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Subject: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: wsmith4 on 12/16/05 at 7:55 am
Bye bye bye. Mystery Santas need time to lose weight. They're bulging at the seams and I've had enough of it! Blah blah blah. Cookie time for party boys and play time for little toys. I bought a Coach bag for $900 yesterday and it smells like chocolate. I didn't want that! I want it to smell fresh like a zebra. LIke fresh. :-[
But I'm not one to complain. I feel your pain.
I'm not one to doubt. That's not what I'm about.
I'm not
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: wsmith4 on 12/16/05 at 8:00 am
boy oh boy
do you fill me with joy
like a fresh-faced little liar
you set my heart on fire
just watch me burn
let it will be.
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: wsmith4 on 12/16/05 at 8:02 am
those thumpin beats
damn it drives me crazy.
the heat's broken; i'm cold
my heart's broken; i'm cold
make my day - fly away
:-[
don't ever chase me away
don't ever chase me away
don't ever chase me away
don't ever chase me away
don't ever chase me away
don't ever chase me away
don't ever chase me away
don't ever chase me away
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: wsmith4 on 12/16/05 at 8:03 am
can you raed tihs eevn tuoghh it's slleped wonrg?
i bet you can't.
merry christmas
santa's fat
:D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: wsmith4 on 12/16/05 at 8:04 am
::)
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: wsmith4 on 12/16/05 at 8:15 am
this is such a weird thread.
does it make sense to you?
make change? like forty dolphins riding a wave, i've seen the light of day.
bake it. flake it. take it...up da %^&
oh boy oh boy. ::)
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: wsmith4 on 12/16/05 at 8:38 am
ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/16/05 at 9:54 am
having fun conversing with yourself? :D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Tia on 12/16/05 at 9:57 am
isn't santa supposed to be fat?
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/16/05 at 10:00 am
isn't santa supposed to be fat?
of course he is...I mean, how lame would that be if he up and decided to lose weight....he would look strange being fit and slim! LOL! Besides, all of those cookies and milk that he eats...no wonder he is a jolly old elf! ;D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: whistledog on 12/16/05 at 10:16 am
Santa has to be fat, otherwise the line "He shakes his belly, like a bowl of jelly" just wouldn't fit ;D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Tia on 12/16/05 at 10:18 am
if i do a keyword search on "beefcake santa", i wonder what i'd come up with?
probably better wait till i'm off work.
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: whistledog on 12/16/05 at 10:22 am
I did a search for a Slim Santa, and after pages of results, I saw this ;D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/16/05 at 10:23 am
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Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: whistledog on 12/16/05 at 10:25 am
I guess Santa has been naughty this year ;D :D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: karen on 12/16/05 at 10:25 am
if i do a keyword search on "beefcake santa", i wonder what i'd come up with?
probably better wait till i'm off work.
Bizarrely this image
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Tia on 12/16/05 at 10:28 am
^well, least he aint fat. that should keep bill happy.
that other penthouse santa, that's an image i'll never be able to get outta my head.
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/16/05 at 10:31 am
http://www.savhammar.net/bilder/santa%20bad.jpg
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: whistledog on 12/16/05 at 10:35 am
A-ha. So that's why I always get sh
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/16/05 at 10:36 am
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: whistledog on 12/16/05 at 10:37 am
;D ;D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/16/05 at 12:41 pm
isn't santa supposed to be fat?
Fatness shows a jolly character?
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: wsmith4 on 12/16/05 at 12:48 pm
I GOT sheesh for christmas one year. it stunk like sheesh.
but anyway, by the way, on the flipside, just so you know, santa was not fat when born. santa has gotten fat from milk and cookies. this year he's getting water and a celery stalk from me. and he will eat it and like it and poop it out later. that's fine with me. on the flip side, i wish santa was fat for the kids because the kids like santa to be fat and santa likes to be fat for the kids, who like that santa is fat.
i saw santa! he was like "hey there" and i was like "wazzzzzzup, SC!" and he was like "huh?" and i was like "duh" and he was like "grizzly bears scratch your eyes out!" and i was like "huh?" and he was like "duh" and i was like "go eat a cheeseburger, fatness" and he was like "star light, star bright" and i was like "cheese."
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Marian on 12/16/05 at 2:49 pm
of course he is...I mean, how lame would that be if he up and decided to lose weight....he would look strange being fit and slim! LOL!
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Marian on 12/16/05 at 2:51 pm
http://www.savhammar.net/bilder/santa%20bad.jpg
:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Dagwood on 12/16/05 at 7:43 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Schillingfan on 12/16/05 at 8:37 pm
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Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/16/05 at 10:53 pm
Umm... ;)
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Skippy on 12/17/05 at 12:53 am
Didn't you know? Santa is fat from eating all the naughty little children. Of course children are very high in carbohydrates. ;D
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/17/05 at 12:35 pm
Didn't you know? Santa is fat from eating all the naughty little children. Of course children are very high in carbohydrates.
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/17/05 at 8:22 pm
Santa never eats children, if the children are naughty, he turns up to give them presents in the first place.
Santa always filled my stocking chock-full of toys whether or not I was naughty. The lesson: You don't have to hold up your end of the bargain to get what you want!
If only women were more like Santa!
:-\\
Subject: Re: Why the Santas of the world have become so fat
Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/18/05 at 10:24 am
Santa is supposed to be fat.
A skiny Santa wouldn't be the same.
He could stand to lose some weight.
But not too much.