I know I have already posted this is the ''commercials you can't stand'' thread but this crap of a commercial deserves a thread of it's own.  Maybe it is just me...

I would bet a lot of you have probably seen the Burger King commercial out now where a guy wakes up to 'the king' in bed with him.  He gives the guy a breakfast sandwhich then tries to cop a feel of the guys leg.  To me this is very disturbing.  My reaction may be a little different if the commercial ended with 'the king' dying from a .50 cailber bullet through his face.  Not to mention (again) the announcer's voice when he is saying ''meat and cheese, meat and cheese, and more baby, oh yeah, meat and cheese.''

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/pleasefire/bkahhhh.jpg

Even though 'the king' does look like Janet Reno without makeup or a shave this commercial is so gross and wrong I turn the channel when it comes on.  No one should have to see 'the king' in bed with anyone!  Am I alone in this rant?

Yes, its very freaky and annoying too!

I didn't look at it as the king tried to cop a feel.  It was like a buddy thing...when the king put his hand on the guys leg he quickly moved it.  Not a big deal.  IMO, you are reading too much into this commercial.

I didn't look at it as the king tried to cop a feel.  It was like a buddy thing...when the king put his hand on the guys leg he quickly moved it.  Not a big deal.  IMO, you are reading too much into this commercial.

That's what I thought.  I found it a little weird at first but then blew it off.

That big chicken thing bothers me a lot more than this.

I don't like it either BUT.....There is ALREADY a topic covering ALL good AND bad commercials ;)

Even though ''the king'' does look like Janet Reno without makeup or a shave this commercial is so gross and wrong I turn the channel when it comes on.  No one should have to see ''the king'' in bed with anyone!  Am I alone in this rant?



  It's funnier if the king was copping a feel...

  But, seriously GW, why does this commercial bother you so...?  The king is gay?

That big chicken thing bothers me a lot more than this.


What commercial are you talking about?  Is 'the king' gay?  No idea.  Is this commercial disturbing?  Yes.

   It's funnier if the king was copping a feel...

   But, seriously GW, why does this commercial bother you so...?  The king is gay?
???Well I do wonder if that commercial would have gottenon the air about 20 years ago!Cheers!

I found it disturbing that those kind of ads are for a kid oriented product like Burger King. The most shocking part is not the homosexual overtones, but that the "King" is wearing a mask like they're ready to indulge in sex games after the commercial's over. (Remember Christina Ricci in "The Ice Storm" sequence.)

Fast Food commercials have become very cheesy lately. :P

Quizno's:"mmm...TOASTY"! :P
McDonalds:"I'm Lovin' It". ::)
Subway:Jared thinks his sandwich is "pure gold". ::)

But,I think Burger King is sending a message that people should get out of bed and have a nice warm meat and cheese breakfast sandwich in the morning.


Howard

I think it was Pizza Hut who used to use the slogan "Had a piece lately?"





Cat

I think it was Pizza Hut who used to use the slogan "Had a piece lately?"





Cat



Was that a reference to pizza or sex?  ;D



Howard

Was that a reference to pizza or sex?  ;D



Howard




My point exactly.




Cat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :D I wish I saw this commercial.

It does look a bit disturbing - but I haven't seen the commercial so I don't know the context.

Subway:Jared thinks his sandwich is "pure gold". ::)

Howard
subway also claims it's good for kids....yeah, right, try and tell that to my son Blaine >:(

It's a bit disturbing. Maybe they should've put a woman there, instead of a man. Then, it would'nt look creepy. What's creepy about it? The fact that there is that weird silence for a bit.

Tanya

It's a bit disturbing. Maybe they should've put a woman there, instead of a man. Then, it would'nt look creepy. What's creepy about it? The fact that there is that weird silence for a bit.

Tanya


Bingo.
That's what's really odd about it.

Burger King. They had a really good alternative to the McBurger years ago but then they discovered the microwave oven and things just haven't been the same.

:)

Homophobia rears it's ugly head..?

Homophobia rears it's ugly head..?


;D
;D

  My reaction may be a little different if the commercial ended with 'the king' dying from a .50 cailber bullet through his face.  Not to mention (again) the announcer's voice when he is saying ''meat and cheese, meat and cheese, and more baby, oh yeah, meat and cheese.''

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/pleasefire/bkahhhh.jpg

Even though 'the king' does look like Janet Reno without makeup or a shave this commercial is so gross and wrong I turn the channel when it comes on.  No one should have to see 'the king' in bed with anyone!  Am I alone in this rant?



