Hormel
Huyuck huyuck yuck yuck!
:D

Thanks for having the sense NOT to put an "All of the above" on that poll!  It would be 100%.  People who LIKE receiving any kind of spam ought to have their heads examined!

I voted for "Free anything."  That kind of petty scam bugs me more than even solicitations for barnyard porn!  As the great William S. Burroughs once sagely observed:
"Beware of wh*res who say they don't want money.  H#ll they don't! What they mean is they want more money, a lot more!"
:o

V1akgr-a ads are really annoying, but for sheer volume (at least in my case), it has to be free stuff. I've won the lotto so many times that I could buy a small island, finance it and make a heavily fortified nuclear military state! (Whoops, did I just say that out loud...better think of something)...I mean...I could buy love! (Yes, that'll do nicely...)


:-\\

Pervert spam.

i get a lot of pharmacy spam. i like spam, it makes feel wanted by someone who doesn't care for me.

i also love the real stuff. fried spam is like a taste of heaven....

Pervert spam.  Its a taste of rape  >:(  >:(  >:(

Pervert spam >:(

Pervert spam.  Its a taste of rape  >:(  >:(  >:(

Uh, what list are you on, my friend, and how did you get there?
??? ::)

What do you guys mean by 'pervert' spam?  Porn?  Or pedophilia?  Cause I've had a number of email accounts over the last 8 years, and I don't think I've ever gotten ped spam -- what kind of cookies are you guys accumulating?  ???

I don't like any spam (including the stuff they sell in the can). But, the majorty of what we get is porn. We get so much of it-most goes into my spam box but a few get through to my inbox. Just today alone, I deleted 22 porn e-mails.  >:(  That is AFTER I deleted about 10 yesterday.





Cat

I only like Spam in a can, but I really don't like perverted Spam.

Tanya

What do you guys mean by 'pervert' spam?  Porn?  Or pedophilia?  Cause I've had a number of email accounts over the last 8 years, and I don't think I've ever gotten ped spam -- what kind of cookies are you guys accumulating?  ???


Porn, penial extenction, pedophilla, etc..... the really sick stuff, they are all bad.  >:(

>:(I hate the porno ones,especially when you're using a computer that doesn't have a privacy screen.

I really hate the freakin free this, free that, free feckin everything ones.

Oh and the hilarious like Nigerian Government ones, you give us your bank account details and we need to transfer 100,000,000 in to it, you will of course receive 10% ;D

I really hate the freakin free this, free that, free feckin everything ones.

Oh and the hilarious like Nigerian Government ones, you give us your bank account details and we need to transfer 100,000,000 in to it, you will of course receive 10% ;D
sometimes they're from the King of africaLOL

Exactly.. everyone knows there is no place called Africa.. I jest i jest.

They are brilliant, i always read them because they crack me up, they just get funnier every time.

Exactly.. everyone knows there is no place called Africa.. I jest i jest.

They are brilliant, i always read them because they crack me up, they just get funnier every time.
well it's a continent

Porn, penial extenction, pedophilla, etc..... the really sick stuff, they are all bad.  >:(


Blow up your hard drive, get a new email account, and stop looking at porn on your PC.  That should do it.

I hate the weight loss spam.  I can understand trying to make yourself look good but this is just insane.  I have people tell me I am fat which am not.  So to get weight loss spam it just adds to the problem.

What's funny is ones that say stuff like "kate Winslet already has a Rolax'or get Viagdra for faree,stuff like that.

While email laden with obscenities is bad enough, Those offering "Nude teen Pics" really strikes a nerve with me. >:(

porn
letters from Nigeria,Spain,Cuba,Haiti,etc..
Cialis medication
breast enhancement
penis enlargement

>:(



Howard

I really hate the freakin free this, free that, free feckin everything ones.

Oh and the hilarious like Nigerian Government ones, you give us your bank account details and we need to transfer 100,000,000 in to it, you will of course receive 10% ;D



they want you to put your money in their account which is so stupid >:(



Howard

I really don't mind getting the penis enlargement Spams....but who the hell told them I need it?  ::)

I really don't mind getting the penis enlargement Spams....but who the hell told them I need it?  ::)



did you send away for something? ;D



Howard

did you send away for something? ;D



Howard
no comment  ;D

Apparently, everyone has appalling small penises. Word's out.

teen girl porn ;D



Howard

teen girl porn ;D



Howard


You know you love it, ya creepy bastard!  ;D


I'm just playin', man. You know I love you.  ;D

But seriously, folks, I hate all the Zoloft. My computer thinks I'm depressed because I listen to an artist who killed himself. It keeps giving me generic mood-elevator pop-ups. And it thinks I'm Jewish and need a date.

and what the hell is Cialis? ???



