If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank ATM's?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why do men have nipples?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

How much higher would the oceans be if it wasn't for all the sponges?

If you vote Republican, does that make you an accomplice to their crimes?

Why can't men get periods? ;D


Howard

LMAO!! Superb.. so true.. so true..

every women's words and products have the word men in it? ;D



Howard

If a tree falls on a mime, is a sound still made?
If someone says a penny for your thoughts, are obliged to give them a penny?
Does Santa Claus give presents to himself?

Why can't men get periods? ;D


Howard
:P :P :P :P :P

If one clones themselves and then kills the clone is it murder or suicide?
If you clone yourself 2000 times and kill all of them is that genocide?

THis came up in a conversation I had with several friends on cloning.

Does Santa Claus give presents to himself?


That's the job of Mrs. Claus.

Do elves have a union?  ::)

Is a peanut a pea or a nut?
Why can't the hands on a clock go backwards?
Why can't guys have womenopause?

;D


Howard

:P :P :P :P :P



Wouldn't that be considered Hemmoroids? ;D


Howard

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?



Yes :)

If a homosexual kills himself, is it homicide or suicide?
What do turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? And if they do eat other turkeys, is that considered cannibalism?  :D

If one clones themselves and then kills the clone is it murder or suicide?
If you clone yourself 2000 times and kill all of them is that genocide?

THis came up in a conversation I had with several friends on cloning.

If a Democrat is also gay, can he still vote a straight ticket? ;)
If you vote Republican, does that make you an accomplice to their crimes?

LOL!

Why don't women's bathrooms have urinals?

Is a supermarket really super?

Howard

Why don't women's bathrooms have urinals?



Uhh....Howard let me explain something to you....

Uhh....Howard let me explain something to you....


LOL


Is a supermarket really super?


You would love France, they have Marche's (Markets) Supermarche's, Hypermarche's, Ultramarche's and many others depending on the size.

Do fleas have fleas?
Can a cow really jump over the moon, and if so how?
What would chicken taste like to a chicken?

its alright to talk to GOd but your crazy if he answers...

Is a peanut a pea or a nut?

It's a pea (which is why nearly all of those "contains nuts" allergy statements are wrong)
True story: we bought a bag of chestnuts for stuffing the turkey - it has on the label "Warning: contains nuts"... D'Oh!

It's a pea (which is why nearly all of those "contains nuts" allergy statements are wrong)
True story: we bought a bag of chestnuts for stuffing the turkey - it has on the label "Warning: contains nuts"... D'Oh!


LOL....................

Is tomato a fruit or a vegatable?  :-\\

It's a fruit.. any similar questions.. i am your man.. i love em no matter how you bastardize the pronunciation  ;)

It's a fruit.. any similar questions.. i am your man.. i love em no matter how you bastardize the pronunciation  ;)


But it looks like a vegatable, and I have yet to hear of a tomato tree!  ::)  ;D

Telll me if you do  ;D

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


We'd know.  We always know!!  ...And when that man gets back from the forest, you can bet we'll let him know we know he was wrong... right after he guesses what it is we're miffed about (because we shouldn't have to tell him, he should just know.)  Y'know?  ;D 


Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

The desert?  Antarctica?  A parking lot?  The moon?


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Because nobody tosses them in the dryer, of course!


Why do men have nipples?

Because they'd look silly sporting a couple of toes on their chests, instead??

Why does smoke rise from a wet ground when you urinate? ;D

Has anyone ever heard of a man-gina?



Howard

Uhh....Howard let me explain something to you....



women have to sit down,spread their legs and pee. ;D

Thank God I'm not a woman ;D



Howard

women have to sit down,spread their legs and pee. ;D

Thank God I'm not a woman ;D


Practise for the other toilet function  ;)

Practise for the other toilet function  ;)



I have yet Al,to see a woman stand up to go pee. ;D

Howard

But it looks like a vegatable, and I have yet to hear of a tomato tree!  ::)  ;D


Tamarillo trees are sometimes called tomato trees, but they're not exactly the same fruit, just related.  Wal-mart sells something it calls tomato-tree seeds,  in a little red plastic eggs, each spring, you can usually find them on shipper strips displayed near the cash registers (I've never bought any, so I can't say what really grows from them,) and then there are Italian tomato trees, billed as being "like having a tomato factory in your back yard":  
http://www.rushindustries.com/tp.html?ROITrakid=101&OVRAW=%22tomato%20tree%22&OVKEY=tree%20tomato&OVMTC=standard

I once saw a woman relievering herself off a bridge... she was standing.. i was impressed... but round here.. we can occupy ourselves with roadkill for hours..

