Well folks . . . You decide . . .  ;D

Bob the Hamster

Hermes and Aphrodite  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D (FLAME ME!!!)

:D  :D  :D  :D

Hermes and Aphrodite  ;D  ;D   ;D  ;D  ;D (FLAME ME!!!)

:D   :D  :D  :D


Instead of having two sex organs, I have a god complex. That works for me, lol.

Don't you worry, I'm getting my blow-torch ready.  ;D

Bob the Hamster


I've got a new hamster dance mix coming out soon.  ;D

your a hermie.

your a hermie.


Now people can really tell me to go f... myself.  ;D

I once made a hermaphrodite out of sand on the beach in Cornwall ::)

I once made a hermaphrodite out of sand on the beach in Cornwall ::)


Really? LOL!  ;D

A man with boobs.. lol

I think you're Morten Harket  :D

please tell me you're kidding with this thread. ;D

you're a Man's man. ;)


Howard

Bob's William Regal?

A man with boobs.. lol


of course he is.... :D


Howard

Bob's William Regal?



hey Al,you never know.He very well could be. ;D


Howard

Bobby's Rick Ashley  ;D

A man with boobs.. lol


Like Joey on Friends? Did you fit yourself into the sand structure like Joey did on Friends?

I think you're Morten Harket  :D


Morten Harket!?! LMAO!!!!  ;D

Which one, the living version or the drawn version?  ;D

Bobby's Rick Ashley  ;D


I kid you not, I love Rick Astley's music . . . Honestly I swear.  ;D

Morten Harket!?! LMAO!!!! ;D

Which one, the living version or the drawn version? ;D


The drawn one  ;D Sometimes I think Harket's the chick and the chick is a man!  ;D  ;D  ;D

please tell me you're kidding with this thread. ;D

you're a Man's man. ;)


Lol. Cheers man. Poor us a babycham in a pint mug (ah! I've got to keep the secret going, see  ;D).

I kid you not, I love Rick Astley's music . . . Honestly I swear. ;D


That's nothing compared to me liked Insane Clown Posse!  ;D

Why would he not be a man? ;D


Howard

That's nothing compared to me liked Insane Clown Posse!  ;D


You like ICP too? They rule

The drawn one  ;D Sometimes I think Harket's the chick and the chick is a man!  ;D  ;D  ;D


Heh heh. She is a bit drab in the 'Take on me' video, isn't she?  ;D

I haven't listened to any Insane Clown Posse. Listened to Slipknot once - what an experience that was.  ::)  ;D

Yet you liked slayer? ???

Heh heh. She is a bit drab in the 'Take on me' video, isn't she?  ;D

I haven't listened to any Insane Clown Posse. Listened to Slipknot once - what an experience that was.  ::)  ;D


Actually she looks all right.  ;)  But that 80s do of hers is UGLY  ;D 
You like ICP too? They rule


Do you like F*ck the World, Andy?  That songs RULES!

All this time I was thinking you were a sponge who wears square pants.  ;)  :D ;D




Cat

Actually she looks all right.  ;)  But that 80s do of hers is UGLY  ;D   

Do you like F*ck the World, Andy?  That songs RULES!


I love most ICP stuff.. Suicide Hotline is my fav.

Yet you liked slayer? ???


Correction: I liked one song from Slayer.  ;)

All this time I was thinking you were a sponge who wears square pants.   ;)  :D ;D


That's on my night off.  ;)  ;D

You mean that's not you in that avatar picture?

You mean that's not you in that avatar picture?


Heh heh. It would be nice to have a few muscles.  :)

Yeah, that's me in the pic

then who are you anyway? ;D


Howard

HI all.

