1. Ms. New Booy - Bubba Sparxxx
2. Grillz - Nelly
3. Laffy Taffy - D4L
4. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
5. Tipsy - J-Kwon

1. Ms. New Booy - Bubba Sparxxx
2. Grillz - Nelly
3. Laffy Taffy - D4L
4. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
5. Tipsy - J-Kwon


good list, or do I mean bad? lol  ;D

good list, or do I mean bad? lol  ;D


"Enemy" by Sevendust, "Soul Survivor" by Young Jeezy, "Belly Dancer" by Akon, "Photograph" by Nickelback, and "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson are all up there.

Anything from T-Pain as well.

Anything from T-Pain as well.


I hate T-Pain. And Ja Rule.

Any Limp Bizkit too, although they're more late '90s (although I do have some guilty pleasures from them)

"Enemy" by Sevendust, "Soul Survivor" by Young Jeezy, "Belly Dancer" by Akon, "Photograph" by Nickelback, and "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson are all up there.


omg that Belly Dancer song really sucks.

I hate T-Pain. And Ja Rule.

Any Limp Bizkit too, although they're more late '90s (although I do have some guilty pleasures from them)


Yea Ja Rule is one of the worst rappers ever probably.

1)  Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx
2)  Lonely - Akon
3)  Beep -  Pussycat Dolls
4)  Grillz  - Nelly
5)  Holla Back Girl - Gwen Stefani

Yea Ja Rule is one of the worst rappers ever probably.


No no, you got it alllllll wrong..... It's Nelly.  ::)

1)  Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx
2)  Lonely - Akon
3)  Beep -  Pussycat Dolls
4)  Grillz  - Nelly
5)  Holla Back Girl - Gwen Stefani


Yea Akon sucks.

The Thong Song, for an early '00s terrible song.

The Thong Song, for an early '00s terrible song.


That song was so popular back in 2000. I occasionally still listen to it because like I said I like some crap music now and then, lol.

Yea Akon sucks.


Finally...... Someone who agrees with me!  :o  ;D

The Thong Song, for an early '00s terrible song.


In any decade..... The Thong Song sucks.  You can quote me on that.  ::)

Cha Cha Slide?

These Boots are Made for Walking- Jessica Simpson  :P

Get It Poppin- Fat Joe

These Boots are Made for Walking- Jessica Simpson  :P



OMFG, that song was HORRIBLE. 


I say all 5 songs should be songs performed by Jessica Simpson.  Maybe throw in a Britney tune or two.  There have been a lot of sh*t rap songs this decade, but we can't ignore the sh*t pop songs, either.

Get It Poppin- Fat Joe


Haven't heard that song.... but from title alone..... it must suck.  ::)

These Boots are Made for Walking- Jessica Simpson  :P
Was it from a film?

OMFG, that song was HORRIBLE. 


I say all 5 songs should be songs performed by Jessica Simpson.  Maybe throw in a Britney tune or two.  There have been a lot of sh*t rap songs this decade, but we can't ignore the sh*t pop songs, either.


Very true sm, that song is sooooo terrible, so was the movie, lol. Yea Britney sucks too, my nominee is the "I Love Rock and Roll" cover from the Britney album, lol.

Was it from a film?


Yes Dukes of Hazzard.  :D

Get It Poppin- Fat Joe


That was terrible. "What you gonna do? What you gonna DOOO?"

That was terrible. "What you gonna do? What you gonna DOOO?"


I got soooo sick of that song on the radio last spring/summer. What a crappy song. "I'm gonna get get get it poppin" or whatever, how stupid, lol.

Frankee's F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back) and that other one!

I got soooo sick of that song on the radio last spring/summer. What a crappy song. "I'm gonna get get get it poppin" or whatever, how stupid, lol.


That song is so bad it's not even funny.

Frankee's F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back) and that other one!


yea those were dumb too.

That was terrible. "What you gonna do? What you gonna DOOO?"


Listening to it right now....

