I like "UNLESS YOUR HAEMORRHOID GET OFF OF MY ARSE!"  :D

I can't BELIEVE morons in my town STILL have these on thier cars...he LOST...get OVER it ::)

http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/dempres/johnkerry2_small.jpg

I saw one a while ago that I thought was awesome and wouldn't mind having one my self, it said "Tailgate me and I'll drive slower."

How about the one that says in really small letters "If you can read this you're too close"...

One of my favorites:

"Shoot All Extremists"

'Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window'

"Bad Cop--No Donut"

"I love animals: they're delicious"

"I love animals: they're delicious"


LOLOLOL!  ;D

LOLOLOL!  ;D


I knew somebody would like that one.

"My other car is a piece of sh** too."

"Daddy farted, and we can't get out!"

"My kid can whoop your honor student's as*"

"I miss my Ex., but my aim is improving"

http://www.mackspw.com/images/C/p35093C.jpg

I can't BELIEVE morons in my town STILL have these on thier cars...he LOST...get OVER it ::)

http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/dempres/johnkerry2_small.jpg



ya...I never could figure out why people keep political stickers on their car....way after the fact...I guess too lazy to scrape em off.



Erin :)

I always thought it was

JESUS SAVES
But Pele scored on the rebound

ya...I never could figure out why people keep political stickers on their car....way after the fact...I guess too lazy to scrape em off.



Erin :)
I know! I don't have my Bush sticker on anymore. As soon as the election was over, that was it. . Maybe I'll search the net and look for a Mondale/Ferraro one ::)

The only sticker on my car is my Ramones Sticker of them standing in front of CBGB.....other than that..I don't pollute my car with a zillion stickers. I used to know this guy who had the entire back of his car just COVERED with them....and most of them were really stupid ones.

LOL


Erin :)

I can't BELIEVE morons in my town STILL have these on thier cars...he LOST...get OVER it ::)

http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/dempres/johnkerry2_small.jpg


Are you kidding!?

"I'm Not Tailgating - I'm Drafting"

"I'm Not Speeding - I'm Qualifying"

"I Got Kicked Out of Cub Scouts for Eating a Brownie"

"Bad Cop--No Donut"



I can't believe people put those on their cars.  It ain't gonna help when the boys in blue pull up behind you, unless they have a sense of humore (a cop with a sense humore?  Sure!).  How about: "Dumb Citizen--Speeding Ticket"!
You know, it's like those hippie kids who put pot leaf stickers and "Legalize Marijuana" on their cars.  Hey, I support legalization, but I don't want to advertise it to the local constabulary!

Jesus stickers:
"Jesus Saves, Moses Invests"
"I Found Jesus...He's in the Trunk"
and my favorite:
"Jesus Loves You--
but everyone elese thinks you're an azzhole!"

Don't forget:
"Honk if You're Horny"
"Honk if Your Horn is Broken"

"I Brake for Hallucinations"

I can't believe people put those on their cars.  It ain't gonna help when the boys in blue pull up behind you, unless they have a sense of humore (a cop with a sense humore?  Sure!).  How about: "Dumb Citizen--Speeding Ticket"!


http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/ss171.gif

Are you kidding!?
Unfortunately, no ::) They used to get SO mad when my friend would pull in front of them, with his Bush sticker ;)

I just saw one today that said "If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them!"  ::)

"My kid beat up your honor roll student."

"I brake for air."

"Heaven Sent, Southern by the Grace of God."

"If you can read this, I'm on the cellphone with the cops now." ;D

Shut Up And Fish

I can't BELIEVE morons in my town STILL have these on thier cars...he LOST...get OVER it ::)

http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/dempres/johnkerry2_small.jpg

They didn't lose, it was finagled away from them...but never mind that now.
Maybe some people just haven't bothered to peel them off.  Believe me, I still see tons of Kerry campaign stickers up my way.  I wish they would all peel them off because it's depressing to look at!
:(
I like the ones with the spoonerism:
BUCK FUSH
That let's me know succinctly the driver is on the same page as I!

They didn't lose, it was finagled away from them...but never mind that now.
Maybe some people just haven't bothered to peel them off.  Believe me, I still see tons of Kerry campaign stickers up my way.  I wish they would all peel them off because it's depressing to look at!
:(
I like the ones with the spoonerism:
BUCK FUSH
That let's me know succinctly the driver is on the same page as I!
I like this one...

http://www.bumperart.com/ProductImages/2004011729_Display-25.gif

One of my favorite bumperstickers said, "DIAL 911: MAKE A COP COME"

Sorry AL-B...but until Kansas City wins another Super Bowl... I have this one ;)

http://coloradomountainstickers.com/pics/chiefssuck.jpg

Unfortunately, no ::) They used to get SO mad when my friend would pull in front of them, with his Bush sticker ;)


They get the ol' one finger salute?

They get the ol' one finger salute?

There was dude here in the ultra-liberal Pioneer Valley who had a custom-pick up truck with monster tires and bumper stickers adorning the rear window and tailgate:

***Jesse*** (Helms)
George W. Bush '04
"You'll get my assault rifle when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands"
"P*ss off a liberal, buy a gun"
"Happiness is a Belt-fed Weapon"
"Ted Kennedy's Car: 1 / My assault rifile: 0"
"Rush is Right"
"Work hard: millions on welfare depend on you"
"Proud to be a Redneck"
"Jesus or Hell"
"Abortion has two victims: One wounded, the other dead"

"Liberate Peurto Rico"  was my personal "favorite"  ::)

...and of course he had a big old Confederate flag on the thing.

I didn't mind, thought it was rather amusing, but the folks around here got all upset when he'd roar down the main drag of town!  I haven't seen the dude in a while, maybe he moved where there were more of his own kind.
;D ;D ;D

"Work hard: millions on welfare depend on you"


Ah dang.  How did I forget that one, I used to have it on my pickup truck.  Except it was a bit different: "Keep Working: Millions On Welfare Depend On You."

There was dude here in the ultra-liberal Pioneer Valley who had a custom-pick up truck with monster tires and bumper stickers adorning the rear window and tailgate:

...and of course he had a big old Confederate flag on the thing.

I didn't mind, thought it was rather amusing, but the folks around here got all upset when he'd roar down the main drag of town!  I haven't seen the dude in a while, maybe he moved where there were more of his own kind.
;D ;D ;D

Whoah...his twin must live up here 'cause we have a guy with a huge truck...confederate flags and these stickers:

ABORT CLINTON! Presidents should be planned and wanted

DEMOCRATS - Making the World safe for TERRORISTS

Osama Is Praying You Vote For Democrats

Democrats Hard on Fetuses, Soft on Terrorists

The road to hell is paved with Democrats

VOTE DEMOCRAT It's Easier Than Getting A Job

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Max...I don't even like them...much ::)

VOTE DEMOCRAT It's Easier Than Getting A Job


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I saw one that said "Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?"

(Also, my sig line comes from a bumpersticker that I bought at a small truckstop in Texas several years ago. I liked it so much I could never bring myself to put it on a car--I wanted to keep it forever--so I kept the paper on the back and instead put it on my refrigerator with magnets, and it still stands proudly on the front of my fridge.)

I saw one that said "Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?"

(Also, my sig line comes from a bumpersticker that I bought at a small truckstop in Texas several years ago. I liked it so much I could never bring myself to put it on a car--I wanted to keep it forever--so I kept the paper on the back and instead put it on my refrigerator with magnets, and it still stands proudly on the front of my fridge.)


LMAO!!!

Here's a few that I've spotted:

If you don't like my driving, then get the He*l off the sidewalk!

Hang up and Drive!