here's mine:
Being a NASCAR Nextel Cup driver
Piloting a Boeing 747-400
Flying an F-16 Fighting Falcon in the Air Force
Driving a monster truck-Bigfoot!

To be a successful showgirl. ;)

I'm kidding, not really, but yeah - I'd love to own my own private investigating firm. :P

The terms "dream" and "job" are mutually exclusive!
8)

To be a film director. I would like to show Hollywood how to make a film involving something rather alien to them - plot and character.  ;D

Er... to be Weird Al?

Retirement  8)

Dancer

To be a successful showgirl. ;)

I'm kidding, not really, but yeah - I'd love to own my own private investigating firm. :P




Can I start calling you Kinsey Millhone? ;)

I have always wanted to teach 2nd grade and I still do.

Martin Gore's personal assistant...;D

But since that's never going to happen...I've wanted to be a musician for the past 20 years. Mostly in a synth-pop band. (Surprise, surprise!) Failing that, I'd like to DJ for a decent radio station (i.e. one that plays a lot of 80's music) or a club on an 80's theme night. Either that, or a music journalist (having been a failed musician). :)

Absolutely Vile

1.  Dave Gahan's personal assistant (Depeche Mode lead singer)
2.  Hip hop superstar  or   Rock star
3.  Fashion Designer
4.  Janet Jackson's choreographer
5.  Hollywood successful actress

For me that's Easy, either Photograper or Playboy Magazine, or
Adult Movie Star, like Ron Jeremy
or President of the United States.

For me that's Easy, either Photograper or Playboy Magazine, or
Adult Movie Star, like Ron Jeremy
or President of the United States.


For me "President of the United States" would be a nightmare job.

Steven Tyler's masseuse (yum yum).

Either:

1) Writer and/or cast member of SNL, or
2) Rally car driver.

1.  Dave Gahan's personal assistant (Depeche Mode lead singer)
2.  Hip hop superstar  or   Rock star
3.  Fashion Designer
4.  Janet Jackson's choreographer
5.  Hollywood successful actress

What about David Gahan's Personal Jesus?

Mastersplinter wrote
For me that's Easy, either Photograper or Playboy Magazine, or
Adult Movie Star, like Ron Jeremy
or President of the United States.
What about...Ron Jeremy for President?

What about...Ron Jeremy for President?



Well, we did have a President who tried to act like Ron Jeremy from 1993 through 2000.  ;D

For my money I'd rather have John Holmes for president.  He was the "real deal".  Too bad he passed away.

Hugh Hefner for President! ;) 

Personal assistant to TONY STEWART!

Personal assistant to TONY STEWART!
Mrs.Maurice Benard....oh well, Paula Smith has that real-life honor....but I can dream,can't I?

Well, we did have a President who tried to act like Ron Jeremy from 1993 through 2000.  ;D


But the difference was his girlfriend had the big gut and the mustache, not he.
:-\\

Lifeguard and being able to sit on the beach all day instead of staring at a computer.

My dream job is one where I can make a lot of money and have fun at the same time. Just can't think of what that job is :-[

Being dressing room security at Victorias Secret.

Hugh Hefner for President! ;) 



and he'll pass a law that women should walk around topless only during June,July or August.If men do it,so why can't women? ??? ;D




Howard

A restaurant critic.  Some newspaper/magizine would buy my dinner. I would just have to write up a little blurb about the restaurant. What could be better? Nothing like getting paid to eat.  ;D



Cat

Astronaunt

Tim
RATT-n-ROLL

A restaurant critic.  Some newspaper/magizine would buy my dinner. I would just have to write up a little blurb about the restaurant. What could be better? Nothing like getting paid to eat.  ;D




Going along with that...how about being a travel critic for something like the Travel Channel or Conde Naste?  Being paid to travel the world and talk about it.  That would be the life.

  :-* Personal assistant to Dale Earnhardt Jr.! :-*

Put me in a cubicle at a desk behind a computer away from customers.  They are the worse people in the world!

Put me in a cubicle at a desk behind a computer away from customers.  They are the worse people in the world!


I have that exact job, Wolveroses, lol.

A job with either Joe Gibbs Racing(Tony Stewart and Bobby Labonte's race team) or Dale Earnhardt Inc.(Dale Jr and Mikey Waltrip's team)would be cool!