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Subject: Bull from "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage on Oct. 9, 2006!
Written By: ChrisBodilyTM on 10/10/06 at 4:58 pm
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Bull_of_TV%27s_%22Night_Court%22_goes_on_7-hour_rampage
Richard Moll, Bull Shannon from "Night Court," went on a 7-hour rampage yesterday in New Dehli. The police were notified and Moll was taken to the nut house. Nobody was hurt and no charges have been filed.
Click on the link to read the full article and you can also choose to listen to the article. I'm not sure whether or not I believe it. ;D
Subject: Re: Bull from "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage on Oct. 9, 2006!
Written By: whistledog on 10/10/06 at 4:59 pm
Wow! That's a bizarro story :D
Subject: Re: Bull from "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage on Oct. 9, 2006!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/10/06 at 5:01 pm
What the hell......?
Subject: Re: Bull from "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage on Oct. 9, 2006!
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/10/06 at 5:08 pm
Uh, it's a joke son!
...accidental inhalation of toasted monkey pube ashes...
UnNews wasn't even trying to get you to believe it, not like some of those sites that start the urban legends.
Come on. You didn't really believe ...
NEW DELHI, India - Actor Richard Moll, best known to television audiences as dimwitted bailiff Bull Shannon on the sitcom Night Court, went on a 7-hour rampage yesterday. Nobody is exactly sure why, but police investigators suspect it may have something to do with a suppressed neurosis, concerns about the North Korean nuclear test, and the accidental inhalation of toasted monkey pube ashes.
Moll, 63, was seen in full Bull Shannon costume, shaved head intact, running around the streets, screaming, "ME HATE THE TREES! ME HATE THE TREES!!!"
His partner-in-crime was his twin brother, Burt from Sesame Street. Moll had taken an airplane to New Dehli two weeks ago to see his grandfather's karate teacher, Mr. Miyagi.
The Police -- Sting, Andy Summers, and Stewart Copeland -- were notified immediately, and Moll was taken to a nearby discount mental hospital. Nobody was hurt, but news anchors were laughing hysterically; Larry King kept laughing for a full hour on his popular CNN talk show, until a large crevass opened in his face and nearly a dozen demons from Hell flew out.
No charges have been filed against Moll or Burt.
This article has been brought to you by the letters WTF.
Subject: Re: Bull from "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage on Oct. 9, 2006!
Written By: Mushroom on 10/10/06 at 5:14 pm
If you look further down the story, you will find this reference:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_on_fe_st/india_bull_gone_wild;_ylt=Am9aX0b5N.01q7bhEWjYMQkuQE4F;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-
The "Bull" article was a parody of this incident.
Subject: Re: Bull from "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage on Oct. 9, 2006!
Written By: Foo Bar on 10/11/06 at 1:22 am
Richard Moll, Bull Shannon from "Night Court," went on a 7-hour rampage yesterday in New Dehli. The police were notified and Moll was taken to the nut house. Nobody was hurt and no charges have been filed.
Markie Post has been reported as still feeling feeling somewhat sore, and has proposed marriage.
Subject: Re: Bull from "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage on Oct. 9, 2006!
Written By: ChrisBodilyTM on 10/12/06 at 4:04 pm
If you thought this article (written mostly by your truly with a few other people adding details and some Zim dude adding an audio file) was side-splitting, wait until you get a load of the followup story...
Bull of TV's "Night Court" released from mental hospital; faces preliminary hearing.
It's gonna be huge! :D