While I was reading the World Weekly News, and I came across an article called 10 Ways To Tell Your Insane!, in it a research scientist claims that there is 10 ways to tell if you are crazy or not:

1.    You start talking out loud to yourself, as though your another person. In sevre cases, you pick a fight with youself or seduce yourself.

2.    You wear underware on the outside of your clothing or leave the house nude, having forgoten to get dressed.

3.    You use beer, juice, or soda in your breakfast cereal, instead of milk.

4.    You live in the same house with in laws, wheter their your home or theirs.

5.    While love making, you pretend your partner is an animal.

6.    You pierce, tattoo, cut, or otherwise deface your body.

7.    You spend an inordinate ammount of time ordering things from the home shopping channel.

8.    You feel that everyone is looking at you/or talking about you.

9.    You can't stop thinking about giving the Pope a sponge bath.  ::)  ;D

10.  You dress your pets in human like clothing.

I do 4 of them.. do you need to take me away occifer?

I do 4.. do you need to take me away occifer?


LOL....  ::)  ;D

whats wrong with tattoos and piercings? and i often think about the pope in a non-christian way...

I Re-Pierced my own nose a couple hours ago.. what does that say  ;D

I know there is a way  to tattoo yourself.. anybody know how?

I know there is a way  to tattoo yourself.. anybody know how?


Sure, it's not advisable by any means, but you can purchase all the equipment online, make your own gun or go at it the old fashioned way.  I had an ex-con show me his prison tattoos that he had done with guitar strings; they were actually quite good all things considering.  Again, I just don't think any of theses would be the smartest way to approach a tattoo, but that doesn't stop some people, including my husband who did his first one; but that was many, many years ago when he was young and stupid.

when people think you're talking to yourself but what they don't realize is you're talking to someone on your cellphone using your earpiece. ;D ;D



Howard

Ha.. i Laugh my ass off when i see that. Like when somebody on the bus is talking to themselves.. your sitting there thinking.. ha what a goober.. then it dawns on you  ;D

Ha.. i Laugh my a** off when i see that. Like when somebody on the bus is talking to themselves.. your sitting there thinking.. ha what a goober.. then it dawns on you  ;D



then can you tell they're wearing an earpiece? ;D


Howard

Yup.. it usually takes me like 10 minuets and then all of a sudden i realise.

While I was reading the World Weekly News, and I came across an article called 10 Ways To Tell Your Insane!, in it a research scientist claims that there is 10 ways to tell if you are crazy or not:

1.    You start talking out loud to yourself, as though your another person. In sevre cases, you pick a fight with youself or seduce yourself.

2.    You wear underware on the outside of your clothing or leave the house nude, having forgoten to get dressed.

3.    You use beer, juice, or soda in your breakfast cereal, instead of milk.

4.    You live in the same house with in laws, wheter their your home or theirs.

5.    While love making, you pretend your partner is an animal.

6.    You pierce, tattoo, cut, or otherwise deface your body.

7.    You spend an inordinate ammount of time ordering things from the home shopping channel.

8.    You feel that everyone is looking at you/or talking about you.

9.    You can't stop thinking about giving the Pope a sponge bath.  ::)  ;D

10.   You dress your pets in human like clothing.




How many does it take to be crazy?

1.YES, I talk to myself all the time
2.NO,can't say
3.YES, It has happened before (but it was at a cottage)
4.NOPE
5.NOPE
6.YES 2 tattoos and 2 stretched ears.
7.I'm getting addicted to ebay
8.  What did you say?  Who said that?
9. some people can be cleaner
10. Who hasn't?

8.    You feel that everyone is looking at you/or talking about you


I think that might be me on occassions. ;D


Howard

when people think you're talking to yourself but what they don't realize is you're talking to someone on your cellphone using your earpiece. ;D ;D



Howard


I hate that! I answer a question and then I realize they aren't talking to me!

MooRocca, you crack me up!!!


