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I bet the paramedics were very happy when they got round the house to find a cat scratch. ::)

I didn't know David Hasslhoff had a daughter...or a cat!

Hey don't mess with The 'Hoff.

He's a man's man.  The real deal.  Idolized by women everywhere.  ;D ;D

I have to agree with Maxwell here (which I'd never thought I would in a million years :D) "The Hoff" is a no-talent hypocrite who'd do anything for publicity. A lot of women also dislike him, too.
Hey don't mess with The 'Hoff.

He's a man's man.  The real deal.  Idolized by women everywhere.  ;D ;D

I have to agree with Maxwell here (which I'd never thought I would in a million years :D) "The Hoff" is a no-talent hypocrite who'd do anything for publicity. A lot of women also dislike him, too.


I disagree.  He has at least one talent, and that is the talent to fall into a puddle of steaming t*rds and come out coated with pure gold.  How else could you explain the phenomenal success of "Knight Rider" and "Boobwatch" ?
;)

You've got a point there, LB. Trouble is he's always falling into a puddle of t*rds because he stinks so much.  ;D ;)
I disagree.  He has at least one talent, and that is the talent to fall into a puddle of steaming t*rds and come out coated with pure gold.  How else could you explain the phenomenal success of "Knight Rider" and "Boobwatch" ?
;)

Hey don't mess with The 'Hoff.

He's a man's man.  The real deal.  Idolized by women everywhere.  ;D ;D


I thought DH was/is considered a god in Germany or something like that.
???

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The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next foor
I went and see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever.....


sorry...I had to. :D ;)

I thought DH was/is considered a god in Germany or something like that.
???




He is.  I've seen footage of him singing at the falling of the Berlin Wall and the people are going apesh*t.  I don't get it.

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The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next foor
I went and see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever.....


sorry...I had to. :D ;)




This really isn't a funny story.  I don't know if anyone who replied to this thread actually read the whole story, but the kid was being used as a pawn in her parents' divorce.  The cat didn't scratch the kid enough to resemble a suicide attempt, but Hoff wanted the cops to think she did in order to discredit his wife as a mother.  She was taken to the hospital because when someone reports a suicide attempt, that's what you do......but Hoff out and out lied to 911, if this story is in fact true. 

That makes him one hell of a sh*tty father.

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Speaking of "a no-talent hypocrite who'd do anything for publicity. A lot of women also dislike him, too."  The right-wing a-hole!


Anyway, I didn't mean to imply anything bad about Mr. Hasselhoff.  I'm sorry to hear his family is going through all that turmoil.
:(

I thought DH was/is considered a god in Germany or something like that.
???



Yes indeed.  The Germans with their discerning taste know real talent when they see it.  I can see tham all now, cruising in their Mercedes Benzes, with customized "Knight Rider" interiors, jammin' to The 'Hoff.

;D 8)

Yes indeed.  The Germans with their discerning taste know real talent when they see it.  I can see tham all now, cruising in their Mercedes Benzes, with customized "Knight Rider" interiors, jammin' to The 'Hoff.

;D 8)

As much as the French eating their Brie cheese whilst watching old Jerry Lewis movies!

Germans like David Hasselhoff. And I believe both the French and Germans like Jerry Lewis. But it doesn't surprise me about Jerry Lewis; his early stuff in the '50s and '60s (and maybe later) could be pretty imaginative at times.

Didn't DH just try to make an album or something?

Channeling another member--

David Hasselhoff's daughter's suicide attempt is none of YOUR business anyway!  Just because he's famous doesn't mean you can disrespect his privacy and his feellings!

:P