Y'Know some believe we all decended from apes...then why do people resemble OTHER animals???

Add yours after my observations:


Ashton Kutcher:  ostrich

Frankie Munez:  Mouse(the ears add to it)

Jerry Seinfeld:  Horse    (also many others fall in that category- Tori Spelling)


-pull up their pictures to confirm

Melissa Rivers has a total horse face!!!

Paris Hilton=Lemur
Jennifer Lopez=Babboon
Ryan Seacrest=Hedgehog
Simon Cowell=Boor
Babs=Rhino

oh,

Larry King:  owl

John Elway - Horse (teeth)

Tori Spelling - Chihuahua (buggy eyes)

Howard Stern - Rat

Beyonce - She's a FOX  :o

When I saw Planet of the Apes with Mark Wahlberg I thought he should have been one of the apes.

NASCAR:
Kurt Busch-Elephant(look at his HUGE ears!)
Tony Stewart-Gorilla(no insult to "Smoke"he's just HAIRY!)
Mark Martin-Shar Pei dog(His wrinkly face closely resembles one!)
Michael Waltrip-Giraffe(he's 6'6!)
Jimmy Spencer-Rattlesnake(he can be mean like one on the track)
Dale Earnhardt Jr-Cheetah(he's FAST like one why else does he have the points lead?)

others:
Rush Limbaugh-Cockroach(gross!)
Howard Stern-see Rush Limbaugh
Zack De La Rocha(ex Rage Against the Machine)-billy goat
Roseanne-hyena
Rosie O'donnell-weasel
Simon Cowell-domestic cat(somewhat snooty like a Siamese or Persian cat,no insult to my Tika!)

NASCAR:
Kurt Busch-Elephant(look at his HUGE ears!)
Tony Stewart-Gorilla(no insult to "Smoke"he's just HAIRY!)
Mark Martin-Shar Pei dog(His wrinkly face closely resembles one!)
Michael Waltrip-Giraffe(he's 6'6!)
Jimmy Spencer-Rattlesnake(he can be mean like one on the track)
Dale Earnhardt Jr-Cheetah(he's FAST like one why else does he have the points lead?)

others:
Rush Limbaugh-Cockroach(gross!)
Howard Stern-see Rush Limbaugh
Zack De La Rocha(ex Rage Against the Machine)-billy goat
Roseanne-hyena
Rosie O'donnell-weasel
Simon Cowell-domestic cat(somewhat snooty like a Siamese or Persian cat,no insult to my Tika!)
Roseanne Barr Arnold-hippopotamus
Kenny Rogers-grizzly bear
Martha Stewart-Pug dog
Ted Nugent-Saber tooth tiger(Ted likes to hunt and so do big cats!)
Monica Lewinsky-black widow spider(Clinton's undoing)
Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker-leeches(sucked their own ministry-PTL-dry!)
John Rocker-turkey(dumba** like one at least)
Jeremy Shockey-slug

Randy Johnson looks like an ostrich

Monica Lewinsky-black widow spider(Clinton's undoing)



Monica wasn't Clinton's undoing.  Clinton should take a lot of the blame.  He should have known better.  Besides that, she was a young punk who probably thought it was cool and didn't even think about future ramifications.

Michael Moore-HIPPOPOTAMUS!!

Michael Moore-HIPPOPOTAMUS!!
here's more:
Brooke Gordon(Jeff's ex-wife)-LEECH(She asked for AND GOT major $$$$$$ and property from Gordon,I can't believe he would give her so much! She certainly does NOT deserve it!)
Terry Nichols and Timothy McVeigh-Taipan and King Brown Snakes(read up on Austrailian venomous snakes to find out why I selected those two species).May they both rot in Hades for the Oklahoma City bombing!

Hulk Hogan pitbull
Vince McMahon bloodworm
Trish Stratus dodo bird
The Dudley Boyz cockroaches

Rosie O'Donnell Pac-Man(she must have his appetite!)

Anna Nicole Smith Black Widow Spider

John Kerry...dumba** MULE!!

Eurythmics' Dave Stewart and a goat

Max Biaggi (MotoGP)- goat
Ruud Van Nistelroy (Holland & Man United soccer player)- horse
Tony Blair (UK Prime Muppet, er Minister)- weasel
Jordan (Katie Price, model of sorts)- turkey

Fidel Castro-Billy goat
Barbara Streisand-camel(her face reminds me of a camel's muzzle with that supersized nose)

Jeff Gordon-weasel
Tammy Faye Bakker-raccoon(look at all that eye makeup!)

Agree with you there, Tony20fanforever. ;)

Brooke Gordon(Jeff's ex-wife)-LEECH(She asked for AND GOT major $$$$$$ and property from Gordon,I can't believe he would give her so much! She certainly does NOT deserve it!)

the Ditech guy(the loan officer)  mule...why...cos he never seems to throw in the towel no matter how many potential lessees he (and his bank)lose to Ditech!!! That's stubbornness for you!

IT'S CATCHING ON...

Heard Howard Stern Tuesday say Larry King looks like a frog....


(anyone cover Melissa Rivers?) Another Horse.

I'm sure she's sweet-we're just talking comparisons- keep your karma...

Marilyn Manson  ferret.....his body just reminds me of a ferret!