Well today I am channel surfing and I start watching one of these "health supplement" infomercials.

All of a sudden, the host starts talking about when his daughter goes to the commode it is "about as thick as my wrist and as long as my forearm".  :o

Turns out the infomercial is hawking some sort of stuff that will ream you out so that you can "cleanse yourself of many pounds of impacted fecal materials".  The host and others then continued to testify how small or big their "business" is and that of their kids.  ::)  Grody stuff.  :-[

I just hope that the hosts's daughter does not have any friends who watch that show.  She'll get the cr@p beat outta her in the school yard.

Man, that sounds like a nasty infomercial.  Just be glad it wasn't hosted by Richard Simmons ;D

or Matthew Lesko....the fool even has his own website..http://www.mlesko.com/g2/store.htm

Someone save us from those stupid infomercials!

or Matthew Lesko....the fool even has his own website..http://www.mlesko.com/g2/store.htm

Someone save us from those stupid infomercials!


I'd rather listen to Lesko blabbering on about get-rich-quick schemes instead of some quack doctor waxing nostalgic over how big a log you can produce with his nex elixir.  :-[

OMFG!! Is this for real? ;D :D  Could you just imagine if you were that daughter!! :o

There is a market for people who want to hear about others' feces?

Suddenly, I feel like listening to Robert Plant's hit song 'Big Log' ;D

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Actually there has always been a way to do that same things without drugs.  Its called an enema.

Actually there has always been a way to do that same things without drugs.   Its called an enema.


No doubt about that.  But who wants to do the option of The Big E ?

I would think taking the herbal supplement that they are hawking in this infomercial would be less wet and wild.

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