Howard

If I get ONE more email telling me I need a bigger penis!!!!!  As if I don't have enough insecurities to worry over already!!!  LOL!!  ;D

If I get ONE more email telling me I need a bigger penis!!!!!  As if I don't have enough insecurities to worry over already!!!  LOL!!  ;D


Penis extension spam is the worse!  >:(

Uh, what list are you on, my friend, and how did you get there?
??? ::)


I'm talking about Sicko Revenge.

and what the hell is Cialis? ???



Howard
ask Ironman

and what the hell is Cialis? ???



Howard

She's the one I see after I see Wanda and before I see Nadine, providing of course I get my special pills!
:D

Penis extension spam is the worse!  >:(


why do I need a penis extention? I'm happy with my manhood. ;D

Howard

words that are spelled differently like "fcuk ehr ttis" or something like that.porn is definitely the worst. >:(



Howard

why do I need a penis extention? I'm happy with my manhood. ;D

Howard




Perhaps, but you know what they say.

If big is good, then BIGGER is even BETTER.  ;D

LB

Perhaps, but you know what they say.

If big is good, then BIGGER is even BETTER.   ;D

LB



maybe that's what Robin demands ;D



Howard

Lately I've been getting a Spam message about twice a day that says "Give her more sp**m than she can drink".

That's just wasteful.  >:(

Real Estate
Nigerian Lottery


Howard

maybe that's what Robin demands ;D



Howard


Yeah... maybe she wants a BATman.  ;) ;D

LB

Yeah... maybe she wants a BATman.  ;) ;D

LB



sorry I don't have a batman ;D




Howard

sorry I don't have a batman ;D




Howard
you better put a cape on the crusader if you don't want a baby  ;D

you better put a cape on the crusader if you don't want a baby  ;D



you got that right ;)



Howard

Real Estate
things with attachments(paper clip)
porn


Howard

What do you guys mean by 'pervert' spam? Porn? Or pedophilia? Cause I've had a number of email accounts over the last 8 years, and I don't think I've ever gotten ped spam -- what kind of cookies are you guys accumulating? ???


I consider it porn.  I don't think it is the cookies causing the spam, though.  If it were, I probably wouldn't get it...I don't visit porn sites.

Penis extension spam is the worse! >:(


I get those all the time, and I am a woman.  It would have to be one heck of a pill to give me another inch on my penis. ;D

the kind i hate the most are the ones where they are from another country and they are emailing me to tell me that I have an inheritence from some faraway land!! That irks me!

Erin  :(

the kind i hate the most are the ones where they are from another country and they are emailing me to tell me that I have an inheritence from some faraway land!! That irks me!

Erin  :(

I usually get the scam that begins something like, "I am the widow of former African Dictator X, I have 300 million dollars in Swiss bank account, but I need YOU to..."  The upshot is always, I have to front a few grand for some reason, and in the end she'll make me rich. 
There is a rash of IM break-ins from Nigerians and Ghanans who want you to deposit some kind of check for them, for which they will you back promptly.
There must be SOMEBODY stupid enough to fall for this crap, or else they wouldn't do it.

I get those all the time, and I am a woman.  It would have to be one heck of a pill to give me another inch on my penis. ;D

It can be done, just ask Eddie Murphy!

LB wrote
Lately I've been getting a Spam message about twice a day that says "Give her more sp**m than she can drink".

That's just wasteful. 
"Sam paced franticly up and down the barn, ejaculating all the while."

--Harriet Beecher Stow,
Uncle Tom's Cabin

Leo wrote
What do you guys mean by 'pervert' spam? Porn? Or pedophilia? Cause I've had a number of email accounts over the last 8 years, and I don't think I've ever gotten ped spam -- what kind of cookies are you guys accumulating?
I don't know, but I'll wager there is no actual pedophilia pornography behind that spam.  Child porn is not only illegal, it is culturally taboo.  If you pay them your hundred bucks and you don't get your kiddy porn, who are you gonna complain to, huh?
Back when pornography of any sort was illegal, Paris vendors would run scams in which they would wrap regular tourist postcards in the plain envelopes as though they were naughty ones, and charge a fortune for them.  What was the duped tourist to do? Complain to the constable on the corner?  (so reported by George Orwell in Down and Out in Paris and London)
:-[

Any of it.

I usually get the scam that begins something like, "I am the widow of former African Dictator X, I have 300 million dollars in Swiss bank account, but I need YOU to..."  The upshot is always, I have to front a few grand for some reason, and in the end she'll make me rich. 
There is a rash of IM break-ins from Nigerians and Ghanans who want you to deposit some kind of check for them, for which they will you back promptly.
There must be SOMEBODY stupid enough to fall for this crap, or else they wouldn't do it.


yes...i get the same kinds too!!! stupid arses!!! LOL!

Erin :)

I usually get the scam that begins something like, "I am the widow of former African Dictator X, I have 300 million dollars in Swiss bank account, but I need YOU to..."  The upshot is always, I have to front a few grand for some reason, and in the end she'll make me rich. 
There is a rash of IM break-ins from Nigerians and Ghanans who want you to deposit some kind of check for them, for which they will you back promptly.
There must be SOMEBODY stupid enough to fall for this crap, or else they wouldn't do it.