Who is the ghost of Christmas Now? ;D



Howard

I once saw a woman relievering herself off a bridge... she was standing.. i was impressed... but round here.. we can occupy ourselves with roadkill for hours..


Did she get caught? :o



Howard

Not that i know of.. i was fairly intoxicated at the time and can't fully remember.. i know we ran under that bridge for a reason though.

I have yet Al,to see a woman stand up to go pee. ;D

Howard
What about in "Bachelor Party?" ;D

Why don't women's bathrooms have urinals?

Hey Howard, at the 2004 Glastonbury Festival (big UK music festival beloved of students & wannabe crusties) they installed female urinals, called She-Pees, that ladies could use standing up. Apparently they were quite popular (novelty value, I daresay!) but the organisers did encounter some problems, mostly related to "splashback" (work it out for yourself) & people taking photos in there with camera phones. Ah well, some urine, some you lose... ;D

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank ATM's?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why do men have nipples?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

How much higher would the oceans be if it wasn't for all the sponges?


Hey Gw, Go Bush...
Easy answers- #1 No
#2No-#3No-#4Yes-#5Yes-#6Yes-#7The Ocean-#8To help sell the product to dummy consumers-#9Nothing- let nature do it's thing-
#10Yes-#11No-#12No-To keep out the kind that wreck the bathrooms to begin with-#13 Yes-#14No-#15Only the wool shrinks-#16Yes-#17Yes-#18It's the law-_#19They don't-#20Procedure-#21To follow military orders-#22No-#23God knows-#24To keep from getting ran over-#25None higher-Its God's design to ebb and flow on perfect plan.

If you vote Republican, does that make you an accomplice to their crimes?


What crimes Cry Baby?

Why can't men get periods? ;D


Howard


Because men are question marks.              I love these easy questions. If i'd known there'd be a test i'd studied more.

If a tree falls on a mime, is a sound still made?
If someone says a penny for your thoughts, are obliged to give them a penny?
Does Santa Claus give presents to himself?




Anmswers- #1 Yes -#2Yes IF they give you their thoughts-#3 There is no Santa Claus and stop lying to your kids from day one.

its alright to talk to GOd but your crazy if he answers...


Deoends on if you've given your heart to Jesus or not. If so he does talk to you.

When was the last time a woman tried to look at another's...? Uh forget it. ::)
Why don't women's bathrooms have urinals?

When was the last time a woman tried to look at another's...? Uh forget it. ::)



you can say it...vagina? ;D ;)

Howard

Whatever happened to The Ghost Of Christmas Now? ;D

Howard

No, you can say it Howard. I won't. ;)

you can say it...vagina? ;D ;)

Howard

It's one of Howards top 10 words lol

Keep the politics on the politics board please.

I always wondered if they ever made a spife(spoon and knife)? ;D

Has anyone ever said" just go to heaven instead of go to hell"?


Howard

Elvis has left the thread and the board, on a much more permanent basis.  I noticed he used to have an account, but it was deleted.  A pretty good sign he didn't get the message the first dozen times.

Elvis has left the thread and the board, on a much more permanent basis.  I noticed he used to have an account, but it was deleted.  A pretty good sign he didn't get the message the first dozen times.


ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING ;D


Howard

I always wondered if they ever made a spife(spoon and knife)? ;D

Hey, this reminds me of an UK car advert, for the Nissan Micra. In that, people who 'spoke micra' cobbled two adjectives together to make one, such as 'modtro' (modern+retro). A friend of mine bought one, he described it as 'shiny and bright'... ;D

The big bang theory, God spoke and BANG it appeared...

It made me laugh...

sneezing with your eyes open

Howard

Practise for the other toilet function ;)
Are you insulting women?

here's two things to ponder....

Why are men willing to pee in front of other men...most urinals are NOT in stalls like toilets are...and in places such as bushes where they can possibly get:
A nasty bite(snakebite or spiderbite) or a rash(poison ivy,oak,or sumac which would make men have to do the Al Bundy all the time...we know where Al puts his hand!)