Now you are being silly.  A .50 caliber bullet would be overkill and possibly a stray bullet would off some guy sitting at a McDonald's two blocks away.  Especially if it's a .50 BMG.  Not only that, but the muzzle blast might set fire to the sheets.  :D

Now you are being silly.  A .50 caliber bullet would be overkill and possibly a stray bullet would off some guy sitting at a McDonald's two blocks away.  Especially if it's a .50 BMG.  Not only that, but the muzzle blast might set fire to the sheets.  :D




Yeah I know, I just want to make sure that 'the king' is good and dead.

In the words of Jay Leno (who did a joke about this last night, guess I'm not alone in my rant):

Jay Leno: Have you seen that commercial with the guy and THE Burger King?  How creepy is that?  Let me tell you something, if you're a guy and you woke up with the Burger King in bed with you it is safe to say you had it HIS way. (JUST LOOK AT 'THE KING'S' FACE)

Dang I hope this commercial goes off the air soon. 

A .50 caliber bullet would be overkill .... Especially if it's a .50 BMG.



Half a BrianMannixGirl ?  :o

the announcer's voice when he is saying ''meat and cheese, meat and cheese, and more baby, oh yeah, meat and cheese.''



Also shocking is how fattening and terrible for you this double greasy sausage and cheese sandwich is, even though it probably tastes dam good ;D

It is a little strange, but it got your attention, GW, so I guess they did what they set out to do!  ;)

Also shocking is how fattening and terrible for you this double greasy sausage and cheese sandwich is, even though it probably tastes dam good ;D


Not only that, but that sausage and cheese sandwich ain't kosher either.

That commercial is offensive on SOOOOOOOO many levels.  :P

So,what's wrong with the king waking you up telling you to go eat a breakfast sandwich at BK? ;D


Howard

It's a bit disturbing. Maybe they should've put a woman there, instead of a man. Then, it would'nt look creepy. What's creepy about it? The fact that there is that weird silence for a bit.

Tanya



Oh you're saying the Queen should wake up with the guy? ;)


Howard

Oh you're saying the Queen should wake up with the guy? ;)


Howard


What I think that commercial is trying to say is that the Burger King actually is a Queen.

;D

What I think that commercial is trying to say is that the Burger King actually is a Queen.

;D



So,why don't they have a Queen for Dairy Queen Ice Cream? :D



Howard

So,why don't they have a Queen for Dairy Queen Ice Cream? :D



Howard


They did, but she was too frigid.

;D

They did, but she was too frigid.

;D



Or how about getting Ronald McDonald back to sing "I'm Lovin'It"in blackface. :o



Howard

If I ever woke up with the King, my first thought:



Holy shhh man, I gotta stop drinkin'.

I wish Ronald McDonald was back to do McDonalds. ;D




Howard

I found it disturbing that those kind of ads are for a kid oriented product like Burger King. The most shocking part is not the homosexual overtones, but that the "King" is wearing a mask like they're ready to indulge in sex games after the commercial's over. (Remember Christina Ricci in "The Ice Storm" sequence.)

Haw haw haw!  I lloved that scene.  The two kids start necking with the girl (Ricci) wearing a Nixon mask.  Then the girl's father walks in, "Don't you two have homework...and take that thing off!"  The Nixon mask is most apropos because the story takes place in the early '70s.  Great scene, great movie!
Hey, do you remember the costumed ghosts from the climactic portion of "The Shining"?  Wendy is running through a corridor and she sees the ghosts of two men, one in a lion costume and one in a bear costume.  They're obviously engaging in an act of homo-erotic debauchery, replayed from some decadent Jazz Age party.

Anyway, back to the King.  If the Burger King is gay and copping a feel, it's the coolest BK commercial ever, and I'll go out and get a Double Whopper!
;D

Or how about getting Ronald McDonald back to sing "I'm Lovin'It"in blackface. :o



Howard

Youse guys is twisted! I like it!

Thanks for supplying a picture, chaps. At first (having not seen the ad) I thought 'The King' you were referring to was Elvis...There's a terrible ad in the UK for Kingsmill bread, it has an Elvis impersonator apparently founding a mill...

How about we do a commercial with the "Where's the Beef" lady in bed with BOTH the King & Ronald? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Uhhh...OK, you...you just crossed the line there!
(I had one for Wendy's, but I wouldn't dare post it!)
;)

How about we do a commercial with the "Where's the Beef" lady in bed with BOTH the King & Ronald? ;D ;D ;D ;D


OK now we're moving...

When the "Where's the Beef" lady says her line, and Ronald McDonald and Burger King just look at each other, actor Ron Jeremy pops out from under the sheets.

The reason this commercial is so disturbing to me is the fact that the guy wakes up and you know he's probably thinking, "Why does the bed feel strange?"  So, he rolls over only to be staring in the face of The King!  Only the King's face isn't real.  it's a mask.  An unchanging, always happy looking mask.  It's bad enough that the poor guy woke up with someone looking at him, but it had to be a guy in a huge mask!  This is what I find disturbing.  Sort of like clowns. 