Bobby likes my "Robonuts"  ::)

thank you. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Yes. Thank you and good night . . .  ;D

Too many smilies! That's it! I think I'm gonna have to . . . http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/flamethrower.gif

then who are you anyway? ;D


I'm Alchoholica and Alchoholica is Bobby.  ;D

I'm Alchoholica and Alchoholica is Bobby.  ;D


Oh I see Hi Alcoholica. ;D


Howard

Oh I see Hi Alcoholica. ;D


Hiya. LMAO!!!! This is all so surreal.  ;D

Hi all.
a few muscles. no way.

howard i wos batman but i am robocop now. ???


robocop.


why don't you just combine the 2. ;D


Howard

Robobat? Sounds like a reality show

Robobat? Sounds like a reality show



or Batcop? ;D ;D



Howard

hi all

ok i will robocop batmam yes this is a good  :-X


Hmm! Why not roboman?  ;D

Hmm! Why not roboman?  ;D



or Batcop to the rescue. ;D


Howard

HI howard Bobby.

ok ah ah  ;)


robobat ok. happy. ;D


Robobatcopman surely?

Robobatcopman surely?


Robobobby? ;D


Howard

Big hairy man with a beard ;D

Big hairy man with a beard ;D


Lol! A beard all over my arms and neck too judging by that picture.  ;D

O.k the rundown is as follows (oh the suspence . . .).

2 people said man

0 people said woman

3 people said hermaphrodite (LMAO!!!  ;D)

3 people said hamster (even worse! ROFL!!!!)

I can tell you that out of those identities, the people that said 'hamster' are the closest.  ;D

:-\\
ummm. bobby  :-X

::)
No matter what you are I'm sure you are nice. :)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D

Bobby, if you're a woman, you definitely got hit with the ugly stick when you were younger....took a dive in the shallow end of the gene pool....got slapped in the face by the doctor when you were born....you get the gist of it ;) ;D


Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every goddam branch on the way down.

Judging by your avatar...you're all man ;D

Hi Bobby.

yes thats it cool nice one.

or catwoman yes catwoman i like this name.



catwoman. :-*



:-\\



I am woman. Hear me roar. MEOW!




Cat

:-\\



I am woman. Hear me roar. MEOW!




Cat

;D ;)

Gerbil? ;D


Howard

Gerbil? ;D


Howard

1998 Urban Legend
(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

1998 Urban Legend
(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/



I sorry to hear that Jim.


Howard

I have no idea if it's true but I heard Richard Gere had a similar experience, without the fire.

The Darwin Awards site is pretty funny, some people do some really stupid things

Bobby, if you're a woman, you definitely got hit with the ugly stick when you were younger....took a dive in the shallow end of the gene pool....got slapped in the face by the doctor when you were born....you get the gist of it ;) ;D


You never know. I might have had plastic surgery to look like a man.  ;D

:-\\
ummm. bobby  :-X

::)
No matter what you are I'm sure you are nice. :)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D


Ah bless. You don't have to be diplomatic, whitewolf.  ;)  ;D

Judging by your avatar...you're all man ;D


Tee hee, thanks Mark.  ;)

The Darwin Awards site is pretty funny, some people do some really stupid things


What? Was that gerbil thing a real case?

What? Was that gerbil thing a real case?



Not sure.. we have all heard the story... If it's true i wouldn't be too shocked.. but of course it could be another urban legend. I don't know what catagory snopes would have it under? Feltch?

I said "What the heck...."  :D

Your avatar is The Ultimate Warrior correct?
Didn't one or two who played that role die?
So technically judging by your avatar .... you are possibly dead? LOL
Or am I wrong?

Personally - I think you are male all the way!

Tam

A boy all grown up? :D ;D



Howard

What does it matter?

It was very hard to tell, but I decided he was a hamster.

Hampster it is  :o

I said "What the heck...."  :D

Your avatar is The Ultimate Warrior correct?
Didn't one or two who played that role die?
So technically judging by your avatar .... you are possibly dead? LOL
Or am I wrong?

Personally - I think you are male all the way!

Tam


Tam.

Yes, my avatar is The Ultimate Warrior.
No, the same man (Jim Hellwig - really did change his name to 'Warrior' in the end) has always played the role.
If Hellwig is still alive, then I am.  ;D

Thank you.  :)

A boy all grown up? :D ;D


More closer to the truth than you realise, Howard.  :)

What does it matter?


It doesn't really. It's a bit of stupid fun based on a couple of gender-based poll's recently put in this section by Full House Fan and Hairspray.  :)

It was very hard to tell, but I decided he was a hamster.

Hampster it is :o


Thanks for voting folks. I'm going back to my wheel for a run now.  ;D.