Wait, you mean Mr Umbeugo isn't going to give me $37,000,000?

I consider it porn.  I don't think it is the cookies causing the spam, though.  If it were, I probably wouldn't get it...I don't visit porn sites.


::)

Wait, you mean Mr Umbeugo isn't going to give me $37,000,000?

Not necessarily.  Could be the real thing in your case.  Best check it out for yourself!
::)

Cialis
porn
Real Estate
The Nigerian Lottery saying that I won 1 Billion Dollars
music web sites


Howard

the kind i hate the most are the ones where they are from another country and they are emailing me to tell me that I have an inheritence from some faraway land!! That irks me!

Erin  :(



I just delete it anyway >:(



Howard

Not necessarily.  Could be the real thing in your case.  Best check it out for yourself!
::)


Phew good thing i gave him my ATM Number

::)


You seem to not believe me.  I don't visit those sites and still get porn.  These people get emails more ways than just site visitors, especially since the address I get all the porn at is a web based address.  I don't get porn at my ISP email address.  If I visited the sites it stands to reason my ISP address would get the porn, wouldn't it? 

http://www.jmls.edu/graphics/spam.jpg

http://www.jmls.edu/graphics/spam.jpg


::)

I love Spam! (the real kind not the internet kind!  ;D)

i get all sorts of freaky porn spam. i visit porn sites, all of them the standard hetero/lesbian sites and i end up getting bestiality, gay porn and BDSM spam...i mean WTF!

i get all sorts of freaky porn spam. i visit porn sites, all of them the standard hetero/lesbian sites and i end up getting bestiality, gay porn and BDSM spam...i mean WTF!


To a spammer, pornses are pornses. You see one, you want all of it, they think.

OOOOOOHHHH!!!  According to one I got in my yahoo account today, I can make my boobs 2 sizes bigger in 14 days GUARANTEED!!!......






yeah, right, like they NEED to be any bigger :D
IU keep getting ads for Viaggra,Viagdra--you get the picture.Sometiomes i get ads in Chinese,which i don't know.,That could be because my real world name is Michele,and that name seems popular in some Asian communities.

I get ads saying I won different lotteries....ya right!


Erin :)

I keep getting those Nigerian or Japanese e-mails so I write them back saying"drop dead" >:( MF



Howard

OOOOOOHHHH!!!  According to one I got in my yahoo account today, I can make my boobs 2 sizes bigger in 14 days GUARANTEED!!!......


GUARANTEED!!! you say..

hmmmm

pssssttt.. you couldn't forward it could you..

A word of advice....don't respond to them, just delete them.  If you respond, then they know that they've "hit" a valid email address and will keep sending you all kinds of crap ;)



I read them and then delete em'.


Howard

Just read a quote from A Modest Mouse member:

"Like the internet. I spend so much time screwing around on the internet, I get all this weird crap. Apparently, I have a very, very small penis. Word's out."

Made me laugh, and I thought it was relevant.  ;D

the next one I get ;) I guess C is no longer considered big ???



C?  Hell, I am a DD and still get that crap. ::)

;D

I guess they won't be happy until we all qualify for a photo shoot in "Big Uns" ;D


I certianley won't rest until then!

OOOOOOHHHH!!!  According to one I got in my yahoo account today, I can make my boobs 2 sizes bigger in 14 days GUARANTEED!!!......






yeah, right, like they NEED to be any bigger :D
::)Well,I guess if i were a size 34,there would be more places outside of Japantown that carry bras in my size.What's up with the supersizing of fast food meals,anyway? ???Does a 9 year old really need to be a b cup already?

C?  Hell, I am a DD and still get that crap. ::)



I also get spam about having breasts ;D



Howard

selling your home
real estate investments
big boobies
Cialis medication


Howard

I've been getting back dated spam that slips through my yahoo junk mail filters and since it's backdated a few months I have to search a few pages to find it  >:(

Yesterday my good friend Dr Munday informed that although his wife and children had been killed he was still willing to do business with me, however due to the unforseen events of the other day things would need to pick up a pace.

Oh well, as long as he pays me that $400,000 before next Sunday i'll be content.

Guess my boobs are STILL to small ???  Oh, other body parts (which I don't have) are as well ::)



You know CrazyMom,I keep getting constant spam about my breasts. ::)



Howard

Porn and more porn >:(



Howard

Hello Bethany....Would you like to elongate your Penis?..... ???

You can't elongate a non-existent penis

Sorry folks

~Beth

::)Well,I guess if i were a size 34,there would be more places outside of Japantown that carry bras in my size.What's up with the supersizing of fast food meals,anyway? ???Does a 9 year old really need to be a b cup already?

One theory suggests hormones used as food additives bring on precocious puberty.
I suppose the added body fat due to the obesity epidemic has boosted the average breast size as well.