Wow....a celebrity is divorcing.  Breaking news at 11.

This is good news for guys around the world.  Sara Evans is very easy on the eyes

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But there is one question that inquring minds want to know ...

Would LyricBoy party with her? ;D


Of course I am a nothing if not a gentleman.

Ask me that question after her divorce is final.  ;)

Apparently while she was out doing her dance moves, hubby was partying with other women, soliciting perverted sex on the internet, and watching Johnny Wadd movies at home.  In her divorce filing she alleges that she found over 100 photos of him, naked and an in "aroused" state.  :o



Now see here, Evans has performed on FOX News numerous times.  Sean Hannity picked one of her songs for his radio theme.  Her style of "country music"* has been billed as downhome American music.  The above as an acurate depiction of the modern downhome Amherican husband.  If you give your Middle American husband a computer, a digital camera, and a DVD player, that's what he's gonna do!  Let little Sara move on to the next Prince Valiant.  She'll only discover the same thing!
;D

*it's not bona-fide country music, it's Top 40 pop with a slight twang.

And we haven't had any REAL country music since ladies like Tammy, Dolly and Reba! :)

REAL country music is about the struggles of the working man.  FOX country music is a tool of the military-industrial complex.

Opps, forgot about Lorretta,  "Coal Miner's Daughter".  You're right though Max.  "Country Music" today, is not Country Music. :P

Opps, forgot about Lorretta,  "Coal Miner's Daughter".  You're right though Max.  "Country Music" today, is not Country Music. :P

Ironically, Sean Hannity even misunderstood the lyrics of Evans' song "Independence Day," which he uses on his obnoxious radio show.  The song is about escaping from domestic violence.  The extant lyrics sound jingoistic if you don't understand the song.  I don't care for the song itself, and I hate Evans' singing voice.

Actually I believe "Independence Day" was done by Martina Mc Bride.  But I know what you mean.  It's all the same cr**. :)

Ironically, Sean Hannity even misunderstood the lyrics of Evans' song "Independence Day," which he uses on his obnoxious radio show.  The song is about escaping from domestic violence.  The extant lyrics sound jingoistic if you don't understand the song.  I don't care for the song itself, and I hate Evans' singing voice.



That's Martina McBride, not Sara Evans.

Actually I believe "Independence Day" was done by Martina Mc Bride.  But I know what you mean.  It's all the same cr**. :)

Oh yeah, my mistake, it was Martina.  I don't like her singing voice either!

Oh yeah, my mistake, it was Martina.  I don't like her singing voice either!



She has one of the purest voices in the genre.  You should listen to an album of her material.

REAL country music is about the struggles of the working man.  FOX country music is a tool of the military-industrial complex.


So in the bigger picture, the heinous behaviour of "Mr. Evans" can be blamed on George Bush, Rummy, and their ilk.  ;)

According to the detailed news stories about the divorce filing, hubby must be a blues/rock fan too, as he wanted to be somebody's "Back Door Man".  ;D ;D

So in the bigger picture, the heinous behaviour of "Mr. Evans" can be blamed on George Bush, Rummy, and their ilk.  ;)

Oh, no sir, Bush, Rummy, and their ilk would never tolerate such behavior!

According to the detailed news stories about the divorce filing, hubby must be a blues/rock fan too, as he wanted to be somebody's "Back Door Man".   ;D ;D


There's a lot of that among good ole country boys, too.  Don't forget the sheep!

Oh, no sir, Bush, Rummy, and their ilk would never tolerate such behavior!
There's a lot of that among good ole country boys, too.  Too forget the sheep!



Ned Beatty and the banjo guy would be proud.

;D ;D

And we've come sooo far. ;)

She has one of the purest voices in the genre.  You should listen to an album of her material.


I agree. Martina is good, although, I'd like to see her to more pop. Maybe she could do more stuff like Nelly Furtado - she needs to be tainted by pop  ;D

There's a lot of that among good ole country boys, too.  Don't forget the sheep!

Brokeback Mountain anyone?

Yes, well at least in "Brokeback Mountain"  they had the decency to leave the poor sheep alone. ;)

Yes, well at least in "Brokeback Mountain"  they had the decency to leave the poor sheep alone. ;)

That's the sequel (or should I say "bo-peep-uel"?)

LAMBCHOP HILL
:P

YEEEOOOWWW!!!! :) :) :) :) :)