I was 'spammed' with an offer for free diapers....and I don't even WANT a baby!

If it was for Depends I would have probably died with laughter before deleting it...

All of them.  :P

"I.Q. your double or no money back"
:D

Any one that says you have won something....

Actually 'spam' e-mail could be PHISHING(getting your personal info illegally to 'hijack' your ISP account or your identity for theft purposes.....and it could also be used to 'infect' your PC(and many others!)with a nasty VIRUS!

The ones that say "Give her all she can handle" .  ;D

Any porn stuff....

also online pharmacies...

I got a letter claiming there was a system that could teach you how to hypnotize women into sleeping with you.  ;D

It had a link to a site.

Hang on, let me see if I can find that link.....

The ones that crack me up are the ones that offers my husband (who has a Ph.D.) to get his degree on-line. Or the ones that offer him to join the FBI.




Cat

Penal extensions.....  ::)

Penal extensions.....  ::)

Uh, I think you mean penile extensions.  A "penal extension" is what you get if you're bad in prison.  Now, while in prison, you don't want your cellmate to get a penile extension...or maybe you do!
:-X

Any porn stuff....
If you answer porno spam, all you'll get is MORE porno spam, a browser hijacking, and maybe a killer virus.  Tricky business finding the good porn on the net, you gotta search long and hard....
;)

also online pharmacies...

You wanted Valium, you got sugar pills from Pakistan.
You wanted Viagra, you got caffiene tablets from Hondorus.
Now you're out a hundred bucks and who can you complain to?

Penal extensions.....  ::)


Yeah I used to get those 'penis enlargement' emails regularly - totally bizarre cos' I've never visited any porno sites and I'm female  :D :D

Certainly the funniest title (I don't even open spam mails) was..

"Get a c*ck so big it scares people"

I've always wanted one of those  ::)

Yeah I used to get those 'penis enlargement' emails regularly - totally bizarre cos' I've never visited any porno sites and I'm female :D :D


Same here.  I actually had someone tell me there was no way I would get porn if I had never visited one of the sites.  I think he just didn't understand what exactly "spam" is. ::)

Yeah I used to get those 'penis enlargement' emails regularly - totally bizarre cos' I've never visited any porno sites and I'm female  :D :D
Yup me too ! Strangely enough I always get the penis enlargement ones and my fiance always gets the breast enlargement ones......

Yup me too ! Strangely enough I always get the penis enlargement ones and my fiance always gets the breast enlargement ones......

Yeah, but one of those kits makes a great gift for your boyfriend or husband....well, maybe that wouldn't be so good.
:-\\

Yes I could see that going down so well............. ;D ;D

Uh, I think you mean penile extensions.  A "penal extension" is what you get if you're bad in prison.  Now, while in prison, you don't want your cellmate to get a penile extension...or maybe you do!
:-X


Sorry... penile...  ;D

We get some about a Christian singles service.





Cat

Sorry... penile...  ;D


HAHAHA  We have 'penal' establishments over here - for criminals and hooligans   ;D

We get some about a Christian singles service.





Cat


Me too....  ::)

Any Letter that comes from some "Diplomat" from Nigeria or Zimbabwe or what not. I'm sure you guys have seen these things. they claim that someone needs some money for an investment and blah blah blah.

IT makes me sick to think that people have actually fallen for their BS... :-\\

Breast Enlargement
Viagra,Cialis,Penis extension and Nigerian scam e-mails. ;D

Fake AOL notifications. What I really worry about is some wisea** kid learning to make them look official(all REAL official AOL E-mails have a BLUE border)..and some fool with no anti-virus program having their motherboard fried!