Aspiring glam rapper B. Tight wants to rap in the most popular club in Atlanta, but his depressed emo friends think accepting such success is treachery to their clique.  B. Tight must choose between his friends and his dream, with the help of megastar 50 Cent, his mentor.

Hmm...how does he know the emo kids?

Hmm...how does he know the emo kids?


He is emo, but he secretly wants to be a rapper and has been shying from the emo scene.

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He is emo, but he secretly wants to be a rapper and has been shying from the emo scene.


Is he black or white or something else, as crude as that sounds?

Is he black or white or something else, as crude as that sounds?


He's white.

I was actually going to write a book about the oughties...it's about a group of bored suburban teenagers from New Jersey grappling with materialism and all, and the "meaning of angst." Eventually, they run away for Orange County, California over the summer to work at a very vapid-seeming condominium development.

I was actually going to write a book about the oughties...it's about a group of bored suburban teenagers from New Jersey grappling with materialism and all, and the "meaning of angst." Eventually, they run away for Orange County, California over the summer to work at a very vapid-seeming condominium development.


I'd read it.  Any questions/comments/ideas for "In Da Club"?

I'd read it.  Any questions/comments/ideas for "In Da Club"?


They all have to be Northern transplants to the South. Well, maybe a few should be native Southerners, but they mostly moved from California and New York City and they all live in these absurd developments of McMansions. The glam rapper's father is a real estate developer.

They all have to be Northern transplants to the South. Well, maybe a few should be native Southerners, but they mostly moved from California and New York City and they all live in these absurd developments of McMansions. The glam rapper's father is a real estate developer.


Good idea. Sometime this week I'll write a script.

Good idea. Sometime this week I'll write a script.


That, or he works for some sort of Netflix-type company.

That, or he works for some sort of Netflix-type company.


Or Enron?  ;D

Or Enron?  ;D


Yeah, some ridiculously shady company. And their house is covered in unnecessary electronics. Like he has a plasma screen TV in his bedroom.

Yeah, some ridiculously shady company. And their house is covered in unnecessary electronics. Like he has a plasma screen TV in his bedroom.


And Spongebob is on.  ;D

And Spongebob is on.  ;D


Also, he attends some amateur rap concert with failed reality TV show contestants.

Also, he attends some amateur rap concert with failed reality TV show contestants.


How 2005  ;D

How 2005  ;D


Like every eliminated girl from Joe Millionaire and America's Next Top Model is there, serving as a dancer and emcee.

Like every eliminated girl from Joe Millionaire and America's Next Top Model is there, serving as a dancer and emcee.


;D