You guys are just too funny. I love the idea of Ron Jeremy in the ad with Ronald, the king, and Clara ("Where's the Beef" lady). But, I think "Trojan Man" should make an appearence too.




Cat

Just the thought of some of these ideas for commercials is cracking me up beyond belief!!  We have quite the imaginations here don't we!!  ;D  Don't forget good old Colonel Sanders, I'm sure we could fit him in somewhere!

You guys are just too funny. I love the idea of Ron Jeremy in the ad with Ronald, the king, and Clara ("Where's the Beef" lady). But, I think "Trojan Man" should make an appearence too.




Cat


Alright, these commercial-mascot orgies are getting out of hand! ONE mascot in bed with a person crosses the line for me!  :o

Not only that, but that sausage and cheese sandwich ain't kosher either.

That commercial is offensive on SOOOOOOOO many levels.  :P
If I saw 'the king' in my bed when I woke up.....I'd call 911 pronto!!

If I saw 'the king' in my bed when I woke up.....I'd call 911 pronto!!

Yul Brynner & Deborah Kerr
in
The King & I...in bed!

Yeah I know, I just want to make sure that 'the king' is good and dead.
Let the King die from all those Whoppers he eats....he's a heart attack waiting to happen!!Yeah,get the ol' defibrillator out.....

How about we do a commercial with the "Where's the Beef" lady in bed with BOTH the King & Ronald? ;D ;D ;D ;D



well since Clara Peller is dead they'd have to find someone else possibly even younger.How about a Playboy Playmate with Ronald and The King? ;D


Howard

Jeez, sounds like this king is a 'bit fruity' as we might say in En-ger-land. How come our royal families are never like him?  ;D
That being said, Prince Harry has just been involved in his first 'scuffle' with the paparazzi.... actually, I think I'll start a thread about that...

well since Clara Peller is dead they'd have to find someone else possibly even younger.How about a Playboy Playmate with Ronald and The King? ;D

Howard


How about the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady? ???

well since Clara Peller is dead they'd have to find someone else possibly even younger.How about a Playboy Playmate with Ronald and The King? ;D


Howard

;D  Boy you weren't kiddin' about being a porn addict were you??

I'm with the King for pulling out of Sinclair.  I'll definitely have to get a cheese double Whopper now!
;D

How about the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady? ???



Nah.That wouldn't work. ;D


Howard

;D  Boy you weren't kiddin' about being a porn addict were you??


A thought came to mind instead of The King then how about someone sexier to jump out of bed and suprise the guy with a meat and cheese sandwich? ;D



Howard

A thought came to mind instead of The King then how about someone sexier to jump out of bed and suprise the guy with a meat and cheese sandwich? ;D



Howard
They should have gotten someone like RuPaul to be in bed with The King!

They should have gotten someone like RuPaul to be in bed with The King!



Rupaul would jump out of bed and suprise the guy by saying"Looking Good,Feeling Gorgeous". ;D


Howard

Just remember that it takes two hands to handle a wooper.  :D





Cat

Just remember that it takes two hands to handle a wooper.  :D





Cat



and 1 mouth to put it in. ;D



Howard

*cries* I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o :o :o :o

and 1 mouth to put it in. ;D



Howard

hmmm ok  not saying anything

possibly my mouth is too full

Just remember that it takes two hands to handle a wooper.  :D





Cat


I'm in!  I've been looking for something to do with my two hands...Where can I get a "wooper"?

Laurel

hmmm ok  not saying anything



Why? cause you're afraid you're gonna blurt out something you shouldn't have said. ;D

Not my fault I have "sex on the brain". :D


Howard

I'm in!  I've been looking for something to do with my two hands...Where can I get a "wooper"?

Laurel


How about some wooper brains?  ;D


http://www.wooperbrains.com/wooper.jpg


Howard

Why? cause you're afraid you're gonna blurt out something you shouldn't have said. ;D

Not my fault I have "sex on the brain". :D


Howard
8) 8) 8)"wake up and screw me,wake up and screw me,we gotta get humped..."

8) 8) 8)"wake up and screw me,wake up and screw me,we gotta get humped..."


;D Thanks Marian.I needed a laugh. ;D


Howard

;D Thanks Marian.I needed a laugh. ;D


Howard
;) ;)Much obliged.Cheers!

wow, uh, fellas. as someone said already, you are reading waaaay too much into commercials. i dont know about you but the "wake up to the king" commercial was the funniest one yet i thought. i mean c'mon, it was goofy, funny, and if u dont believe that, then why the crap would they be dancing at the end of the commercial. and yes, i also believe that the (cop a feel) or whatever, was a buddy thing. okay, settle. ::)

You guys think that's weird.... check this website out, now that's weird!

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Or this one!  ::)