Why do men leave the toilet seat up....a secret desire for their significant other to fall in?

Are you insulting women?

here's two things to ponder....

Why are men willing to pee in front of other men...most urinals are NOT in stalls like toilets are...and in places such as bushes where they can possibly get:
A nasty bite(snakebite or spiderbite) or a rash(poison ivy,oak,or sumac which would make men have to do the Al Bundy all the time...we know where Al puts his hand!)

Why do men leave the toilet seat up....a secret desire for their significant other to fall in?



I guess us men are used to seeing each other's genitals.


Howard

women have to sit down,spread their legs and pee. ;D

Thank God I'm not a woman ;D



Howard
Women also have to attend to...ahem...that monthly thing. The thing which causes us to "PMS"...

I often wonder how MEN would handle LABOR...I mean the act of childbirth...

Oh yeah...they'd be yelling for that EPIDURAL!

Women also have to attend to...ahem...that monthly thing. The thing which causes us to "PMS"...

I often wonder how MEN would handle LABOR...I mean the act of childbirth...

Oh yeah...they'd be yelling for that EPIDURAL!


What's an epidural? ???


Howard

What's an epidural? ???


Howard
An epidural is local anesthesthia that numbs from the mid-chest down so the person is not uncomfortable during labor.

An epidural is local anesthesthia that numbs from the mid-chest down so the person is not uncomfortable during labor.



Thanks.

Howard

Oh yeah...they'd be yelling for that EPIDURAL!

Not this man - I'd like to keep needles out of my spinal column, thank you very much... but pass the nitrous, please ;)

Does a Book Of Mormon work good as kindling....yes!

Don't you mean The Book of Morons? ;D

Does a Book Of Mormon work good as kindling....yes!

You ever wondered why it's called epilady & not epiman? ;D

& why hamburgers aren't made from Ham? ;D

Howard

& why hamburgers aren't made from Ham? ;D

Howard

Yeah...after all, turkey burgers are made from turkey meat. I do know why they're called Hamburgers, but I don't want to spoil the fun here. :-X

Yeah...after all, turkey burgers are made from turkey meat. I do know why they're called Hamburgers, but I don't want to spoil the fun here. :-X



They should call them Turkburgers ;D

and what about new names for french fries? ;D


Howard

Why do people think every NASCAR fan:
is a redneck
lives in a trailer park
is married to their sister,uncle,or cousin
is uneducated
has no meaningful life besides watching races...

and with the 'all the cars do is go round and round and turn left'...when the races at Infineon(Sears Point) and Watkins Glen are road courses?

The modern form of Santa Claus was invented by those early cocaine peddlars, Coca Cola, in a 1930's ad campaign... :o

The modern form of Santa Claus was invented by those early cocaine peddlars, Coca Cola, in a 1930's ad campaign... :o

Not invented, but it was that Coke advertising campaign which left us indelibly with the red-and-white Coke-coloured chap.  Arguably the most successful campaign, ever.  Snopes has a good article on it.

Yeah...after all, turkey burgers are made from turkey meat. I do know why they're called Hamburgers, but I don't want to spoil the fun here. :-X
I also know why they're called "hamburgers." However, I was stationed in Germany for 3 years, and for the life of me I never could find the town of Cheeseburg.
;)

Don't you mean The Book of Morons? ;D
;D

Why do people think every NASCAR fan:
is a redneck
lives in a trailer park
is married to their sister,uncle,or cousin
is uneducated
has no meaningful life besides watching races...

and with the 'all the cars do is go round and round and turn left'...when the races at Infineon(Sears Point) and Watkins Glen are road courses?
Guess no one has an answer for that....people who assume the forementioned things about NASCAR fans are totally clueless,that's all I can say....