To parphrase Phobe from Friends...

"Dear sweat God, so that's what evil sounds like!"  ::) 

By the way, it means that I reallly, really, with intense brightness of a million suns, hate this song.  ::)

What planet is this?


The planet of bad music?  ::)

My greatest fear.... as the years go on...... music will continue to become even worse.  ::)

My greatest fear.... as the years go on...... music will continue to become even worse.  ::)


You never know  ::)

It's the name of a song, Smartass


Hey, he was trying to be funny. Chill  >:(

It's the name of a song, Smartass


Sorry.... had no idea.

1. Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx
2. Grillz - Nelly
3. Laffy Taffy - D4L
4. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
5. Tipsy - J-Kwon



These are the excact 5 songs I was gonna pick :o. If I could add a sixth one though it would be "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent.

These are the excact 5 songs I was gonna pick :o. If I could add a sixth one though it would be "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent.


We have similar distaste  ;D

These are the excact 5 songs I was gonna pick :o. If I could add a sixth one though it would be "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent.


That's pretty bad, but doesn't even compare to the lameness of D4L. Have you ever heard their other single "Bethcha Can't Do It Like Me"? Really it's probably worse than any of these other songs, even Laffy Taffy.

That Milk Shake song drove me to tears!

That Milk Shake song drove me to tears!



So I take it your milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard?

That Milk Shake song drove me to tears!


It's a catchy song, but boy did it get overkill.

One song I didn't like was "Jacques Your Body" by Les Rhytmes Digitales.  It was a dance/techno song, and was big in the UK .. all the things that I like, but it just wasn't a song I could get into  :-\\

'Dontcha' (don't know if  that's the actual title) by the Pussycat Dolls would rank.

My top 5:

5. Over by Lindsay Lohan (SHE CAN'T SING THIS ONE LIVE AND IT SUCKS LIKE SHE DOES!!)
4. Beep by Pussycat Dolls (The "BEEP" noise throughout the whole song is annoying!!!)
3. Let's Go Back To Bed-Boy! by Sarah Connor (This song is pretty dreadful- although I like 3 of her songs, I still have a love/hate tendancy towards her music!)
2. Father to Daughter (whatever the f**k it's called) by Lindsay Lohan (this one is so f**king annoying- like the song in the no.1 spot)
1. Rumors by Lindsay Lohan (see the comments for the other song in spot no.2)

So far looks like Popazao by K-Fed,  could be one of the worst songs of the year.

Goodies-Ciara
Retarted in Here-Black-Eyed Peas
Milkshake-Kelis
ah, forget it... pretty much every song sucks!


Well, there are some bands that are good... but not these

That's pretty bad, but doesn't even compare to the lameness of D4L. Have you ever heard their other single "Bethcha Can't Do It Like Me"? Really it's probably worse than any of these other songs, even Laffy Taffy.



Yes I have heard that song. What a horrible excuse for music ;D

1. Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song
2. Pondlife - Ring Ding Ding
3. Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
4. Rik Waller - I Will Always Love You
5. Madonna - American Pie

1. Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song


That is indeed a dreadful song, but quite expected.  With lyrics like "Touch my bum", it was one of the worst before it was even released ;D

Here are some of my least favorite songs of this decade:

-"Uh Huh" by B2K
-"Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls
-"I'm In Luv With A Stripper" by T-Pain
-"PopoZao" by Kevin Federline

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Ex-Flying Picket singer Gary Howard, recorded a slow ballad version of "Touch my bum", which made a great improvememnt of the song. I still have not seen any recording as a single of this.


Who would want to Touch Gary Howards bum though?  Maybe someone "young and in love" ;D

Anything from Chris Brown and Juelz Santana.

Anything from Chris Brown and Juelz Santana.
After hearing Chris Brown yesterday, yes.

Pretty much any Black Eyed Peas song :P

Pretty much any Black Eyed Peas song :P


the worst one is "Pump It" right now

OutKast's Hey Yah was pretty much overplayed, thus making it annoying more than worst.

the worst one is "Pump It" right now
Even worse than My Lumps?

