Here is a list of Chinese signs for probable candidates - what's your sign?

Rat - Born in 1912, 1924, 1936,1948,1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020, 2032. 2044
Ox - Born in 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009, 2021, 2033, 2045
Tiger - Born in 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010, 2022, 2034, 2046
Rabbit - Born in 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011, 2023, 2036, 2047
Dragon - Born in 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012, 2024, 2036, 2048
Snake - Born in 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2015, 2037, 2049
Horse - Born in 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954,1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014, 2026, 2038, 2050
Goat - Born in 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015, 2027, 2039, 2051
Monkey - Born in 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016, 2028, 2040, 2052
Rooster - Born in 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017, 2029, 2041, 2053
Dog - Born in 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018, 2030, 2042, 2054
Pig - Born in 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019, 2020, 2031, 2043

I'm an ox  :o

I'm a goat. It's also known as a ram, a sheep, a ewe, a lamb, etc. They can't stick with just one name, like a Pig or a Rat.

I am a rooster.

An old goat...!

I was born in December 1979, so that means I'm from the year of the goat.

I'm a Horse and my girlfriend is a Monkey, come see us preform in Tijuana  :D

I am a snake (1977).




Erin :)

  Hmmm, apparently I'm a tiger......Ummmmmm......Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  ;D

I'm a Horse.. I read that means I'm compatible with dogs.. but that means at the very least, she'd be 4 years younger.. or 8 years older! :o

I never bought this stuff, though.

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I'm a "wascally wabbit"  ;D






Cat

rooster('69)

rooster('69)
There you go, we are alike, both roosters.

The year you were born doesn't mean you are LIKE that animal.  If it did, everybody who was born in the same year would be the same, which they're NOT.   >:(

There you go, we are alike, both roosters.


well,cock-a-doodle-do to you my friend  8) ;)

please don't use vulgarity on this websight.

please don't use vulgarity on this websight.
Tell me where the vulgarity is and then I will not use it?

The year you were born doesn't mean you are LIKE that animal.  If it did, everybody who was born in the same year would be the same, which they're NOT.   >:(


Well, duh.. it's like Horoscopes and The American Zodiac and Stereotypes.. it's not true. We knew that.. we're just asking an interesting poll.

And Vulgarity Police...

please don't use vulgarity on this websight.



You spelled "websight" wrong... and they were referencing 'cock' as a sound a rooster makes, not the portion of the male anatomy.

And if you're Chucky or a Mod, I'm horribly, horribly sorry.  ;D But we've had a crapload of weird guests lately, so I don't buy it,

The year you were born doesn't mean you are LIKE that animal.  If it did, everybody who was born in the same year would be the same, which they're NOT.   >:(


That isn't necessarily true, Western Ignorance. The Chinese horoscope is a very complex thing and it doesn't mean that just because you're born a certain year as someone else you're going to be the same..

And anyway, Loosen up, it's just for fun..  :D

By the way, I'm a Dog - I (supposedly) get along well with Rabbits, Horses and other cuddely creatures

I'm a Tiger & Robin is a Goat. ;D

1969, rooster

As in that old blues song "I got a little red rooster..."
:P

I was born in '76..... so I am a dragon.

As in that old blues song "I got a little red rooster..."


Isnt that "I'm a little red rooster... too lazy to crow?" (the Stones did a version I think).

Me == Dog; 1970

Well it looks like I'm the only monkey on the boards so far !  ;D Infact having researched it deeper years ago I am infact a Metal Monkey ! (that's metal not mental !) You can be earth, metal,water or fire.

Yeah, that's true about the different elements - I also think there's a wood one - Earth, Metal, Wood, and fire and water.

I'm a water dog. My boyfriend is a water rabbit, so maybe that means we're both moody and sinking into the deep watery depths - lol.

I'm a monkey. -_- I hate monkeys.

I'm a monkey. -_- I hate monkeys.


I Like Monkeys
by Mark Bakalor

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for 5 cents apiece. I thought this was unusual since they were normally a few thousand dollars. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought two hundred of them. I like monkeys.

I took my two hundred monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact none of them were very bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt too well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and five hours later it dies. God darn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were two hundred dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.

I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell really bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them out every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food so it didn't go bad.

I tried to burn them, but I didn't know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the flames.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas presents. My friends pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys.

I'm a Rooster.

BTW, not that I necesarilly think it's hard science or anything, but I've always had an open mind to stuff like this. I remember when I used to go to Chinese restaurants alot, about 10 years ago, I loved reading the Zodiac papers they used for placemats at each table. ;)

I'm a Rooster.

BTW, not that I necesarilly think it's hard science or anything, but I've always had an open mind to stuff like this. I remember when I used to go to Chinese restaurants alot, about 10 years ago, I loved reading the Zodiac papers they used for placemats at each table. ;)
There should a poll for this, that makes it three roosters on these boards now?

I'm a Rooster.


so in the interest of rooster-bonding i'd say cock-a-doodle-do to you as i did to Philip but by doing so i run the risk of a pseudo moderator(guest)labelling this as vulgarity..in any case..right on   ::) ;)

so in the interest of rooster-bonding i'd say cock-a-doodle-do to you as i did to Philip but by doing so i run the risk of a pseudo moderator(guest)labelling this as vulgarity..in any case..right on  ::) ;)


:)

I wouldn't too much worry about the "guest"--as Apricot said, some of them are just strange LOL, and by the misspelling of website I sincerely doubt it's anything to take seriously.