I also know why they're called "hamburgers." However, I was stationed in Germany for 3 years, and for the life of me I never could find the town of Cheeseburg.

nor Beefburg... not to menton Veggieburg ;)

It's kind of lucky in a way that Kennedy did his famous  "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech in Berlin rather than Hamburg, don't you think?  And definitely not Frankfurt :D

I also know why they're called "hamburgers." However, I was stationed in Germany for 3 years, and for the life of me I never could find the town of Cheeseburg.
;)



or Baconburg too. ;D



Howard

What exactly is pond scum? ;D

How much can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? ;D


Howard

How much can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? ;D


Howard
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

nor Beefburg... not to menton Veggieburg ;)

It's kind of lucky in a way that Kennedy did his famous  "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech in Berlin rather than Hamburg, don't you think?  And definitely not Frankfurt :D
I heard that the founder of Hardee's named his latest creation in honor of his great-grandparents, who were originally from the tiny hamlet of Monster Thickburg.
:D

They should call them Turkburgers ;D

and what about new names for french fries? ;D


Howard
If "French fries" had the same meaning as "bull fries" or "turkey fries," there'd be a lot more men singing soprano in France.
;D ;D

Why do parents seem to quash ANY creativity in their children,just to make them FIT into the mold of 'good little future factory worker who will be content with just providing for a traditional family and accept they are little more to society than an EXPENDABLE NUMBER'?

Why do parents seem to quash ANY creativity in their children,just to make them FIT into the mold of 'good little future factory worker who will be content with just providing for a traditional family and accept they are little more to society than an EXPENDABLE NUMBER'?


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Why do parents seem to quash ANY creativity in their children,just to make them FIT into the mold of 'good little future factory worker who will be content with just providing for a traditional family and accept they are little more to society than an EXPENDABLE NUMBER'?


Why do parents enter their little kids (girls especially) into junior beauty pagents?  ::)

A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.



How much would they chuck? ;D


Howard

Why do they call vomiting "Throwing Up"?

You're actually 'throwing down" ;D


Howard

Why do different regions of this country for sodas(pop,Coke,)and hoagies(subs,heros,grinders)..don't people realize that causes confusion for people who travel and don't know the local lingo?

Why do psychiatrists and therapists say that people are 'isolating' when they hear their cilents are on the Internet'a lot'....do they not KNOW that the Internet is INTERACTIVE,in other words,you communicate WITH OTHER PEOPLE when you send an Instant Message to someone or chat in a chatroom...with OTHER LIVING BEINGS?...

I guess coz the Net was not concocted by SIGMUND FREUD!?! Or they think the Net has no mental-health info?

Why do parents seem to quash ANY creativity in their children,just to make them FIT into the mold of 'good little future factory worker who will be content with just providing for a traditional family and accept they are little more to society than an EXPENDABLE NUMBER'?

<Shudder>... possibly 'cause that's what their parents did to them?

<Shudder>... possibly 'cause that's what their parents did to them?
It is NOT a complaint about ALL parents...just some. Namely rich parents who want their kids to be GENTEEL and not 'make waves'.....because the parents are TERRIFIED of losing the place on the SOCIAL REGISTER..

Why do parents seem to quash ANY creativity in their children,just to make them FIT into the mold of 'good little future factory worker who will be content with just providing for a traditional family and accept they are little more to society than an EXPENDABLE NUMBER'?
Because too many parents compete with each other and use their children as pawns to stroke their egos. These are the same people who act like complete jackasses at their kids' sporting events.

Why do psychiatrists and therapists say that people are 'isolating' when they hear their cilents are on the Internet'a lot'....do they not KNOW that the Internet is INTERACTIVE,in other words,you communicate WITH OTHER PEOPLE when you send an Instant Message to someone or chat in a chatroom...with OTHER LIVING BEINGS?...

I guess coz the Net was not concocted by SIGMUND FREUD!?! Or they think the Net has no mental-health info?


yes.you are right.you are talking to people from around the world.It's always interactive.


Howard

yes.you are right.you are talking to people from around the world.It's always interactive.


Howard
I think it's that therapists cannot 'do their thing' and MODIFY PEOPLE'S BEHAVIOR online lmao!

Yes people,this mental health consumer DOES NOT spend every waking hour on AOL...I attend a social day program,one of the things I do on my Compaq Presario is make greeting cards for center staff and members as well as banners for special events! Nor do I spend all day sitting around...I DO walk and get around to shop and appointments ON MY OWN and use New Jersey Transit to do so...there are OTHER PEOPLE on buses!

Not exactly ISOLATING,am I LMAOROFL!

I think it's that therapists cannot 'do their thing' and MODIFY PEOPLE'S BEHAVIOR online lmao!