I think the Crazy Frog ringtone 'song' still takes the cake as worse song of the 00s...

Even worse than My Lumps?


Well, actually both My Humps and Pump It are on the same level: they're both terrible!

Well, actually both My Humps and Pump It are on the same level: they're both terrible!


Yes, they are really scraping the barrel. And someone Fergie's (the main singer) age shouldn't be cavorting around like that!  ;)

I think the Crazy Frog ringtone 'song' still takes the cake as worse song of the 00s...


I agree!  ;D

I think the Crazy Frog ringtone 'song' still takes the cake as worse song of the 00s...
Crazy Frog was not really a song, where were the lyrics?

Crazy Frog was not really a song, where were the lyrics?


Lyrics would make the song suck even more....  ::)  ;D

I have a couple to add to this list.

Will Smith - Switch
Sean Paul - Get Busy
Rhianna - Pon De Replay
Ne-Yo - So Sick (of hearing this song)
Marriah Carrey - Say Something

A few others I had on my list that others on this page also had were
Let's Get It Started, Hey Ya, Get It Poppin, Beep, and Soul Survivor

Stuff by Jessica Simpson, NSync, Hillary Duff, Brittany Spears, isn't really worth mentioning because it's all bad
I just tried to pick songs I could actually remember hitting the charts

That song was so popular back in 2000. I occasionally still listen to it because like I said I like some crap music now and then, lol.
boy sisqu is a one hit wondetr in 1999-2000

So far looks like Popazao by K-Fed,  could be one of the worst songs of the year.
capt.redneck will be the worst 2000's artist of all time with that song and He is ruined Britney's life/ carrear*sp he is mooching of her

Other 2000's songs that I don't really like

First- Lindsay Lohan
Teenage Drama Queen- Lindsay Lohan

I should have put the "Father to Daughter" song in the no.1 spot- actually that was much worse than the "Rumors" song

From lame pop princesses that are more into being famous

5. Lindsay Lohan "Rumors"
4. Ashlee Simpson "La La"
3. Christina Aguilera "Dirrty"
2. Britney Spears "Toxic"
1. Ashley Tisdale "Someday My Prince Will Come"

http://www.ashleytisdale.com/cmn_images/ashlee_pup3.jpg

From lame pop princesses that are more into being famous

5. Lindsay Lohan "Rumors"
4. Ashlee Simpson "La La"
3. Christina Aguilera "Dirrty"
2. Britney Spears "Toxic"
1. Ashley Tisdale "Someday My Prince Will Come"

http://www.ashleytisdale.com/cmn_images/ashlee_pup3.jpg


Not even close to as bad as Laffy Taffy or Grillz.

Thankfully Nellie McKay's debut album tanked despite being raved by snooty music critics a few years ago

The song "Sari" would top "Grillz" from the other Nelly when it comes to rapping  :D ::)


Then again, Nelly makes MC Hammer look like a respected rapper



Jonas Brothers "Mandy"  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eviltongue.gif

Speed of Sound - coldplay (coldpay sucks)
Lose yourself - m&m
Anything by jack johnson
anything by the pussy cats dolls (mostley Beep)
Cool/that banna song - gwen stafini
You will find the opinion differs in the UK

In no particular order:

"You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani - actually the entire L.A.M.B. CD is L.A.M.E.
"Frantic" by Metallica - only "The Unnamed Feeling" from St. Anger should have ever been released
"Laffy Taffy" by D4L
"Figured You Out" by Nickelback

I'm sure there are a whole slew of more awful songs, but those stick out.

Speed of Sound - coldplay (coldpay sucks)
Lose yourself - m&m
Anything by jack johnson
anything by the pussy cats dolls (mostley Beep)
Cool/that banna song - gwen stafini




Wow.....that's Eminem, Gwen Stefani and that ain't ( :P ) how you spell b-a-n-a-n-a-s.  I mean, they spell it in the song, for cryin' out loud.

