stain on this country. She's a skank who deserves all the bad publicity she gets and somehow her sister gets knocked up and she's a hero. They're both awful role models and don't deserve any fame or money (but at least they're both infinitely better than K-Fed).


She was marketed as a skank from the impressionable age of 16.  It is no surprise she became one.  It is also no surprise she became a very troubled and confused young woman. 

I agree she and her sister are not "good role models," but since when do kids buy records (showing my age--download music) because the artists are good role models? 

I thought Boy George was at his coolest when he was being a wastoid.  Thank god I never stuck a needle in my arm!
::)

She was marketed as a skank from the impressionable age of 16.  It is no surprise she became one.  It is also no surprise she became a very troubled and confused young woman. 


For Harvest.
  - Britney's New Look, South Park, Season 12, Episode 2 (March 2008)

That face in the photo that Chris posted, is that not the dude that dances to Vengaboys' 'We Like to Party' in those Six Flags ads?