Yes people,this mental health consumer DOES NOT spend every waking hour on AOL...I attend a social day program,one of the things I do on my Compaq Presario is make greeting cards for center staff and members as well as banners for special events! Nor do I spend all day sitting around...I DO walk and get around to shop and appointments ON MY OWN and use New Jersey Transit to do so...there are OTHER PEOPLE on buses!

Not exactly ISOLATING,am I LMAOROFL!




As for me,I attend a vocational program during the day and then come home and turn on my computer laptop after my shower.


Howard

How many people who feel uncomfortable around technology,such as computers and even silly things like microwaves had parents thatShooed them away from the TV and the stereo thinking 'Oh my God you can't touch it YOU'LL BREAK IT! what a way to plant fear of technology into a kid IMHO

Or said around the kids 'I hate computers they always screw up' or 'Computers take people's jobs over'...Don't parents KNOW that kids pick up on their attitudes?

How many people who feel uncomfortable around technology,such as computers and even silly things like microwaves had parents thatShooed them away from the TV and the stereo thinking 'Oh my God you can't touch it YOU'LL BREAK IT! what a way to plant fear of technology into a kid IMHO

Or said around the kids 'I hate computers they always screw up' or 'Computers take people's jobs over'...Don't parents KNOW that kids pick up on their attitudes?


My Mother was that way with me long time ago. ::)


Howard

If people are afraid of snakes,are snakes also afraid of people?

Do people who buy import cars give a d*mn about American autoworkers' jobs or families?

Will NASCAR on Fox's Darrell Waltrip ever get fired for his IMO asinine comments about 'dirty' drivers, seeing that's the pot(DW) calling the kettle(s) black?

What would the old(animated)NBC Peacock look like in Hi-Definition(he'd still look the same probably unless NBC did something awesome and updated him!)

Will Donald Trump ever get help for his silly fear of contamination? Will he ever get a clue and get rid of that ugly combover?

Will Rush Limbaugh be fired from Mutual Radio for his obnoxious big mouth,and be banned from  broadcast media for life by the FCC?

Do people who buy import cars give a d*mn about American autoworkers' jobs or families?
Is my '94 Mercury Grand Marquis, which was built in Canada, considered an import? Or am I better off buying a Toyota Camry built in Kentucky, or a Honda Accord built in Ohio?

It's kind of lucky in a way that Kennedy did his famous  "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech in Berlin rather than Hamburg, don't you think?  And definitely not Frankfurt :D

Hey Philbo, you've hit the nail on the head without knowing it-  the reason that speech was derided was because there is indeed a type of sausage called a Berliner! ;D

Also thanks for the correction on the Coca Cola bit, I should've put 'popularised' rather than invented.

Will certain people ever trust people with mental illness enough to not scrutinize them all the time...As a mental-health consumer I feel more pressure is put on those with certain disabilities to 'fit in' aka keep our housing IMMACULATE(Ohmigawd,the place is not PERFECTLY tidy,what will the neighbors think! the person MUST be decompensating!).ALWAYS dress nicely(Oh,look at that stuff they're wearing,it's not all that nice...Oh,she's wearing guys' stuff(like NFL or NASCAR t-shirts,hats,sweatsuits rather than GIRLY stuff)...or HAPPENNING to say something they feel and have their words deemed INAPPROPRIATE and their feelings 'under rug swept'!

Guess what...I am who I am,and I'll always be who I am...I don't have to please anyone as long as I don't hurt anyone or break any laws!!

Hey Philbo, you've hit the nail on the head without knowing it- the reason that speech was derided was because there is indeed a type of sausage called a Berliner! ;D

Tee hee... "I am a sausage" - has a certain added piquancy now his philandering habits have come out ;)


Also thanks for the correction on the Coca Cola bit, I should've put 'popularised' rather than invented.

I only found that out recently (while researching for my "Have yourself a pagan sort of Christmas" parody), as I was trying to find out whether Father Christmas/Santa Claus was a Christian tradition, or simply another pagan one co-opted for Christmas... no prizes for guessing the answer to that one - but what did surprise me is that Father Christmas and Santa Clause have *different* roots: Father Christmas is derived from a pagan chap (aka "The Green Man" - that's where the elves and reindeer come from), who'd give out presents on the Winter Solstice; and Santa Claus is the Saint Nicholas chap who'd give presents to local deprived children.  They've kind of got rolled into one, now.

