My ring tone would sound like a loud Fart, people would get used to this tone and then you could Fart in public and just pick up your phone as if it were ringing

I can't remember where, but somewhere you can get Jenna Jameson moaning :o :o


I can get that for FREE on the net  ;D

I can't remember where, but somewhere you can get Jenna Jameson moaning :o :o



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=9&u=/nm/20050127/od_nm/life_moan_dc



Cat

I'd quite like the sound of the werewolves on the moor in "American Werewolf In London", that would disturb a few people on the bus...

A while ago, there was talk of a device available that could, when activated, block the signals of any mobile phone/ radio within a 20 feet radius- anyone ever heard of this?

Thomas Haden Church in a submissive tone "You have a call, Mistress."  ::)
Yes... I know, it sounds like an odd request for a ringtone!

My ring tone would sound like a loud Fart, people would get used to this tone and then you could Fart in public and just pick up your phone as if it were ringing



now that's original. ;D


Howard

How about a guy screaming "Pick Up The Phone" ;D


Howard

My dentist has a very sexy ladies voice saying "Answer the phone, big boy" ;D


How about a ringtone with Michael Ian Black making fun of ringtones? 

How about a loud belch? ;D


Howard

Thomas Haden Church in a submissive tone "You have a call, Mistress."  ::)
Yes... I know, it sounds like an odd request for a ringtone!
Thomas Haden Church's initials = THC the chemical in marijuana that get's you high, is this a coincidence?

How about a Sherlock Holmes detective ring tone. ;D



Howard

How would you have that? Based on the movies I've seen, it'd just be a lout maniacal laugh at random intervals... O.o;;

You could have a repetitive "Elementary my dear Watson", or a hideous scream of "Aaah, Moriarty!"  ;D

or how about a horror tone such as a door creaking or a wolf howling or perhaps a Vincent Price laugh from the song "Thriller". ;D



Howard

The Chorus of Witch Doctor

Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bang bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bang bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bang bang

full song lyrics here: http://www.davies.nl/lyrics/view.php3?id=0030&lang=en

The Chorus of Witch Doctor

Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bang bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bang bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bang bang

full song lyrics here: http://www.davies.nl/lyrics/view.php3?id=0030&lang=en




now that's an original tone. ;D


Howard

How about a ring tone of Roseane Barr's flatulance ?

;D

What I think would be truly unique is a cell-phone ring tone that sounds exactly like an old fashioned telephone.  Simplicity at its best. 

At the place I used to work I would see a group of people and hear a cell phone ring, and about half would check to see if it was their phone or not

At the place I used to work I would see a group of people and hear a cell phone ring, and about half would check to see if it was their phone or not

In the office I work at, several of the top managers (only people allowed to walk around with a mobile switched on) have the standard Nokia ringtone on their phones- whenever one goes off, there's generally a chorus of loud "Hello! What? I'm in the office!" a la Trigger Happy TV (series where Dom Joly walked around busy places, buses, libraries with a giant model telephone shouting into it). Most embarassing!

What I think would be truly unique is a cell-phone ring tone that sounds exactly like an old fashioned telephone.  Simplicity at its best. 





you rarely hear them these days. ::)



Howard

At the place I used to work I would see a group of people and hear a cell phone ring, and about half would check to see if it was their phone or not


that happens at most places everywhere you go.


Howard

What I think would be truly unique is a cell-phone ring tone that sounds exactly like an old fashioned telephone.  Simplicity at its best.

Like mine

Like mine


No wait,

Thats my home phone (I don't have a cell-phone)

Hi

i hate it when i hear a ring tone and i cant rememder where i last
heard it.
its
all ways one of those tv ring tones you cant rememder. ::)  

Hi

i hate it when i hear a ring tone and i cant rememder where i last
heard it.
its
all ways one of those tv ring tones you cant rememder. ::)  



happens to me batman. ::)



Howard

hi Howard.

i guess thats lifes little joke on us. ;D

dog barking ;D



Howard

Smokin' the chronic  ;D

Smoking the riefer  ;D

The noises that happen when troops go over the top.. have your phone on loud and hear that Mortar whistle  ;D

Um, um, um...
How about the sound of human begins getting roasted on a spit?
Well, maybe that wouldn't be so good.

How about the sound of one hand clapping?