Just returning the favor!  :)  (Particularly loved your first and last answers.)

Thanks ;)

BTW, I have pics of ALL of my boys dressed up as "animals".....good blackmail pics for when they get older ;)

crazymom:  So, you want to take the car, drive out of state and spend the night in a hotel with your girlfriend?
son:  Yes mom.
crazymom:  Should I get the "cow" picture blown up to an 8x10 or 16x20 for the yearbook?
son:  Well, maybe I'll just stay home tonight ;)


That is unless they find the pictures taken later  ;D

If you don't do any of those things listed, but you're still insane, does it mean you're cured? ::)

If you don't do any of those things listed, but you're still insane, does it mean you're cured? ::)



Yes. :D


Howard

While I was reading the World Weekly News, and I came across an article called 10 Ways To Tell Your Insane!, in it a research scientist claims that there is 10 ways to tell if you are crazy or not:

1. You start talking out loud to yourself, as though your another person. In sevre cases, you pick a fight with youself or seduce yourself.

2. You wear underware on the outside of your clothing or leave the house nude, having forgoten to get dressed.

3. You use beer, juice, or soda in your breakfast cereal, instead of milk.

4. You live in the same house with in laws, wheter their your home or theirs.

5. While love making, you pretend your partner is an animal.

6. You pierce, tattoo, cut, or otherwise deface your body.

7. You spend an inordinate ammount of time ordering things from the home shopping channel.

8. You feel that everyone is looking at you/or talking about you.

9. You can't stop thinking about giving the Pope a sponge bath. ::) ;D

10. You dress your pets in human like clothing.
You pierce, tattoo, cut, or otherwise deface your body.
Well then,all four members of the Christian band P.O.D. are certifiably INSANE....they don't cut themselves though,that's more 1970's era Iggy Pop's thing....

I hate that! I answer a question and then I realize they aren't talking to me!


shows that people are ignornat ;D


Howard

I do none of those. Well, I dunno about the Pope thing.. ???


J/K  :D  ;D

If you happen to be Michael Jackson.....it's a given you're a nutcase!

I hate that! I answer a question and then I realize they aren't talking to me!
My friend was just telling me about a situation where two women were in a public bathroom separate stalls obviously.  One was on her cell phone but the other didn't know it.  The first said hello, so the second said hello?  How are you doing?  Well I'm ok.  What are you doing later?  Well, uhhh I'm not sure yet.  Finaly the first said, I'll call you back later, the weirdo in the next stall is answering everything I ask you.

        20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

        1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair

        dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.


        2. Page yourself over the intercom...don't disguise your voice.


        3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with

        that.

        4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it In."

      5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
        their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.


        6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors."


        7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."


        8. Dont use any punctuation


        9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.


      10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.


      11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."


      12. Sing along at the opera.


      13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

      14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all

        day.


        15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party

      because you're not in the mood.


      16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.


      17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"


        18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run

        for your lives! They're loose!!"


        19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to

        have to let one of you go."


        And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......


      20. share this message to someone to make them smile...it's called therapy

^^^ ;D^^^ ;D

Never stop speaking.. i.e merge one subject in to the next
Fart really obviously then point at somebody and say "You did it"
Grin moronically then when somebody grins back.. frown.
skip!

     

        18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run

        for your lives! They're loose!!" 
     



OMG!!!  I needed those this morning!!  Those are good!!  Had me giggling all the way through till I got to number 18......

I'm gonna tell yall something, ya can't try to hold back a full on laugh with your mouth full of coke!!!  Straight out the nose!!

11)  Even crazy people think you're crazy.  ;D  ::)

What's wrong with being crazy?  Plenty of good things come from crazy people :D :D :D :D >:( :D :D :P :D :( ;D  >:( >:( >:( :D :-X


what? ???

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run

        for your lives! They're loose!!"


just yell,"The elephants are coming"! ;D



Howard

when you start talking to yourself and answer your own question. ;D


Howard