Speed of Sound - coldplay (coldpay sucks)
Lose yourself - m&m
Anything by jack johnson
anything by the pussy cats dolls (mostley Beep)
Cool/that banna song - gwen stafini
I found that Jack Johnson to be a welcome change to the charts to the usual banal available to the public.

Thankfully Nellie McKay's debut album tanked despite being raved by snooty music critics a few years ago

The song "Sari" would top "Grillz" from the other Nelly when it comes to rapping  :D ::)



Good news, Nellie McKay was dropped from her label early this year  8)  ;D http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/bouncingstegi.gif

Reason: Because she wanted 23 tracks on the CD, but the record label wanted the CD to have 16 tracks  ::)

Lex Luthipster: O

Justic League of True Music Lovers: 1


http://www.southernvoice.com/2006/6-30/arts/music/nellie.cfm

You may have won, but one day hipsters will rule the world!!!  ;D

Ugh.  Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song.  But I should thank you.

Because I was about to nominate "Stupid Girlie Mix", Track 4 off Music Factory MasterMix 198, which featured "Cheeky Song" by the Cheeky Girls (which I've now been able to conclusively identify, thanks to you!), and...

...something by "Daphne", and something else by "Shampoo".

((...))

("What?  Ping pong?  Why am I saying ping pong?  Ping pong? Ping pong? Ping pong? Whatever?  Whatever!  What-EVER!")

And that'd be:

Daphne & Celeste - "Ooh, Stick You"
Daphne & Celeste - "U.G.L.Y." ("Ugly")
Shampoo - "Trouble"

Shampoo's "Trouble" can be found on their 1995 album "We are Shampoo", on a CD Single "Trouble", and the soundtrack to "Jawbreaker".

Daphne & Celeste's "Ooh, Stick You" and "Ugly" can be found on their appropriately-named "We Didn't Say That!" album from 2000, and "Ugly" can also be found on the soundtrack to "Bring it On".

A user named "Slatkin" has one of the best reviews of D&C (dammit, I tried to  make it through this post without an abortion joke) ever written.


This title is a creative amalgam of two starkly contrasting elements: one is the sacredness of love; the other, love's embodiment in often horrific everyday experience. Ultimately, the transcendental power of spiritual love emerges as the beautifully rendered theme of this evocative and paradoxical masterwork.

Many listeners mistake "We Didn't Say That" for an existentialist treatise on such issues as the death of God and the isolation of man, though this is hardly the case. "We Didn't Say That" contains a powerful, existential line of questioning, but it is hardly an album about Existentialism-in fact, it is quite the reverse.

As artists, Daphne and Celeste are too brilliant and too subtle to examine such superficial questions as whether or not God exists or human kind is alone in the world. Instead, they examine the human condition not so much in a spiritual vacuum but from the perspective that we cannot know the Divine while we are alive. But in that time, we can experience manifestations of the Divine, some of which take place through our own decisions and actions, but most of which take place during the song "I Love Your Sushi."

This is a remarkable piece of work. It will either awaken a thirst for answers or will it leave you shell-shocked. I was shell-shocked. It seems like a simple allegory - a little fable to make you think, yet its uncompromising, riveting vision has been matched by only a few others in our culture.



Or as D&C so eloquently (and delightfully annoyingly) put it:

"Giddy up horsey!"
"Ride

From lame pop princesses that are more into being famous

5. Lindsay Lohan "Rumors"
4. Ashlee Simpson "La La"
3. Christina Aguilera "Dirrty"
2. Britney Spears "Toxic"
1. Ashley Tisdale "Someday My Prince Will Come"

http://www.ashleytisdale.com/cmn_images/ashlee_pup3.jpg


I love Dirrty lol. Even Rumors and Toxic are acceptable.

Chicken Noodle Soup- Webstar & Young B, this is just hilariously bad.