Why is that we can never catch pigeons or squirrels? ;D


Howard

Why is that we can never catch pigeons or squirrels? ;D
Howard

Is that some sort of medical affliction?  ;D "I can't come into work today, I've got a bad case of the squirrels!"

Why is that we can never catch pigeons or squirrels? ;D


Howard
I hear crabs are easy to catch!  ;D ;D ;D

How many people who feel uncomfortable around technology,such as computers and even silly things like microwaves had parents thatShooed them away from the TV and the stereo thinking 'Oh my God you can't touch it YOU'LL BREAK IT! what a way to plant fear of technology into a kid IMHO
My dad's funny that way. When I was a kid (and when cars were still simple to work on--before they went all electronic), my dad almost never took his cars to mechanics--he almost always worked on them himself. He's very skilled mechanically (he grew up on a farm) and has also done extensive remodeling work on his house. Yet I gave my parents my old computer and my dad doesn't have a clue as to how to run it...he doesn't even bother with it.  Why is that???

Why were censors on radio and television SO prudish on what could be heard and shown on radio and television? So as not to offend THE WHITE PROTESTANT& ROMAN CATHOLIC ESTABLISHMENT,i presume!



any thoughts on this,especially from those who grew up back then?

Why were censors on radio and television SO prudish on what could be heard and shown on radio and television? So as not to offend THE WHITE PROTESTANT& ROMAN CATHOLIC ESTABLISHMENT,i presume!



any thoughts on this,especially from those who grew up back then?


Speaking as a Roman Catholic, good question. I often think that censors are a bit up tight and have too much time on their hands.

"We must do it... for the kids!"  ::)

Why do TV newscasts always put the accent on HARD(read:bad) news first,when something big-that is POSITIVE-happens at the same time?

Is PBS 'dumbing down' their kids' shows by doing stuff like 'Teletubbies'? Does PBS not feel that young children and toddlers have ANY kind of intelligence besides 'time for tubby bye-bye'? Oh yeah,PBS knows that parents just HAVE to use TV as a substitute for QUALITY TIME with the 'little ones'?

Why do parents raise their child'the way I was raised'.....even if their parents were physically/verbally abusive!?!

Do those parents that talk nasty and mean to their kids in the name of 'discipline' EVER say anything nice when their kid is being good,or are they the type that go by that old-fashioned saying' praise spoils a child'?Do they EVER use these 3 words

I love you?

I think it's that therapists cannot 'do their thing' and MODIFY PEOPLE'S BEHAVIOR online lmao!

Yes people,this mental health consumer DOES NOT spend every waking hour on AOL...I attend a social day program,one of the things I do on my Compaq Presario is make greeting cards for center staff and members as well as banners for special events! Nor do I spend all day sitting around...I DO walk and get around to shop and appointments ON MY OWN and use New Jersey Transit to do so...there are OTHER PEOPLE on buses!

Not exactly ISOLATING,am I LMAOROFL!


I asked a caseworker why the Internet is considered by them as 'isolating'...she said that the person is PHYSICALLY alone...I guess they cannot MOLD people like some lump of 'human clay' via AOL....

I suspect anything non-Freudian or non-group therapy is not acceptable in their opinion...

you ever pondered what people are thinking when you walk down the streets every day?
Maybe they have that "p-i-s-s-e-d at the world" look. ;D




Howard

Why does annoying things that happens to women happens to start with M-E-N..example MENstruation,MENopause,MENtal dysfuctions? Nothing personal, fellas,just wondering? Still love ya, though! :-*

Can colorblind people drive?

Why does annoying things that happens to women happens to start with M-E-N..example MENstruation,MENopause,MENtal dysfuctions? Nothing personal, fellas,just wondering? Still love ya, though! :-*



That's what I wonder about. ;D

Do firefighters still go out and rescue cats from trees?

Why can't men get pregnant?

Why can't men get pregnant?


;D ;D ;D Well Howard.. I think your local Library will tell you all you need to know.  ;D

Why do your nose and ears grow all your life?

;D ;D ;D Well Howard.. I think your local Library will tell you all you need to know.  ;D

Why do your nose and ears grow all your life?


That what I'd like to know.

;D ;D ;D Well Howard.. I think your local Library will tell you all you need to know.  ;D

Why do your nose and ears grow all your life?

from telling lies  ::)