Seriously though, I was born in late 1981 so does that make me on the cusp of a dog?

:)

I wouldn't too much worry about the "guest"--as Apricot said, some of them are just strange LOL, and by the misspelling of website I sincerely doubt it's anything to take seriously.

Seriously though, I was born in late 1981 so does that make me on the cusp of a dog?


Marty,the last thing i worry about is 'guests'(being facetious above  ;))...cusp of the dog is way over my head though lol ;D

so in the interest of rooster-bonding i'd say cock-a-doodle-do to you as i did to Philip but by doing so i run the risk of a pseudo moderator(guest)labelling this as vulgarity..in any case..right on   ::) ;)
Has this pseudo moderator(guest) seen any of the other threads?

Marty,the last thing i worry about is 'guests'(being facetious above ;))...cusp of the dog is way over my head though lol ;D


LOL, cool.

BTW I was born in September, so I guess that's not THAT late in the year. Still though I tend to refer myself as the previous age as opposed to the one I'm turning in a given year.

For instance I had my 10th birthday in 1991 but I now will typically say I was 9 in 91 since I was for most of the year.

My younger self and I are pretty similar in most respects, but boy that's one thing he'd hate me for now, LOL! ;D

LOL, cool.

BTW I was born in September, so I guess that's not THAT late in the year. Still though I tend to refer myself as the previous age as opposed to the one I'm turning in a given year.

For instance I had my 10th birthday in 1991 but I now will typically say I was 9 in 91 since I was for most of the year.

My younger self and I are pretty similar in most respects, but boy that's one thing he'd hate me for now, LOL! ;D


holy crap Marty!!i can't keep up!!MAHAHA!!! :D ;)

^ Ok, I'll have some decaf and slow down. ;)

I'm a Tiger & Robin is a Goat. ;D


No wonder you prey upon her! ;D

^ Ok, I'll have some decaf and slow down. ;)


perfect..and i'll have a Redbull?! :D ;D

Oh, and I'm a horse. And no-one can talk to a horse of course, unless that horse is the famous.....FaultyDog!? :-\\

perfect..and i'll have a Redbull?! :D ;D


"RedBull gives you wi-iiiiiii-nngs." ;)

Just don't give ME one, imagine how my posts will look then! ;D

"RedBull gives you wi-iiiiiii-nngs." ;)

Just don't give ME one, imagine how my posts will look then! ;D


mahaha..i'm the girl who talks so fast people have to rewind answering machines or say' slow down slow down'..so,yeah..if your thoughts are crazy fast for me then they're ridiculously outta control  :o :D ;D

mahaha..i'm the girl who talks so fast people have to rewind answering machines or say' slow down slow down'..so,yeah..if your thoughts are crazy fast for me then they're ridiculously outta control :o :D ;D


;D

I'm actually the same - scary thing is, the way I am online is alot more "controlled" than I sometimes am in person. I think fast and usually talk even faster. I guess I just have alot to say. ;)

Hey, Marty, Kettle Queen and Philip - Cool, you're all a Rooster, too, eh?  Like Philip said up above, there are quite a bit of Roosters on here. I'm a dog and I think there is a fellow dog on here, but I can't remember which one..

Roosters are known to be quick thinkers and flamboyant *according to the Chinese astrology books* Your western counterpart is the sign of Virgo (that basically means that the western sign you're closest to is the sign of Virgo). I'm sort of a sucker for this stuff, but in all honesty I don't live by it.. but it's lots of fun to read about and just sort of laugh a bit..

Hey, Marty, Kettle Queen and Philip - Cool, you're all a Rooster, too, eh? Like Philip said up above, there are quite a bit of Roosters on here. I'm a dog and I think there is a fellow dog on here, but I can't remember which one..

Roosters are known to be quick thinkers and flamboyant *according to the Chinese astrology books* Your western counterpart is the sign of Virgo (that basically means that the western sign you're closest to is the sign of Virgo). I'm sort of a sucker for this stuff, but in all honesty I don't live by it.. but it's lots of fun to read about and just sort of laugh a bit..

That's cool - coincidentally I'm a Virgo Rooster as well (right in the middle--Sept 3, so I don't have to think if I'm closer to a Libra, etc LOL). :)

That's cool - coincidentally I'm a Virgo Rooster as well (right in the middle--Sept 3, so I don't have to think if I'm closer to a Libra, etc LOL). :)


Ohh, how cool! I'm a Gemini Dog - but unfortunately the Dog western counterpart is Libra, so I'm off the mark by a bit..

Yeah, you're not on the cusp or anything, so you're a true Virgin

I'm a cusp person, so I could also be a Taurus, but I like being a Gemini better :0) Unless I start getting stubborn.. lol

1976-Year of the Dragon! - Pair that up with Leo in August and you have -LionDrake!

1976-Year of the Dragon! - Pair that up with Leo in August and you have -LionDrake!

;D You'd be one hell of a creature

I was born in the Year of the Dog.

I am a snake!

ssssssss

1976-Year of the Dragon! - Pair that up with Leo in August and you have -LionDrake!


I'm also a Dragon, Cancer in July. So I'm CancerDrake!  ::)  ;D

Cock.

;D You'd be one hell of a creature


Yeah, I'm not into astrology but that symbol was too cool to ignore! ;D

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I'm also a Dragon, Cancer in July. So I'm CancerDrake!  ::)  ;D


Hmm. An underwater dragon with big claws..interesting!

I was born in the Year of the Dog.


I'm a Dog, too.

Dragon.