From lame pop princesses that are more into being famous

5. Lindsay Lohan "Rumors"
4. Ashlee Simpson "La La"
3. Christina Aguilera "Dirrty"
2. Britney Spears "Toxic"
1. Ashley Tisdale "Someday My Prince Will Come"

http://www.ashleytisdale.com/cmn_images/ashlee_pup3.jpg
I have a soft spot for BS's Toxic

and something else by "Shampoo".


And the other features the lyrics "Uh oh, we're in trouble / Somethin's come along and it's burst our bubble (yeah yeah!)  / Uh oh, we're in trouble / We'll catch the ticket on the next space shuttle! (Gotta get home, quick march on the double!)

That song is very annoying, but it's not 2000s. It's actually from 1994. God...time flies!! :]

That song is very annoying, but it's not 2000s. It's actually from 1994. God...time flies!! :]


Really?  Thanks.  Umm... I think.  (Hey, if it helps me find a copy at a used record store someday, that works for me!  There's just no way I'm ever gonna let it show up on any purchase made with anything other than cash.  'Cuz that kinda stuff sticks with you! :)

That song is very annoying, but it's not 2000s. It's actually from 1994. God...time flies!! :]
Annoying for the second time around?

Annoying for the second time around?


Spoken like a man who's never heard the song.

If it wasn't such deliberate self-parody, it'd be the feminist equivalent of blackface. It's that bad.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to listen to the track again.  And wash my ears out with bleach.

Again.

Really?  Thanks.  Umm... I think.  (Hey, if it helps me find a copy at a used record store someday, that works for me!  There's just no way I'm ever gonna let it show up on any purchase made with anything other than cash.  'Cuz that kinda stuff sticks with you! :)


I have a copy of it on a 'Now 1994' double casette somewhere! I was 9 when that song came out, I recall it being somewhat of an anthem when it came to our school disco!

Spoken like a man who's never heard the song.
I may have unknowingly heard this song.

And the other features the lyrics "Uh oh, we're in trouble / Somethin's come along and it's burst our bubble (yeah yeah!)  / Uh oh, we're in trouble / We'll catch the ticket on the next space shuttle! (Gotta get home, quick march on the double!) "


"Trouble" by Shampoo was indeed an awful song.  What gets me, is though it reached #11 UK and #37 Canada, it somehow managed to not chart in America.  They were able to escape the pain >:(

"Trouble" by Shampoo was indeed an awful song.  What gets me, is though it reached #11 UK and #37 Canada, it somehow managed to not chart in America.  They were able to escape the pain >:(
Is Trouble by Shampoo the one that goes Uh Oh we're in trouble?

Is Trouble by Shampoo the one that goes Uh Oh we're in trouble?


Yep...that's the one! " Something's come along and it's burst our bubble yeah yeah..."

Yep...that's the one! " Something's come along and it's burst our bubble yeah yeah..."
Yes I know that song, and that was first released back in July 1994.

This decade had too many bad songs. Music is going downhill.

This decade had too many bad songs. Music is going downhill.



No it's not.  For every crap song, there's 5 good ones.  You just need to know the right genres to listen to.

This decade had too many bad songs. Music is going downhill.
...but some gems are still appearing, like Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) latest album.

This decade had too many bad songs. Music is going downhill.


::)

"Trouble" by Shampoo was indeed an awful song.  What gets me, is though it reached #11 UK and #37 Canada, it somehow managed to not chart in America.  They were able to escape the pain >:(


I think I can explain it.  America's the country where people were too busy taking Titney's Pears too seriously to realize that Shampoo "Trouble" (I hope) and Daphne/Celeste "U.G.L.Y." (I really hope) were making fun of them. 

I want to think America was fortunate for this, but... upon reflection, no, I think not.

This is the worst song of the 2000s, probably the worst song ever recorded.

Betcha Can't Do It Like Me - D4L

If you can stomach it, here's the video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y8tLCaROVyA

Do Your Chains Hang Low? by Jibbs is to crap, as Pauly Shore is to films.  ;D